Warning: This profile has not been updated since I first got this account. Much has changed, and most of the information I give isn't valid anymore. My apologies.

Hello and welcome all to my profile! I'm roughdiamond5, and I'm inexperienced with this website but I'm an expert with fanfiction, and I even have a few stories over there. Please, feel free to read them, I always love more reviews! Here's the URL to my profile:

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1300743/roughdiamond5

Now, what to say...uh, I joined this website so I could post a few of my cute little emo poems and random stories for random contests that I never won because they were too long. Plus, let's face it, the profile on my fanfiction account has to have a limit somewhere! So I'm also spreading the random junk from my fanfiction account to here. I hope you don't think I'm too crazy, though, although let's face it, I am! But eventually I'll post a real story, so hang on. Plus I have some friends who wrote fics on here and I want to review them and not be annonymous or not review at all. There's another reason!

And since all the talk-show hosts won't talk to me after what I did to Oprah (let's just say it had to do with a noodle that was way too raw, a bucket of mud, and a misunderstanding about a birthday), I guess I'll just have to tell you about me myself. Oh joy. Lemme see...

Name: Breanna (to most of my school, and for the record it's pronounced bree-AH-nuh), Bre (to like five people who I am very close to), Breanna (pronounced BRAY-ahn, that's in French class and France), Isa (Spanish class), Isabel (last year's Spanish class), Miss Bee (mom and dad sometimes), roughdiamond5 (that's how you guys on fictionpress and fanfiction know me), rd5 (if you must, that's my pen name nickname), Hey-you-with-the-head (for those of you who don't know what to call me)

Age: too old for my parents and too young for me (or 13 if you want a non-philisophical answer)

Best friend on the internet: Green.Winged.Mistress (EVERYONE must read her stories and profile or I will kill you with a spoon!)

Best friend in real life (it's not like they're reading this, but hey, why not?): lemme see...a lot of good friends, a few very good friends, a few VERY good friends, but no best friends. It's just so exclusive!

Interests: Reading, writing, being a drama queen, learning, singing (not that I can but it's fun to try!), listening to music, daydreaming, imagining, talking, breathing, watching t.v, watching movies, laughing, being funny, talking, shopping, you know, everything a tomboy likes, plus some girly interests thrown in for good measure.

Favorite books: Maximum Ride, Twilight, I'd Tell You I Love You but Then I'd Have to Kill You (and the sequel, Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy), Things Not Seen, Life as we Knew It, Snow, The Rules of Survival, If I Have an Evil Stepmother then Where's My Prince, anything by Gail Carson Levine, Foxtrot, Baby Blues, Calvin and Hobbes, Phantom of the Opera

Favorite T.V Shows (I don't have a lot, I'm very educated in books but in T.V I suck): The Simpsons, Futurama, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Teen Titans, and almost anything that's on I'll watch

Favorite music: Phantom of the Opera, Avril Lavigne, Michelle Branch, Pink, Kelly Clarkson, Natasha Bettingfield, Green Day, Simple Plan, Linkin Park, about a zillion others

Favorite movies: Phantom of the Opera, Newsies, Titanic, pretty much anything by Disney, and a whole bunch of others

Favorite color: blue

Favorite food: pizza, quiche lorraine

Family: one mom, one dad, one little brother

Future job: hopefully a writer, but I'll be a secretary or a phychiatrist or a lawyer or something like that. Hey, I'll even work at a bookstore like my mom does!

And now that we've gotten past that rather useless info, here's the fun stuff!

My favorite quotes (and when I mention a profile I mean either fanfiction or fictionpress profiles):

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters (this is my favorite!)

"Man must wait long time with mouth open for roast duck to fly in." ancient Chinese proverb

"Todd no read, Todd wait for DVD." Something my dad says whenever mom or I suggest a book

"Join the dark side (we have cookies)" I'll have some stupid cliche (hi!) and ghj1 (hi again!)

"Character is what you are when no one else is looking." Some guy. I dunno, I just saw that written on a wall of my school on my way to French class

"I'll hold it and you light the fuse." A famous last line (don't ever let me hear ya say that, peeps!)

"So, you're a cannibal." See above

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Freida Norris

"My karma ran over my dogma." bumper sticker

"You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music." Jim Carrey

"He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron." Some moral of a story

"Happiness is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it will elude you. But if you turn your attention to other things, it comes and sits softly on your shoulder." Nathaniel Hawthorne

"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." P.J. O'Rourke

"Get drunk. Won't help but can't hurt." I dunno, I just stole this off of DarkBlade98's profile.

"If you know me, chances are you hate me." see above

"We don't use the word retarded, we prefer the term mentally hilarious." see above

"Forgive your enemies but never forget their name." see above

"Paratroopers don't die, they go to hell and regroup." see above

"Skirts are like essays, they should long enought to cover the subject yet short enough to make it interesting." see above (yes, I'm a girl, and you'd think I would wear skirts too (I don't) but I can still laugh about it!)

"Forgot password? Enter place of birth." "Pangea" Mr. Burns, from the Simpsons.

"Eighteen wheels and they all missed me!" Moe Syzlac, from the Simpsons (he was attempting suicide)

"Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over." Bubble Blower's profile

"I vill now destroy ze Snickers bahrs!" Gazzy

"When life gives you lemons throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes." cryingout's profile

"When life gives you lemons make apple juice and let the world wonder how." see above

"Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much" see above

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder." see above

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." –Bill Watterson (but I got the quote from Bubble Blower's profile)

"When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets." see above (too true)

"They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?" see above (I wonder if this will get me out of gym, or just give me more push-ups)

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns (and see above)

"I can't die, because I'm the main character of my own life." see above

"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual." see above

"I'm the kind of person your parents warned you about." see above

"Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright." see above (ha ha!)

"When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE." see above (believe it or not, there was a point in my life where I wanted to be a ballerina. Then I became sane and wanted to be a vampire)

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing." see above

"When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "you had to be there" thing but more as a "you have to be mentally retarded like us" thing." see above

"He who laughs last thinks slowest and he who laughs first doesn't get it." Surprisingly enough, this one was thought of by yours truly! I know, we're all surprised.

"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running try and keep up!" my brother's T-shirt. Iggy should have a shirt just like this, and maybe Gazzy too so then they can match! Wait, they're guys, they don't want to match. But it would still be funny!

"I'm a cootie lover, I've been one all my life, I love cooties so much, I have a cootie wife" Princepal Skinner from the new Simpsons season (this quote is just funny, it has no real meaning!)

"What's a pronoun? No, wait, don't tell me, it's a noun that descrives a verb, right?! No, wait, that's a proverb." My brother just now

"Every fight's a food fight when you're a canibal!" Some random guy in my gym class

And since I love these so much, now we have Random Stuff I Took from Other Profiles! Enjoy!

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grap a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, go!"

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

No offence, but if you've read this far then you must not have a lot to do.

Be happy! Being happy makes everyone else happy too, and when everyone's happy everyone works together, and when everyone works together we can make a difference! Sorry, random moment there. :)