Hiya folks! I'm new here so bear with me. I have a fanfiction account(http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1228961/Evil-psychotic-monkey-MUAHA) so go see it. I warn you, I didn't really try on my stories (except maybe Straying Thoughts) and the rest on that is on my fanfic profile.

I WILL say this a lot:

Shut it.

Yer point?

At least now we know you have a higher IQ than a grapefruit.

You STUPID! IDIOTIC! (long string of colorful words shortly after)

And we care... because...?

Idiot.

Why don't you take it and SHOVE IT UP YOUR A!

How CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!

Somebody gag me.

HOLY JESUS MOTHER FING HELL! (in cases of extreme shock)

Shove it

So stick that in your juice box and suck it.

OOPS! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Get over it.

I tried to see things from your point of view but I couldn't get my head that far up my ass.

Bravo, you really know how to make an ass out of yourself.

You're funny... well, at least your face is.

Please excuse my blissful fangirl moment.

Me? Sarcastic? Noooooo...

In this situation I will react this way:

Some totally standard soap opera "cute" drama.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW! SO CUUUUUUUUTE! Gag Me.

Totally uncalled for flame or just being rude to me overall.

... You picked the wroooong bitch to mess with

Final exams week.

~yawning and falling asleep, not caring~

Yaoi/Slash (ha ha, grammatic irony)

-SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL-

Fave random stuff:

I absolutely, positively LOVE to laugh

Vanilla

Watching guys play football in the baby pool (swimming during P.E. GOTTA LOVE IT!)

Yaois (specifically NejiSasu and FaiKuro)

Stories in progress:

Betzabel

The Really Long (and I mean loooooooong) Mission

Alliances

Sick

Finished stories:

Straying Thoughts

Hungry

By the way, my stories have references to other stories I have written. Just warning you in case you don't understand a couple of things.

On a lighter note... (I copied this from DancingDragonBlaze who copied this from someone else)

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Quotes

I'm not so good on the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa... no.

Same shit... different day

I'm in shape! Round is a shape

Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run. He hates that!

Crunk: to be crazy and drunk at the same time

Brunettes will NEVER be the new blonde.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

I trip UP the stairs

If the shoe fits... buy one in every color!

I know KUNG-FU and 50 other dangerous words.

I say we shoot Cupid and see how he likes it.

Shut-up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again.

No I WON'T go to hell, I've got a restraining order.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems...

Somewhere a village is missing their idiot.

Yo mamma is so fat even Neji can't see through her. OH!

Stop talking, I'm out of asprin.

Yeah well, your mom thinks square roots are vegetables!

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

The FBI is not your friend.

If you can't laugh at yourself I'll be glad to do it for you.

Sweetie, you're about as fake as the rumors you spread.

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks.

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

I am the future of America. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmade I shall not point to the dark mark and shout, "To the batmobile, Robin!"

It's not that I'm a bitch, I just don't like you.

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes, but we love them anyway.

You're funny... looking.

Cheers! To another awkward moment.

She's my best friend, break her heart and I'll break your face.

We are all pretty bizzare, some are just better at showing it.

He said: I don't se why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it. She said: you wear pants don't you?

We were always funny in that car crash sort of way.

DUDE! That wasn't funny.

When I said, "I'd hit that," I meant with my car.

Someday, your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too STUBBORN to ask for directions.

Procastinators UNITE... tomorrow.

If at first you don't succeed. then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

Someone is thinking about sex... OK... it's me

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

Yeah well... YOUR MOM! Oh... what now!

Of course we come from monkeys, just look at your mom.

If annoyed further I shall spork your eyes out.

Welcome to Loserville! Population: you.

Milk and cookies are so 1993... give Santa beer.

Moo. I'm a pig.

Come to the darkside. We have cookies.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself.

Bitch & you know it.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I won't think about guys, I won't think about guys, I won't think about guys, WHOA! That's a hot guy!

Oh please, I don't turn heads, I fucking break necks.

When poeple don't laugh at our jokes I don't think of it as a "you had to be there thing" but more of a "you have to be mentally retarded like us thing."

Homework is not an option, my bed is sending out some serious nap vibes. I can't help myself.

Life is like a pack of gum, I've yet to figure out why...

I'm not crazy! My reality is just different than yours.

I swear to drunk I'm not God!

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

I'm not short, I'm just unusually not tall.

HAHA! I don't get it.

A good friend helps you up when you fall, but a best friend laughs at you and trips you again.

A good friend would give you an umbrella when it rains, but a best friend will take your and say, "Run bitch, run!"

Yeah, I'm a loser, but the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

A friend would call you a retard, but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

Stress: when the body can no longer resist the urge to choke the living shit out of some asshole who really deserves it.

Mornings should be illegal.

I'll try to be to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

Let me know if anything I say offends you. I may want to offend you again later.

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

Cute but psycho, things even out.

Was that an earthquake or did I just rock your world?

Friends will be like like, "Well you deserve better." HBut best friends will prank calling him and saying "You will die in seven days."

If you're gonna be two faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in alluminum foil.

42 muscles to frown muscles, 4 muscles to stick up my middle finger and tell em to bite me.

HAHA! Wait, what?

Hapy thoughts... happy thoughts... puppies... ice cream... fat people falling over...

Doctors say I have multiple personalities, but WE don't agree with that.

"Yay! Not guilty! Sleepover at my house kids!" -Michael Jackson

Brilliant: adj. 1. Marked by unusual and impressive intellectual acuteness 2. magnificent; glorious 3. me

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animel is going somewhere.

Genius by birth, slacker by choice.

Our survival requires bold, decisive, visionary leadership. So basically we're all screwed.

I don't only want to rain on your parade, I want to blow up all the floats.

school: n. Hell with flourescent lighting

98 of teens are bringing sexy back but I'm in the 2 sexy never left

We're with you whatever happens (you know, unless spiders are involved)

1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor

You mess with me and I'll mail your back to you in a Pringles can.

The tooth fairy teaches kids that they can get money for selling body parts, I blame het for prostitution.

I put the fun in dysfunctional!

It's only funny until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious!

One day as you lay in bed and look at the stars you wonder... where the hell is my roof?!

A good friend will come bail you out of jail... but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn... we fucked up."

No Tresspassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Save the earth! (it's the only planet with chocolate)

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I've got A.D.D. and magic markers. Oh the thrills I will have.

You are: hot, sexy, nice, oops! Sorry, wrong person.

Myspace: because we're really doing our homework aren't we?

They say I have A.D.D. but they just don't understand... Oh look! A chicken!

I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with a rock... or something

You are the diet coke of evil!

We didn't do it. Nobody saw us do it. Can't prove anything.

You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?

Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

DO NOT SET YOURSELF ON FIRE! It kinda hurts...

I hate you. Why? I need a reaon?

Brunette: I was listening to Eminem last night. Blonde: You were listening to candy? (I did that once when someone said they were listening to Eminem)

People are like slinkies, basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

I tried sniffing coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Supported by maffia... you hit me... we hit you.

Six hours later I still hadn't written anything but I did win 7 out o 245 games of solitare.

DON'T HIT KIDS! No, seriously, they have guns.

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

What is that? A bird? A plane? No dumbasses, it's Superman.

Sex is not the answer! Sex is the question, yes is the answer.

SMILE! It confuses people.

Don't worry, you're just as sane as I am.

I'm not short, I'm fun-sized!

I don’t think the word “school” deserves to have the word “cool” in it.

Yes I do use my hairbrush as a microphone thank you very much!

I know you’re probably thinking ‘Oh no she didn’t!’ but I just so totally did!

I don’t obsess, I think intensely.

As I was wondering why Frisbees get bigger as they get closer… it hit me.

I was going to take over the world by I got distracted by something sparkly.

It’s a beautiful day, now watch some asshole fuck it up.

It only seems like I'm a smartass because I'm surrounded by dumbasses.

I'm not conceited, I'm simply aware of my sexy little self.

Your trailer park called, their trash is missing.

The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny, & great in bed. Your ugly ass is safe, but where should I hide?

Just because I'm retarded doesn't mean I'm stupid!

You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same.

Don't like my attitude? Call 1-800-KISS-MY-ASS.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Smirk, it makes people wonder what you’re up to, while scaring the shit out of them at the same time!

If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you.

Mental Health is overrated.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left.

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity.

A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.

The road to success is always under construction.

I'm looking forward to regretting this.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not…

English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters.

I would tell ya to go to hell but then I'd be stuck with you for all eternity!

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Who laughs last, thinks the slowest.

First law of science: don't spit into the wind.

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks.

Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

Oh man this is crazy, I hope I didn't brain my damage.

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn't met me yet.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

I dont need your attitude I got one of my own.

Your envy creates my energy, ever wonder why I'm so hyper?

Want my number?Call 1-800-GET LOST!!!

What part of NO don’t you understand? The N or the O?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Randomness is the base of conversation.

I hear high school's easier the second time around.

Satan's from canada!

Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

Guys... just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

Try not to let your mind wander... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

Never mess with guys wearing make-up. They mean business.

Mommy...What're those two boys doing?

If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige.

People can be either crazy or sane but only if they're both do they have problems.

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Oh sure, it seems obvious now,
but you'd be amazed at how many people don't think of it when it's relevant. Seriously, just punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.

For people that hate stereotypes:

you hate stereotypes and think ppl shoud just shut up and stop put this on your profile

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (Been told this too)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (I have Asian in me not much but some)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! (Guilty as charged of being part albino...according to my doctor...)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

stereotypes i fit under are bolded, italicized, and underlined!, so if you hate stereotypes and want people to shut up, put this on your own profile and make it known how gay stereotypes are!!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If people say you're something you're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

Post this in your profile to brighten someone's day

Too often we forget life's simple pleasures...

Remember the next time someone annous you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but only 4 to extend your arm to bitch slap the mother fucker upside the head.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, BloodyEmoUchiha, Katara Uchiha, Kit Uchiha, Raining-Flames-and-Roses, KennyG

30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Katara Uchiha, Kit Uchiha, Raining-Flames-and-Roses, KennyG

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.