Er...for now I'm reading to get a feel for this sort of thing. Don't worry. I'll edit my profile when an idea (or frizbee) hits me. But for now, if you would like to read any stories I have created you will find them on fanfiction (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1357168/SoundzofSilence) and yes, I love both sites. (Sorry if I'm a bit slow at updating, but bother me to remind me. I tend to be a forgetful person)
For a moment, nothing happened.Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. -Douglas Adams
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. -Douglas Adams
A good idea will keep you awake during the morning, but a great idea will keep you awake during the night. -Marilyn vos Savant
Be able to cite three good qualities of every relative or acquaintance that you dislike. -Marilyn vos Savant
Have you ever noticed that when you must struggle to hear something, you close your eyes? -Marilyan vos Savant
Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices- Voltaire
Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.-Voltaire
He is a hard man who is only just, and a sad one who is only wise- Voltaire
It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere. -Voltaire
By the way- Hi Kenny-seny-weny-dra! (don'tcha just love me? Yay! Fictionpress buddies!)
Shakespeare Insults:
Thou puny boil-brained mammet!
Take you me for a sponge? (Hamlet)
You speak unskillfully; or, if your knowledge be more, it is much darkened in your malice (Measure for Measure)
What, you egg! Young fry of treachery! (Macbeth)
Thou elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog! (Richard III)
Thine horrid image doth unfix my hair (Macbeth)
Thou are unfit for any place but hell (Richard III)
Thou sanguine coward, thou bed-presser, thou horseback-breaker, thou huge hill of flesh! (Henry IV, part I)
Thou sham'st the music of sweet news by playing it to me with so sour a face (Romeo and Juliet)
Hast thou or word, or wit, or impudence, that can yet do thee office? (Measure for Measure)
You are as a candle, the better burnt out (Henry IV, part II)
Get thee to a nunnery (Hamlet)
Thou clouted common-kissing strumpet
Has thou never an eye in thy head? (Henry IV, part I)
Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes (Richard III)
Thy bones are marrowless, thy blood is cold (Macbeth)
Your face is as a book, where men may read strange matters (Macbeth)
Thou hast no more brain than I have in my elbows
Thou are the rudeliest welcome to this world (Pericles)
Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee (All's Well That Ends Well)
Thine face is not worth sunburning (Henry V)
You speak an infinite deal of nothing (The Merchant of Venice)
I think thou never wast where grace was said (Measure for Measure)
I find the ass in compound with the major part of your syllables (Coriolanus)
Thou thing of no bowels thou! (Troilus and Cressida)
Thou art already dead. Stabbed with a white wench's black eye, run through the ear with a love song, the very pain of thy heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt shaft. (Romeo and Juliet)
Thou wert best set thy lower part (butt) where thy nose stands (All's Well That Ends Well- basically, it means you'd look better with a butt for your face)
I never knew so young a body with so old a head (The Merchant of Venice)
I make as good use of thine face as many a man doth of a death's-head, or a momento mori. (Henry IV, part I)
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"If they cause trouble shoot them." - "Shoot them sir?" - "Politely." Mal and Zoe
"Shall I describe it to you? Or you would like me to find you a box?" Legolas (from Lord of the Rings)
"Are you saying that coconuts migrate?" guard from Holy Grail
"Its just a flesh wound." Black Knight
"I'll bite your legs off!" Black Knight
"There are those who call me .. Tim." Tim
"Get on with it!" random army in Holy Grail
"He died? And this is suppose to be a kids movie!" Rizo (Treasure Island)
"Hmm.. no one lives this messy except college kids" Thief (Thief and the Cobbler)
"Here's a sign beware of signs" Thief
"All hail the New York Giants!" King Julius from Madagascar
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