Hey everyone, this is The Grammar Nazi, back from the dead. After a long absence, it's great to be back on this wonderful site and I hope to have some original works up soon. In the meantime, you stalker people out there who wish to know more about me may read down. I wish you all well.
--TGN
P.S. Here's the link to my Fan Fiction profile. http://www.fanfiction.net/~authorswrath
Name: That's TGN to you, Mister.
Gender: Female, last time I checked.
Age: 1511/12 (Ai, close enough to 16.)
Height: Eh, something like 5' 9". Yeah, I'm tall. Sue me.
Weight: Why do you need to know? XD
Eyes/Hair: Who writes these things anyway?? -sigh- Blond hair, green eyes.
Favorite Color: Why? Oh well. I like black. I'm not goth or emo or whatever, I just like the fact that the moms of little kids look at you funny when you wear black--and of course, the fact that black goes with anything.
Favorite Food: Oh my. Eh...I suppose I'll have to go with shrimp tempura. No, I'm not "Wapanese;" I just like shrimp tempura. >>"
Least Favorite Food: Stewed spinach. Just kill me now.
Hobbies: Writing (imagine that), drawing, music equals life, composing, Harvest Moon equals a WAY of life.
Likes: Well that's very open-ended. Let's see, I like my friends (hence, why they're my friends), dressing like a cross between a guy and a PMSing homicidal maniac, disgustingly cute things, the song Dango Daikazoku from Clannad (that song is so scary, it doesn't even belong in the music category), reading/watching anime, manga, novels, short stories (horror, FTW), and reality tv (Gordon Ramsey is my secret lover--it's so secret, even he doesn't know), and playing the tenor saxophone, cello, and (I guess I like playing the) clarinet.
Dislikes: God, this'll be a long list. I'll condense it: 99 percent of the world's total population, chatspeak (don't tlk 2 me lyk dis), stupidity in general (it's only funny and endearing to a certain extent, folks), Yaoi/Yuri (you can write it, I won't like or respect you less, but don't expect me to read it, please and thank you), and anything involving physical activity besides DDR.
Favorite Shows: Oh my. Let's see... Ef: A Tale of Memories, Clannad, Ouran High School Host Club, Hell's Kitchen, American Idol (David Cook, FTW), Bamboo Blade, and Yu-Gi-Oh (I remember when I was a kid; that show was my life man, my life).
Favorite Books: Hrm... Alright. Jisatsu Circle, the Echorium Sequence, Sabriel, Nagatachou Strawberry, Rockin' Heaven, Scarlet Chair (it's pretty good so far), Naruto is okay (though it should have been over long ago), and Fruits Basket (Shigure = my other secret lover).
Favorite Artists: AACK. This is the worst! Ok ok, since I can never decide, this is in no particular order. Got it? xP;; Breaking Benjamin, Linkin Park, Disturbed, Eufonius, TFK, Skillet, Project 86 (I am a member of Team Black; if you know what that is give yourself a cookie), Yoko Kanno, Tomoki Hasegawa, Hikaru Utada, Demon Hunter, Angelzoom, Aureola, Stellar Kart, RED, and this spot is here as props for all of the wonderful bands that I know I'm forgetting; I love you guys.
Favorite Song(s): Darn right it's plural. (And these are also in no particular order, folks.) Inside the Fire by Disturbed, Say Goodnight to the Bad Guy by Project 86, Into My Arms by Angelzoom, Black Flowers by Aureola, Breathe Into Me by RED, The Last Night by Skillet, Eleanor Rigby by David Cook (yeah, I like it better than the original, sue me), Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park, and Violet Hill by Coldplay.
Favorite OCs: This really is a toughy, but I'll give it a go. Rowan (a psychopath from my untitled vampire story), Rufi (the main character from CoA), Skye (the main guy from said untitled story, and yes, I jacked his name from HM; sorry 8D), the narrator from The Hall (heh heh), and Galadriel (a character from an RP I'm in with a friend; you'll be seeing some misc. one shots with him).
Favorite Pairings: I stole this category from my friend, it looked fun. Sorry buddy. >8D~! And now, I'm usuing it for OCs instead of other people's characters. XD Haha.
Count of Autumn (CoA) - RufiMary, MikahJezebel
Untitled Vampire Story - SkyeJun, TorahLynn, TorahJun, NikSasha, RowanME (and this time, I'm not kidding), and RowanAllyson (-sigh-)
Roleplay With Sam - AntoumYuri (Yuri is her name; I've already said I don't like Yaoi/Yuri), EzekielEzekiel (one's a girl, ones a boy 8D), and GaladrielHIMSELF (Again, I'm totally serious this time. XD)
So, yeah, that's all you need to know (and more!) about me. Here's the project list:
1. Count of Autumn (CoA) Story - I'm just finishing up chapter one; all that's left is editing. I'll leave plot sumaries for when I upload. P:
2. Untitled Vampire Story (Name coming soon, I promise) - There are so many character and plot turns, I'm having trouble sorting it out so that I can get started. Patience is a virtue in this case. xP
3. Galadriel Oneshot - This'll be a first person introduction to a favorite character of mine from a roleplay. Hopefully you'll all love him as much as I do. :3
4. Galadriel Oneshot - This one is a first person of Galadriel's thoughts on his friends and companions, Yuri and Antoum. Basically, it's to introduce them. XD
5. Galadriel Oneshot - This one is a story to introduce Laddy's brother Ezekiel.
6. Galadriel Story - Finally, a story. This will cover Laddy's childhood, including his childhood friend (?) Reina (name subject to change) and his teacher who I've yet to name. It starts with his parents and brother in Romania, but that doesn't last long. It's a long-term project, for sure. =3
Yup, that's all my projects right now. I'm fairly certain that CoA chapter one will be up sometime this weekend (or maybe even before), and I think Ill be focusing on Laddy's oneshots after that. We'll see. >8D
TGN Message of the Week: Hey everyone, I'm finally back. xD;; I'm hoping to update more frequently here and on my Fan Fiction, so check back if you'd like. Feel free to drop me a message any time, I'd love to see your works. I'm an editor on the side as well, so always feel free to ask for a full critique! If you're willing to wait a few days, I'll go over your story in a word processor and correct it and make notes in nice, bright red font. No charge. XD Feel free to ask if you're in need of an in-depth critique. So, that's all for this week. Nothing major going on. I wish you all well!
--TGN
When I saved my profile, it went haywire. I'm still searching out typos and such; if anyone catches one, would you mind letting me know? Please and thank you. 8D
--TGN
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