I deleted Réjeanne. I found that I didn't like it anymore and wouldn't bother writing any more. Damn it. Hah, and it also looks like I'm losing touch with writing. I can't seem to update anymore and I haven't exactly been trying either. This may just be the end, ohmygawd. I'll still review when I feel like it, but until then...
But wait...I'm actually THINKING about re-writing Yvana. Poorly written, it is but as much as I can't seem to write anything, I want to do something about that story. I just wish somebody could write it for me, argh. I already have its companion titled Mbiya which is also a one-shot written...in fact I wrote it months ago, but I want to get this damn thing out of the way first. But until then...
Well, time for another change.
I'm 20.
I used to live in Carbondale, St. Louis, and Macomb (the city Yvana takes place in). Now I'm living in...well that will remain a mystery. Hint: I'm still in the USA.
I'm slowly pulling out of a writer's block (see Sacre Bleu...or not...it's your life, do what you want...) so if my stuff makes you cringe in revulsion...suck my big toe. Also, no flames. There's no point in that. Seriously. If you're expecting a perfect story, simply go to the library.
If you have a story you want me to read, let me know. I have lots of fun reviewing. Especially if it's romance or some sort of sci-fi. Not the biggest fan of fantasy or poetry but I can have a try at it. And no, that doesn't mean you have to review me back. I'll go months without writing but I still visit here as often as I can.
Here are my fave authors: Christine Feehan, Stephenie Meyer, Lisa Kleypas, Samantha James, Amanda Ashley, Laurie Faria Stolarz, Sarah Dessen, Lurlene McDaniel, Lisa Jackson, Victoria Alexander.
By the way, I didn't make up those sniglets below, so if you ever use them PUT A DISCLAIMER OR RICH HALL WILL SUE YOUR ASS. Merci beaucoup.
Oh, and check out Pain of the Heart by Nubian Ishtar =)
Sniglet: A word that should be in the dictionary but isn't.
Bubblic-Addicted to the systematic popping bubbles in packaging
Doork-One who attempts to enter through an exit and exit through an enter. Frequently achieved by either pushing on a PULL or pulling on a PUSH
cewebrity-Someone who is well known online but obscure offline. Some of you are guilty of this, don't lie
Questfallen-Reaction to the realization that your MapQuest directions have failed you.
P-Spot-The area directly above the urinal in public restrooms that men stare at, knowing a glance in any other direction would arouse suspicion
Omnibilious-Indifferent to type of drink. "Oh, you can get me anything. I'm omnibilious."
Primpo-A person who passes a mirror then has to step back, presumably to reassure himself he still exists
Sarchasm-The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it
Thrickle-The itch in the back of your throat which can't be scratched without making disgusting barnyard-type noises
Yinkel-A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice
Thank you Rich Hall
PS. If you see that I put your story on alert but haven't submitted a review, that means I read your summary and liked it but didn't get the chance to read the entire story at that time. Don't worry.
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