I'm not a newbie, but this account is. Just so you know :D
Thanks to "Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod" from www.fanfiction.net - who doesn't even know I exist - for putting the idea of this wonderfully witty and quirky introduction into my head.
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Five things you need to know about me:
1. I suffer from an uncurable illness called detestationofchatspeakitis. And perfectgrammitis, nittpickinessity syndrome and fragmentsentencia.
2. I'm good at almost everything, and I know it. Won't say it again, but you'll probably realise that it underlies pretty much everything I take the time to drone on about. I'm just one of those people. Rubbish at sports, though.
3. I can be Wuthering-Heights-Phoenix-reviewer-style-serious one minute and switch over to omgosh-fanigirly-squealy-Fee-type-girl-lol-lol-ha-ha without hesitation. Don't call me false, because both personalities are completely mine. Henrietta Jekyll and Edwina Hyde xD
4. I am slightly (ha ha, that's an understatement) obsessed with a certain fictional vampire called Edward Anthony Cullen (Masen). Go read Twilight. If you like it then we're bound to get along, even just an itty-bitty-bit. Actually, I'm slightly obsessed with a few things, and very obsessed with others. To name a few: Music (see 5); Phantom of the Opera; Classical Music; Tuomas Holopainen; ginger people (we're so awesome); and the characters inside my head. They're awesome too, although only one of them - Contstantine, who lives in a parallel universe - is ginger. (You might meet Contstantine, but at the moment she's the epitome of a Mary-Sue. You'll definitely meet Kal, Ayne and Farah, though).
5. Music is my life. I can't do anything without music. Actually, right now, I'm listening to a beautiful song by Vienna Teng called Gravity, which I discovered completely by accident. I was searching for Howl's Moving Castle videos on youtube - worship Diana Wynne-Jones and Miyazaki, go on, right now, on your knees - and this was one of the songs that was used in a particularly good one. Fell in love with it. Yay.
Five things you needn't know about me:
1. My real name. Fee, Phoenix, Ginger Freak With the Big Ego, anything will do, really. But you'll never know. Unless you've actually met me in person, in which case an introduction will be made properly.
2. My real age. I don't like ageism. You cannot subject me to it. I'm a sensible lass.
3. My location. Well, nothing more specific than Scotland. I'm a sensible lass. Again.
4. My email address (with the obvious exception of good friends). You need to know because...?
5. That I have blue eyes that are sometimes green and often grey. You need not know that. But you can anyway. Aren't I charitable? pulls face
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There are probably some other random facts that I will go on about in future. But there you go. I might start listing bands - well, I'm likely to start listing bands - that I listen to or something. But for now you're stuck with this rabble.
Phoenix
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