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1. Orangeade: or, The Girl With Fruity Blood » reviews

Have you ever looked up at the sky and wished you were an orange? Flight, super strength, persuasion, these are all powers oranges possess that we do not. Is the world ready for an exception? They better be, 'cause here she is. Nonfiction. Please R&R!

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,821 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-13-08 - Published: 2-26-08

2. The Waxy Heart Of Colonel Crawdaddy » reviews

Whose side is Ironclad Cletus on? Why's that Colonel Crawdaddy such a total jerk? Where do babies come from, and more importantly, when are they leaving? All of these questions and more, answered within for the very last time. Please R&R! Some language.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,193 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-25-07 - Published: 11-16-07