My favorite quotes (most of which whose creators will not be mentioned, for i don't know who they are):

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

When life gives you lemons, squeze them in someone's eye.

Don't take life to seriously, no one gets out alive anyway.

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, i'll scratch your eyes out.

Before you insult someone, try walking a mile in their shoes, that way, when you insult them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Life's experiences are like a bowl of mushrooms, you always have to take one more, unless you take the poison mushroom, then you're screwed. - Vanessa and Leggie

Who is George Washington? - Gabi (while studing for a test)
The father of our country. - Me
Who is Vanessa Molina? - Gabi
Who? - Vanessa Molina

It's times like these when i ask the big questions, like who am I, and what do I want, and I want a pet chinchilla named Steve? - Vanessa

The gay population in China has spiked . - Victoria (in a conversation about politics)