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Babblatrice of Tracasserie
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since: 11-04-07, id: 587885, Profile edited: 08-07-08
country: United States
Author has written 19 stories for Humor, General, Horror, and Haiku.

Hi there! Randomness is my middle name, (well, it isn't really... but it would be cool if it was) try reading my poems and see if you still have the same opinion about me being random. These poems will never stop, mostly because of the random stuff that comes into my head every... single... day... randomness, is awesome... anyway, here are some things that I like!

- Platypi (platypus)

- Cheetahs

- Foxes

- Randomness

- Doing nothing

- Having staring contests with my dogs

- Staring at the wall (now, that's very fun)

- Staring at erasers

Now, here are some things that I ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY... hate...

- Cat poo & dog poo

- Losing in a staring contest with my dogs

- Candles

- Homework


Story & Poem News

Edited: 8/7/08 Big important news: I haven't been on in a while, but I am slowly starting to inch back to fictionpress. I have just caught up with Caged Flames, the newest chapter, Chapter 4: Visions and Nightmares is now posted.

Edited: ?/?/? Random News: I changed my name from "Queen Twilight" to "Babblatrice of Tracasserie", so if you're wondering who I am, I'm Queen Twilight, so don't be confused!

Edited: 8/7/08 Stories:

~Caged Flames Chapter 4: Visions and Nightmares Completed 4th chapter! Please R&R!

Edited: 8/4/08 Poems: The newest thing that I have written is a 3 stanza poem called "Pie" please R&R!

Please R&R on my poems :D I have more coming onto Fictionpress soon. So whenever I post new poems/stories, I'll always mention it here. So be on the lookout!




1. Caged Flames » reviews
Abandoned. Mistaken for something, then turned into it. Helped in winning a revolt. And died in sadness. This is the story of Eilleynn. Just Eilleynn. Please R&R!
Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-7-08 - Published: 3-22-08
2. Pie reviews
Here's a short random poem about pie :D
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-4-08 - Published: 8-4-08
3. Winter reviews
This is a haiku about Winter.
Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-18-08 - Published: 4-18-08
4. Kate the Squid reviews
Another limerick about a squid named Kate.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-18-08 - Published: 4-18-08
5. O' To Be a Ham reviews
A limerick about a pig named Hector.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-18-08 - Published: 4-18-08
6. Ode to Cows reviews
Here's an ode that I wrote to cows, yay for cows!
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-17-08 - Published: 3-17-08
7. The Wall reviews
Here's a poem about a wall. I was inspired by the wall, yay!
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-16-08 - Published: 3-16-08
8. Horrible Love Poem reviews
Hehe, this is a really horrible love poem that my friend Leaves of Labefaction and I came up with randomly... have fun reading!
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-14-08 - Published: 3-14-08
9. The Beach reviews
Creatures from the water, creatures from the deep, creatures that attack beach goers without any mercy at all.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-14-08 - Published: 3-14-08
10. Cheese reviews
Random stuff about cheese... no idea
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-14-08 - Published: 3-14-08
11. Invisible Monkeys reviews
This poem is about monkeys that are invisible, watch out, they're behind you now...
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-14-08 - Published: 3-14-08
12. Never Eat a Monkey reviews
You know what? Monkeys with bags on their heads, are dangerous... They usually have rabies, just a heads up!
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-8-08 - Published: 1-8-08
13. Platypus in the Sky reviews
Platypi in the sky!
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-28-07 - Published: 11-28-07
14. Trails reviews
Snail trails, deer trails, slug trails... randomness, I wanted to make a slightly confusing and pointless poem with snails in it.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-28-07 - Published: 11-28-07
15. Warmness reviews
Hehee, here's a poem about things that keep you warm like those mittens and scarves of evilness.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-27-07 - Published: 11-27-07
16. Flying Piggies reviews
Here's a poem about flying piggies that I made up, yay for the flying piggies!
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-27-07 - Published: 11-27-07
17. llamas are llamaish reviews
Here's a random non rhyming poem that I came up with, on the spot...
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-20-07 - Published: 11-20-07
18. Cows Are Cool reviews
Cows are awesomely cool! This is a little poem that doesn't rhyme, that came into my head at a random point in the day...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-20-07 - Published: 11-20-07
19. Flying Things reviews
Here's an awesome RHYMING poem I came up with! Yay!
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-16-07 - Published: 11-12-07
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