Hello, hello, hello my dear... readers. I am your beloved Lady Salem. Well, you are a glum looking bunch, aren't you? Why ever are you so glum?
wait! give me that line again!
Anyway, please read and review and I hope you shall enjoy. Further descriptions of my stories are at the bottom if you seek them. If you have any questions or comments about my writing please don't hesitate to private message me. And please, please, PLEASE people, don't forget to review!!
-Linguistically yours,
Salem
Here's a little mini-rant about how the Harry Potter movie was moved to next summer:
"WHY YES, EDWARD, I'D LOVE TO GO OUT WITH YOU ON NOVEMBER 21ST, I HAD A DATE WITH HARRY POTTER BUT HE WAS BUSY AND CANCELLED..."
If you go to www.behindthename.com/random/ you can get a bunch of random names, just for fun! Plus this is the only website I use for getting names and their meanings.
My random names:
Greek-Leda
Ancient-Cornelia
French- Jeannine
~Quotes~
"Be who you are. Say how you feel; because those who mind don't matter and those who matter, don't mind." - Dr. Seuss
"You see things as they are and ask 'why'? I dream things as they never were and ask 'why not'?" -George Bernard Shaw
For long life: Inhale every time you exhale
Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: ... I got better. (-Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.
Beauty lies in the lies of the beholder.
Friends will help you kill the guy but best friends will help you bury the body.
A woman is like a teabag...You never know how strong she is until you dip her in hot water.
Devon: You know, there's nothing more pathetic than a flame retarded dragon. -(Quest for Camelot)
Violet Baudelaire: Dinner is served. Puttanesca.
Count Olaf: What did you call me?
Klaus Baudelaire: It's pasta... Pasta Puttanesca.
Count Olaf: Where's the roast beef?
Klaus Baudelaire: Roast beef?
Count Olaf: Beef, yes. Roast beef. It's the Swedish term for beef that is roasted! -(A Series of Unfortunate Events)
Count Olaf- "I realize I've been a bit...standoffish, which is a big, big word meaning-"
Violet Baudelaire- "pure evil"
Count Olaf- "-tough, but fair." -(A Series of Unfortunate Events)
STORIES
Aya: I have started yet another story, and I have stopped working on The Hidden: Secrets are Everywhere. I am also about to stop working on Phoenix's Reign, and just stick with this story. I personally like it because my writing has matured since my last story, and the plot for this is pretty well laid out. Anyway, please read and review, and ENJOY!!
Summary: There's a world where citizens are not always what they seem. There's a world where their leader is determined to kill off the only heroes the humans have left. So how do you protect the innocents, when all you find is the guilty? Read & Review please.Thx
Beta-reader: Occupation Available for any who would like to beta, just PM me.
Current # of Chapters: 1
Reviews: 2. So help me out here. I review back!
Rated: Teen for Violence, injury, death, torture, and possibly minor language (though I highly doubt it)
Warning: Fantastical Creatures involved, such as elves, demons, and people who can change their appearance at will, as well as other "gifts". And yes, by the way, it IS fantasy story, so if anything around the word "magic" bothers you then honestly, go away. It's just a story, no need to be upset because I don't conform to your anti-magic rules. Hello! It's FICTION!!
Fantasy/Action/Adventure/Drama
Everything else unless specified is complete !
Things you should know about my writing
1. I may use chatspeak in my writing. Yeah, well, srry, but it's out of habit. Playing too many rpg online games and stuff I guess, lol.
2. I generally write stories about fantastical creatures. Yeah, that's because I believe that being in a fantasy world would be so much better than living on this boring one. Blah. And I also like the concept of people being able to do things normal people can't.
3. My poems are generally semi-angsty and revolve around anti-conformity. Big words which just mean that I hate how people try and act and look the same! Be unique!!
4. I tend to ramble and go on and on and on and talk a lot...Like now...
5. When I get excited about a story, I'll get so into the story, that I'll forget that the reader can't see the world in my story like I do, so I'll probably have to rewrite descriptions and things like that so check back once in a while. Or check my profile, I'll probly write in any updates on the top.
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING NON-REVIEWERS, THERE'S NO EXCUSE, B/C I TAKE ANONYMOUS REVIEWS! YOU ARE MAKING ME ANGRY. SALEM DOES NOT LIKE TO BE ANGRY!!
Sorry about any typo's on this profile or in my stories, because, to be honest, I do not always catch them, and occasionally my editors will miss parts in my stories, so PLEASE help me out and critique my writings. In fact, I'll even take the time to review you back...providing you give me a review with HELPFUL criticism.
for example: "This is great." Argh! Tell me why it's great! Tell me what you liked, what you didn't like! I'm okay with getting "I hate this's" If you tell me why! you have no idea how annoying it is to see a comment like "Good." oi. Okay, i'm done ranting for now...
IF YOU DON'T REVIEW I'M THIS ) ( CLOSE TO SENDING FILCH ON YOU AND HAVING HIM "HANG YOU BY YOUR THUMBNAILS IN THE DUNGEONS"!
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