I am Squidy and I look like a bad hentai.

My philosophy on life is such:

"Life is like a vagina; what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."

I like to do :D and 3.

My favorite words are juxtapose and triskaidekaphobia. I think I spelled it right.

If I had a million dollars, I would pool it with my friends at Columbia Chicago and make a film, although I would feel sort of guilty about not giving it to charity :D

My poems are kind of depressing because I like to sit around and muse about things I don't understand.

...I'm sorry my writing kind of sucks...?

And my newest problem is HOW DO I FREAKING DELETE THINGS? Gah. I forget.

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1. I'm Sorry I Wish You Were Dead reviews

I got bored about 4 months ago and decided that I needed to write an angry break-up poem. So I took every complaint I've EVER had about a relationship and smushed it into one poem. Good times :D

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-28-08

2. Four Minutes Before the End

I wrote this with four minutes before the end of Federal Indian Policy the other day. It was fun. :D

Complete - School - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-28-08

3. My First Miniskirt reviews

You know how they say that you are what you wear? This one's more like, you become what you wear. Or something. Kinda slutty, not gonna lie.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-28-08

4. Drizzle, Sizzle

This totally started out as a poem about how the rain outside was going to make my hair all curly I had just straightened it . Then...it kinda did this.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-28-08

5. Eden » reviews

So far, there are two scenes. What we know so far is that the main character is a girl of about 17 named Ashley, Ash for short. She meets a guy named Josh at a party and they hit it off, but Josh is definitely more than he seems...wow, that's cliche.

Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-16-07 - Published: 11-11-07

6. Luminaira for lack of a better name reviews

It's some weird children's story I decided to write at three in the morning...AND I FINISHED IT. It's about a Princess named Luminaira with a really disturbing curse...and her friends...and what happens to her friends because she's a jealous bitch. :D

Kids - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-15-07 - Published: 11-15-07

7. The View from the Street Corner reviews

Aha! ...so I just uploaded 'Waiting' and I realized that this one is like...the five years later version. snort Oh...dear. Whores.

Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-11-07 - Published: 11-11-07

8. Waiting reviews

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I wrote this when I was like...thirteen. It's adorable. AWWWWWWW!

Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-11-07 - Published: 11-11-07

9. I'll Look Better After a Few Drinks reviews

The first few lines of this were floating around my head a few days after a party where I had the realization that when I'm in a crowd of drunks I am attractive enough to do anything...sort of?

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-11-07 - Published: 11-11-07

10. Dancing on the Edge reviews

...where did that title come from? I can probably think of a better one. Whatevs. It's about control and how one little slip can ruin everything. Definitely thought this one up while walking across the top of some bike racks :D

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-11-07 - Published: 11-11-07

11. The LifeCycle of An Ocean reviews

I took this geology class which made me start comparing life to whatever we were studying. In this case it happens to be the connection between ocean lifecycles and the habit people have of repeating mistakes.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-11-07 - Published: 11-11-07