Hello! My pen name is Demented Cookies because I ate a demented cookie on October 28, 2007. I play guitar and saxophone. I love to perform and sing and act. I love to read, which is the reason most of the kids at school think I'm a nerd. I LOVE comic books and graphic novels, especially Marvel and Minx sort of. I'm a very artsy person compared to my little sister who is a math genius...well, for her age, at least. I took a maturity quiz from this book my classmate had and it said I have the maturity of an eight year old. Just so you know.
I'm eight feet and ten inches, I have thirteen fingers, two noses, green hair, purple eyes and freckles on my butt. ...But seriously, what does it matter what I look like?
Name: my two best friends call me Laurie, this annoying boy in my class calls me loopy, my parents call me Wita, and my sister calls me poop
Gender: female and proud! I have one of those 'we can do it!' T-shirts with that lady with a blue shirt showing her big arm muscles!
Location: well...I spell favorite and color without a 'u' so that must mean I'm from...Strangeville, Weirdland. If you sail north from Kansas and take a left turn at Mexico, keep going till you see a small island off the coast of Mongolia. That's where I'm from.
Motto: Faeces est Potestas (translation: poop is power!)
Favorite books: Artemis Fowl (Eoin Colfer), His Dark Materials trilogy (Philip Pullman), Annals of the Western Shore (Ursula K. Le Guin), Sally Lockhart trilogy (Philip Pullman), tons more that I can't remember right now...Any (good) books with blood, guts, and gore are automatically counted as favorites.
Favorite authors: Eoin Colfer, Philip Pullman, Ursula K. Le Guin
Favorite movies: Shut Up and Sing, The Lord of the Rings, Howl's Moving Castle. (I usually hate any movie with too much blood, guts, gore, etc. even though when books have all that gross stuff I love it. I'm just weird that way...)
Favorite comic books/graphic novels: Runaways, Confessions of a Blabbermouth, Arana (I couldn't do the squiggly thing on top of the 'n', sorry), and tons more that I can't list because they would fill up the whole page
Funny quotes I just thought I'd show everybody:
"Oh, darn. I forgot my phone at home."
"Your phone?"
"My phone."
"Your phone?"
"My phone."
"Your phone?"
"Will you stop repeating everything I say?? jeez..."
-me and my best friend May (May is the retarded one who is repeating me)
"Well at least she was brave enough to go in the pool!"
"Well at least you were brave enough to go around with your shirt off! I think I'm scarred for life."
-me and this really annoying boy in my class, on a field trip to a swimming pool
"I think I'm traumatized for life. After seeing half the boys in my class in swim trunks and nothing else, I'll never be the same again."
-me to my friend, again on the field trip to the swimming pool
"That was fun!"
-my best friend May right when she woke up on the school bus
"Shnit-bombs"
-May's favorite word
"Slow down, you hyper man!"
-May, yeah she says such weird and retarded things half these quotes are said by her
"I caught it! I caught it! Wait...I think it's dead...oops..."
-My cousin when he almost caught a bee that was bugging us during lunch and he slammed the lid of his little lunchbox cooler on it
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