This is my lovely profile! Don't you just love the lovely loveliness of it?

My name, as you might of already guessed, is Jordyn. With a 'y,' though I don't care if you use an 'a' or 'i' or 'e' or whatever.

Right now, I am seriously (well somewhat seriously) looking for a beta for Insipid People, Conversations, Ideas and Events and The Stupidity of the World
because I am unable to use le laptop right now and will not be able to anywhere in the near future, and the computer that I'm using now has a really crappy key board. Honestly, every time I click 'l' this happens:

l;

Stupid ';'s! They should disappear from the keyboard! So yeah... if I ever use any 'l's I need to backtrack to get rid of the semicolon thing.

Anyway, I am a girl ages 1-20. Here's a hint though: still in high school. I love giving reviews! Though most of the time I hardly get any back (shame on you, heh kidding!) I don't really mind. That is one of the nice things about me (one of few,) because - especially with some particularly good authors - I kind of feel honored that they freely let me read their stories - we don't even have to pay for a book! That, my friend, shows how nice authors can be and how lucky I feel. The only time I don't review is when I'm too busy (which means that I'll come back later when I have more time then review) or I'm just speechless and can't think of anything more intelligent to say other than "OMG! I love your story!"

Stories:

Insipid People, Conversations, Ideas and Events
Published: 13/06/08 In-Progress.Hiatus (evil word!)
My comments: It might not be my most popular story, but this is one of my personal favourites. I'm having a bit of writer's block on it though so updates might be a bit slow.
Summary: At a certain private school, where the 'Populars' rule while all brave enough to stand up against them are shunned from society, Marssell Junko decides to share here not-so-witty tales of bravery and aberranc-y to us all. Which leads to humiliated brothers, Miss Pretty Brunette a little peeved, So-Called Friend Who I Caught Snogging the Face Off Pretty Brunette a little freaked, Shakespeare murdered, imaginary goatee stroking and many more 'exciting' things to follow! Rated for Language.

The Stupidity of the World
Published: 18/06/08 Completed: Saturday 25/04/09 3:24AM
My comments: Haiku are so fun to write! So here's a collection of two of my favourite things, haiku and stupidity! I'm not sure how many chapters I'll add, I guess it depends on how popular it gets, so R&R please!
Summary: It's all around us. All stupid people in here. But what can we do? A collection of haiku involving stupidity etc.

What Was Too Stupid to Make It
Published: 2/05/09
My comment: Well, I do have all these haiku that I really want to put on The Stupidity but I doubt I will add them because they are too 'stupid,' meaning that they go off topic from plain stupidity to what I find stupid and really hate... and yes, there is a difference.
Summery: A sequel of sorts to Stupidity of the World; and don't worry, I hope the haiku in the 'ere... thing, isn't too ghastly, simply... not really part of the main theme of the Stupidity of the World. At least, I hope they give you some moments entertainment.

They Called Me a Fool
Published: 15/06/08 Complete
My comments:Ok, not to put you off or anything, but this is just me being bored and stuffing around. I'll let you judge for yourself whether it's good or not. No flamers though, please.
Summary: Just a result of boredom... I don't really know how to explain it. It was made up on the spot.

Upcoming Stories or Plot Bunnies:
0.0 Don't know yet; I have a few ideas and stories that I'm writing down but I'm actually a bit more... "serious" about these stories, and as such, I want to at least get a few good chapters written out -- surprisingly I do actually write out most of my stories before doing anything with them (except for crackfics anyway) -- done before I do anything with it.

One delightful story delightful, but still so deep in the development process that publishing it in any shape or form is the last thing on my mind that... well I don't know how to explain it without giving too much away! Hm... in short-short-short and no I have no idea what 'short-short-short' is it is a fantasy, involves a duchess/trainee-sorceress and her brother that in my mind are still mere shadows and a plot that currently has so many holes that I dare not type in case someone can think up a good story & write it out faster than me!