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Name: Jordyn
Nicknames: Jordy, JordiiGirl, Jinx, Bubbles, Lyall and Sorrel - take your pick
Sex: Female
Age: Somewhere between 1-20 years old
Hair: Black with glorious electric blue
Eyes: Weird shade of brown (they tend to change)
Other: I'm a complete nerd and I know it. I constantly correct people and a pet peeve of mine is people not understanding words like 'irk' or 'euphism' and even 'peeve' itself! I'm pretty blunt and/or sarcastic which some people find funny. I've been writting stories since I was about 9 and I'm one of those people who have their feet on the ground and their head in the clouds - and I'm not even that tall... I'm quite short. I love green, Pink Panther, music, art, randomness and writing, of course. I would say that at my best my writing is unique and flexible but at my worst it can be confusing and sometimes insipid. Or just plain old ridiculous, haha.
I love giving reviews! Though most of the time I hardly get any back (shame on you, heh kidding!) I don't really mind. That is one of the nice things about me (one of few,) because - especially with some particularly good authors - I kind of feel honored that they freely let me read it - we don't even have to pay for a book! That, my friend, shows how nice authors can be and how lucky I feel. The only time I don't review is when I'm to busy (which means that I'll come back later when I have more time then review) or I'm just speechless and can't think of anything more intelligent to say other than "OMG! I love your story!"
Stories:
Insipid People, Conversations, Ideas and Events
Published: 13/06/08 In-Progress
My comments: It might not be one of my most popular stories, but this is one of my personal favourites. I'm having a bit of writer's block on it though so updates might be a bit slow.
Summary: At a certain private school, where the 'Populars' rule while all brave enough to stand up against them are shunned from society, Marssell Junko decides to share here not-so-witty tales of bravery and aberrancy to us all. Which leads to humiliated brothers, Miss Pretty Brunette a little peeved, So-Called Friend Who I Caught Snogging the Face Off Pretty Brunette a little freaked, Shakespeare murdered, imaginary goatee stroking and many more 'exciting' things to follow! Rated for Language.
The Stupidity of the World
Published: 18/06/08 In-Progress
My comments: Haiku are so fun to write! So here's a collection of two of my favourite things, haiku and stupidity! I'm not sure how many chapters I'll add, I guess it depends on how popular it gets, so R&R please!
Summary: It's all around us. All stupid people in here. But what can we do? A collection of haiku involving stupidity etc.
They Called Me a Fool
Published: 15/06/08 Complete
My comments: Ok, not to put you off or anything, but this is just me being bored and stuffing around. I'll let you judge for yourself whether it's good or not. No flamers though, please.
Summary: Just a result of boredom... I don't really know how to explain it. It was made up on the spot.
Upcoming Stories or Plot Bunnies:
What Was Too Stupid to Make It (working on title)
Possible Publish Date: Depends when I finish The Stupidity of the World
My comment: Well, I do have all these haiku that I really want to put on The Stupidity but I doubt I will add them because they are too 'stupid,' meaning that they go off topic from plain stupidity to what I find stupid and really hate... and yes, there is a difference.
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