
_Basics_
1. Full Name: Wouldn't you like to know?
2. Nicknames: D, Pom
3. Birthday: 18th of SOMETHING. Betcha can't guess!
4. Place Of Birth: Can't remember. Might have been Mayday Hospital. Or East Surrey...
5. Zodiac Sign: Guess
6. Male Or Female: If anyone calls me male, I will hit them!
7. School: N.O.Y.B.
8. Occupation: Irritating people I like, scaring people I don't. Take your pick.
9. Residence: A house on a windy road somewhere in Croydon.
10. MSN Screen Name: Nada
_Your Appearance_
12. Hair Colour: They say it's golden brown. I just call it blonde.
13. Hair Length: You want me to measure it? Ha. I don't know... middle of my back?
14. Eye Colour: They range from deep blue to green to grey, depending on the light.
15. Weight: No idea
16. BMI: 16.5 (Note to self; eat more)
17. Height: 153cm (last time I checked) what can I say? I'm short
18. Braces?: Train tracks
19. Glasses?: Nah
20. Piercings: Two - in my ears
21. Tattoos: Nada
22. Righty Or Lefty: Righty
_Firsts_
23. First Best Friend: Katie
24. First Award: Creative Writing - Year 6
25. First Sport: Skiing - I was 4
26. First Pet: A fish - my Mum killed it after 3 days - and it glowed in the dark and she killed it.
27. First Real Vacation: Can't remember. I think it was Corsica
28. First Concert: Never been, but I am going to go to one sometime soon - I have promised myself as much.
29. First Love: Love is in my dreams, and only there,
my life is like the night without the stars,
and all my waking days I cry silent tears.
Yeah, yeah. I always said I wrote shitty poetry - but I can't be blamed for this one! It was in a book I read... but it should answer the question...
_Favourites_
30. Movie: You are asking me to pick between Legolas, Paris, Louie, Alex Rider, and Jack Dawson! Do you have any idea what you are asking of me here??
31. TV Programme: Heroes!! Love Cyler!!
32. Colour: Purple. It was red once.
33. Rapper: Don't have one? I don't think I like any of them.
34. Band/Artist: Aaargh! I like so many
35. Song: What Ever Happened to My Part? from Spamalot.
36. Friends: My favourite friends? Please, don't make me choose. They'll kill me. No, seriously.
37. Sweet: Chocolate, or gluveine sweets, and, no, they're not a drug, they're just German.
38. Sport: I don't talk about torture in civilised society.
39. Restuarant: Santini's, in Kenley.
40. Clothing Brand: No idea. I just wear whatever I feel like from loads of different brands.
41. School Subject: Drama... no freakin' duh - people are scared of me cos I'm such a bloody Drama Queen!
42. Animal: Dogs? Bunnies? Tigers? Nah, I don't know. I'm a fan of them all
43. Book/Author: Do. Not. Make. Me. Choose. ... I may just have to kill myself.
44. Magazine: Ptui.
45. Shoes: No idea.
_Currently_
46. Feeling: Sleepy
47. Single Or Taken: Single
48. In love: Possibly
49. Eating: Muffin!!
50. Drinking: Nothing
51. Typing: This. sniffs Obviously.
52. Online?: Yea. Blocked everyone though. Except Sian. She's intelligent... oops...
53. Listening To: What Ever Happened To My Part? from Spamalot on YouTube.
54. Thinking About: The only place on this godforsaken Earth I have any privacy is my head, thank you very much, and I'd like to keep it that way.
55. Wanting To: Sing... I know, wierd, eh?
56. Watching: The computer screen... duh
57. Wearing: Jeans. Top. Socks... You're not expecting me to tell you any more, are you?
_Future_
58. Want Kids?: Definately. More than anything
59. Want To Get Married?: Maybe... just, I don't want to put any kids through a divorce...
60. Careers In Mind: Evil genius.
61. Where Do You Want To Live: In a house, preferably. England is OK, albeit a bit chilly.
62. Car: Possibly a purple Smart car
63. Change the World: Kill all homophobes!! No, seriously. A lot of my best friends are gay or bi. Does that matter? Answer: NO. And ban abortion unless its for the mother's safety. THere are plenty of people out there who'd love to adopt.
Note: I stole this from Dirty-Angel-Toes, who stole it from someone else, so, whoever you are... um... sorry?
1 - My ex...
Is non-existant.
2 - Maybe I should...
Pass my exams.
3 - I love...
Someone you have never met, and hopefully never will.
4 - People would say that I'm...
Cracked, off my rocker, mad, wierd, insane, twisted, freakish, or a freak... no, seriously, that's the best they could come up with.
5 - I don't understand...
Humans
6 - When I wake up in the morning...
I laze.
7 - I lost...
My mind, at age 4.
8 - Life is full of...
Bitches.
9 - My past is...
fraught with bullying, verbal abuse from other children and teachers, on a couple of occasions physical (my peers... smirks I love them), emotional bulling... you catch my drift?
10 - I get annoyed when...
People hurt my friends. You don't want to see me when I get annoyed. I have been known to scare grown men.
11 - Parties are...
Moderately amusing. But tedious unless there's intelligent conversation. Which, with my peers, is rare to say the least.
12 - I wish...
A lot of things
13 - Dogs...
Are peasants.
14 - Cats...
Are aristocrats.
15 - Tomorrow...
Never comes. yawns which is great, cos' tomorrow I die.
16 - I have low tolerance...
For idiots, chavs (the nasty kind... I know there are some nice ones out there - this is not directed at you!), bitches, lowlife vermin and anyone too drunk to hold a straight conversation. Oh, and males who stare at your dugs when talking to you. It's NOT attractive, guys!
17 - If I had a million dollars...
I'd have fairy wings and a halo. That is SO unlikely. But if I did, I'd start a planting project to save the rainforests.
18 - I'm totally terrified...
Rape, being burnt alive, being barren which, come Thursday, thankfully, is now less of a possibility ... and... oh God...of you possibly finding out who I actually am, cos then you could use this against me...