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Author has written 7 stories for Romance. OBITUARY OF ADOH, DEDICATED AUTHOR AND JUST ABOUT NOTHING ELSE Adoh passed away today at 3:00 am today. When she was born, she held her breath for so long that her face turned blue, and from that point forward her parents knew that they had quite the little devil on their hands. As she grew, she was purposely contrary, hard-headed, and an absolute bitch whenever she damned well pleased, but was also the nicest person around if you only gave yourself the chance to experience a whole new realm of living. During her lifetime she excelled at mediocrity. The only skill she had managed to master was the fine art of procrastination, the study of which fascinated her from a very early age. So much so, in fact, that she dedicated her entire life to developing new ways of wasting the most amount of time with the least amount of supplies. Adoh was one of the last to fall during a crusade against the academics and scholars of the professional world. At the height of the battle, the enemy unleashed their most powerful weapon – the spear of motivation and thirst for higher knowledge. Just as it was about to strike the sole pillar of her comrades' fortress, Adoh sacrificed herself because she was too lazy to run away. Her last words were, “I’LL BE THERE IN JUST ONE SECOND!” Adoh lived more than twice as long as she had expected and probably four times as long as she deserved. In lieu of flowers, Adoh requests that you read and review her life works which are slowly being added to the archives. Alternatively, get completely smashed and trash an exam hall. Adoh, rest in peace. | |||||
1. Mr 364 Days reviewsThey call him Mr. 364 Days, and Paige has sworn to stay far, far away. But he never said he was an honorable man...Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-14-122. Hit the Ground Running » reviewsIt was a dark, stormy night. "Hello, little one," he whispered in a marvelously deep voice. She cocked an eyebrow. "Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't vampires usually go for breathy 16-year-olds with rape fantasies, smarmy exes to beat up...I have more."Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,296 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 8-14-12 - Published: 4-24-093. Let's Play for Keeps reviewsDanielle has just woken from a 10-year coma to the overwhelming discovery that both of her parents were killed that fateful day. Now that the sole witness to the murder case is awake, Alex is on the case. But how long can he resist her?Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-26-094. When In Doubt, Play Dead reviewsONESHOT. When the mere thought of water is enough to set your heart racing, what better way to catch the attention of the guy you like by saying you're on the swim team...and then trying to prove it?Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 5-4-09 - Complete5. My Best Friend reviewsOneshot. "My best friend?" I heard her say. "Susannah." Yes, Oliver! That's me! Susannah! The girl that's hopelessly in love with you!Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-3-07 - Complete6. If You Break It, You Pay For It reviewsAddy got caught up in a whirlwind romance that was doomed to failure. But he doesn't seem to think so...drama, angst, and some fluff. Oneshot.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-27-07 - Complete7. Vicious Cycles reviewsHe was dying to say it. And he would. Oneshot.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-23-07 - Complete
