Oia!
Are you really interested in reading about me? This is fancy.
I'm human, I have problems, I write about problems. Or because of them.
I think that explains most of it.
Though I do have a piercing in the nape of my neck-- I don't think that the "human-problem" line actually covers that. Or that my favourite quote is, though I'm not sure where from: "'I'm made of mud and stars,' he said".
But that's about it, so thank you!