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An Wallace
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since: 11-19-07, id: 589554
Author has written 12 stories for Family, General, Humor, Humor, Kids, Life, and Young Adult.

Wife of one, mother of one, daughter of two. Resident of New England, owner of two silly budgies. Blue ones. I also like horses, cats, and dogs, and want to move to Europe.

My first novel, Letters to Erik, is coming out in January 2008. It's a continuation of (and is based solely upon) Gaston Leroux's 1910 novel The Phantom of the Opera, which is a wonderful book and I highly recommend it.

I'm a sucker for a "redeemed by love" storyline.

This fictionpress account will be used mostly for experimental writings, dabbling in new genres, etc., so I welcome heavy and helpful critiques of anything I post here. Telling me "your rhyme scheme is a little off in lines 7 through 12" is helpful. Telling me "ur da bomb!!!!1!!!" though flattering, is not exactly helpful. Feel free to critique my work heavily; it won't hurt my feelings, and it will help me to improve as a writer.

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1. The Woman: A Fish's View
A parody of Elizabeth Bishop's poem The Fish, that I was forced to read for a literature class 16 years ago. As I read it I couldn't help but wonder what the fish thought of the experience. Critique welcome.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-9-07 - Published: 12-9-07
2. Be it Ever so Humble
A poetic but sadly nonfictional description of the roominghouse I lived in when I was at university, and the other people who stayed there. Names have been changed for privacy. Critique welcome.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-9-07 - Published: 12-9-07
3. Flashback
Hearing a certain name, three years later, marks the end of a childhood dream. Assignment was to share ten seconds of someone's life. Critique welcome.
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-9-07 - Published: 12-9-07
4. Lying to your Children reviews
Who among us has never been tempted to take advantage of the innocent and gullible natures of our children? Especially at Christmas time?
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-9-07 - Published: 12-9-07
5. Captain Tucker and the Dog
A bloodthirsty pirate makes a new friend and changes careers. Suitable for the under 8 crowd. Critiques welcome.
Complete - Kids - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-26-07 - Published: 11-26-07
6. Thoughts on Waking reviews
When it's too late to change your mind, you still sometimes question major decisions... especially just before dawn. Critique welcome.
Complete - Kids - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-26-07 - Published: 11-26-07
7. Cordite
An afternoon of plinking can be quite cathartic. Critique welcome.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-26-07 - Published: 11-26-07
8. You Know You Need a Break from Childcare When reviews
Top ten signs that you need to take a break from childcare and do something adult for a while. An hour, a weekend... eighteen years...
Complete - Kids - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-26-07 - Published: 11-26-07
9. The Pen
Sometimes the muses inspire us, and other times they just... don't. Critique welcome.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-26-07 - Published: 11-26-07
10. When in Rome
A couple of expat women experience the oddities...and nudities...of living in a foreign culture. Critique always welcome.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-25-07 - Published: 11-25-07
11. Autumn Bleak
A writing exercise describing an autumn scene, written only in words of one syllable. Critique always welcome.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-25-07 - Published: 11-25-07
12. My Hero reviews
A brief character sketch of my father, written to honor him on his birthday
Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-25-07 - Published: 11-25-07
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