I'm here. They're not. I live. They're dead. The world isn't fair. Tell that to the dead. If you're alive to say that you don't think the world is fair, you still got one more thing on the dead.
Life~Death
Happiness~Sadness
Light~Dark
Power~Weakness
Water~Fire
Air~Earth
Love~Hate
To those who judge quickly, or make assumptions based on first impressions, it often helps to make do with a second chance. People can be found guilty of making mistakes, but the true mistake is denying a friend or relative, or love your trust because they made a mistake that you happened to see.
Characters:
Ber: Fire Elemental Superhero
Drew Blazendre: Fire Elemental Mercenary (And I spelt it wrong. Good job... Dunce.)
Slerane: Blind Ice Elemental Warrior
Maven: Mage
Ben: Orphan/Hero
Favorite thought on these guys so far: "So we have a blind ice warrior with a biting lizard, a mage with a personality that makes my top 10 list for worst of all time, and that includes my self-centered megalomanical brother, an Archer who I haven't heard say a single word since I met him three months ago, and an amnesiac healer. Then we have the two lovebugs over here that won't stop sucking each others face off. Oh boy oh boy, I simply can not wait to see who joins us next. I'm going out on a limb here, but I think it might be a troll, or someone who looks like one!"
Drew- In a sarcastic overview of their party which is on their new quest.
My Story ideas for the future:
Rageriok (As there are too many worlds which begin with A's and E's): My own private world which will encompass A ton of books and tales. Others are not being scrapped, and have been incremented (or is that implemented?) into a 27 book history detailing the adventures of a line of heros. Yes, most of them are related, but they are all fighting the same antagonist so I needed a little continuity.
I'm putting Rageriok on hold and starting something new...
Check out the Road of Twilight to learn what makes it so radical. That's your only hint! XD
LIST OF THINGS I HATE:
1. Life as it is. Boring, Much? Anyone else pray for Fire powers to torch your least favorite teacher, or at the LEAST a demonic invasion?
2. Said deletion of said earlier said typings which have been deleted for the obselete (fancy word for needs to be deleted) things which must be deleted in order so that the deleted instances of deleted people could not be deleted in the most common and practical deleted sense.
3. Poetry, though I am probably the best poetry writer in my 9th grade class. I don't mean to brag, but my poems are a heck of alot better than my peers. Now that I've read some of your poetry. (Thx's comes to mind) I find my self realizing why I hate it so much. I SUCK at it. Well, compared to you people at least... Really puts my life while being surrounded by morons into an easy to see sense. Why can't I live near one of you guys, or at least know I live near one of you guys that are my age and NOT a complete callow individual. Why cruel fates and other such-diggery? Why?!
4. Happy endings: There has to be some sadness. I'm not against vanquishing the evil dude, but with evil their is peace, and vice versa. So if you take away the bad guy, the good guys must go somewhere else as well... (LOTR comes to mind)
5. Christopher Paolini for copying the major plot of Star Wars, plus Eddings works too, though I've only read his synopsises.
6. When people come back to life and there is a happy ending. Though I love when a person comes back only to:
-Die again
-Betray the Original Cause
-Be Evil in a general sense.
-Come back because he wasn't dead in the first place and cause others needless suffering.
(And this is another time where I can get fabulously off topic. Huzzah!)
7. And the worst is cliches, though I do like assumptions of cliche story's that prove to be wrong:
-The Noble who does not get their way and must act like a commoner.
-The invasion of a country that is beaten back by the currently in hiding Prince/Princess after the King/Queen is killed.
-Farm Boys who contain Mystic power.
-Characters who look good in every situation. I try to base my characters on real people I know or me myself. When I'm stuck, I ask, what would they do? Would they shrug the insult off? Blush a little? Or run away in tears? Maybe start to yell and scream. Who knows?
-I hate the NOBLE QUEST of PUUUUUURE hope. The last FIIINNNAALLL hope. I like it when the main characters don't know what there fighting for, and they should exhaust several options before trying the last one, and then it should be revealed later it wasn't the last one, only the one that best helped the characters grow. Also, the alternative should have been so easy a two-year old could see it, but they didn't. Which means they took the hard path for no right reason, causing undue suffering and pain.
-Why not have it seem that the bad guy might actually right. And whose to say what is good and what is evil? Depending on your morals, the person who reunites his shattered land could be "evil" and the overlords who tried to split the land up "good." It's all a matter of perspective.
-The Dragon who is ultimately killed by the uuuunlikeliest of heros in the one singular spot that it is nearly imposiible to kill him in.
- Cliches: This is one I especially hate now. When three people do it, you have two too many. This will grow fast as I read and think more and more:
The farm person who was living out his unimportant life unimportantly in an unimportant place in the farthest reaches of nowhere land imaginable until lo and behold! Some outrageous, one in a million chance that any sane (or insane either) gambler in his/her right mind would bet on happens to bring him/her into the story on some divine quest of justice. Oh boy oh boy! Then you have to have the wise old tutor who's the last of his kind of some equally wise/ powerful group and the main bad guy was once a part of that group but betrayed them for the cause of evil. Then you have the super speshfulike horse which can run a zillion miles over the worst terrain imaginable and not die even when you don't feed it or water it or groom it or anything. And when you leave it alone at night NOT tied up, it doesn't wander off or get stolen because it's your BEST freind and LOVES you because your its own master which it loves so much even if you only received it ten days ago. And it is also a trained warhorse which will bite and kick because it just HAS to love its new appointe master and he is the ONLY one who can stop such-and-such from happening and someone-or-other from performing it, so he can't die because of course the SMART horse will come to his rescue because he was to STUPID to train alot before going on his special quest and therefore has TONS of powers but lacks the experiance to use them, until he gets really angry because someone in his family gets hurt! And don't get me started on Dragons. If a dragon is the friend of the hero, it is only because of one thing. Only one tiny thing.
Free air fare. Your enemies don't have, so it makes for a superspeshful way to zip across battlefields and save everyone.
"Hmmmm, where have we not heard this before? I have absolutely NO idea where, so lets use it in our half retarded, half copied storyline so I can become one of the youngest authors alive. Yay and Mwu ha ha!"
Then the wise old tutor dies, giving the MC another reason to pursue his quest of Divine Justice, which is in no way wrong and must be entirely right. And he must be right because the quantifiable "bad" guy is entirely EVIL! MWA HA HA HA HA!!
Also, for all those who saw the movie Eragon, which I saw when I still like the book. BBBBLLLLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! That movie was the retarded version for a book that was already retarded. The movie actually retardidized it even more! It was too short, skipped too many parts, and had actors that made swiss cheese look like Johnny Depp compared to them. Johnny Depp, if classified into this heirarchy, would be in a different dimension. They wouldn't even appear on his radar. So really, this is saying that if you want to become an author, ESPECIALLY if you want certain people to like your books, bring something new to the table and don't publish when your not even TWENTY!
That, for anyone who cannot draw the lines, (Yes, i know your out there, but i didn't feel right to name names.) is a completely also retarded rant on how much better Star Wars is to Eragon. Take that Paolini!
Now I'm not ENTIRELY saying Paolini's bad. Key word is entirely. IF he had waited a few more years AND made his story a little less chlichyless, I would agree he probably would not be looked down upon by me and several others on this site and elsewhere. He is a god writer, at least when it comes to plot flow. Now he just needs to be original.
For instance, names: Eragon (That is the name of the MC for those who hadn't drawn the connection), Eldest (A little more ingeniuos, though it's obvious that Murtagh and Eragon were brothers a LONG time ago), and Empire (Three E's, how quaint of him. And no duh. It can't be named Empire because that is what Eragon is fighting against. Oh no, it couldn't possibly be that.)
ANYWAY-Things I love:
1. Authors: J.R.R. Tolkein, Orson Scott Card, Tamora Peirce, and others of their calibur.
2. Ironic endings, the sadder and more horrifying the better.
3. Sad endings that teach things to other characters. Not the Main ones preferably, unless they aren't dead or gone as I hope. Then they better have learned something or they're thicker than my Mom's stew.
4. Meaningless deaths.
5. Someone who comes back to find that their "True Love" has betrayed them for someone else, especially if it's withing a family. The closer the better.
6. Family gatherings of the evil kind: All the Family was asleep in the house besides for the mouse... And the two twins who were swordfighting to the death...
7. Many main characters, and a omnipotent view switch of the world, just to make the story seem confusing, but not so confusing that you don't want to read more.
8. Fiction that is NEW. A NEW plot will go along way with me.
9. As many subplots, enemies, and realities as possible. The more confusing and challenging the better!
You know you live in 2007 when...
1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a
screenname or my space
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing
the buttons on the TV
6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
This world doesn't have to be fair for it to be real... reality doesn't change a thing, except our hearts.
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