HI!!!
I'm assuming that since your reading this you got my name from a story I may have put up, or a review I may have posted. Right now neither one is likely. Seeing as I'm remaining quiet for the three days till I can do anything on here.
I'm also on Fanfic under midnightflames, With a creepy fairytale. Yay for me.
And I'm sure you people are dying to hear about my "oh so interesting" life. Not. But I'll inflict it upon you anyway. Why? Why do you ask that? It is perfectly reasonable for me to blab out my woes to an unsympathetic crowd of strangers!!!
Nonsense. who said I'd bore you with my life! I'm positive i've said no such thing... In fact whose to say it will be anyones life at all!!!
Would you die of laughter if I told you I was the richest girl in the world? Well I would to. But whose to say it's money that makes me rich? yep I chuckled at that too.
Would you perhaps think me a liar if I say I loved sky diving? But who said I've experienced it first hand? I'm sure I did not.
Would you feel like murdering me if I claimed to be the most intelligent person around? who said there was anyone else in the room when that escaped my fingers? I don't know.
Would you wish me ill luck if I told you I dated a movie star? Ah yes but who says i'm old enough to date at all? I'm sure It wasn't me!
And perhaps you would feel like jumping off a bridge if I told you I am here not for fun but rather to fix the world? I would too.
Would you believe me if I told you i'm blind and deaf and do not know how to type? I'm sure I wouldn't be that dumb.
As you can see, I'm really rather untrustworthy. whose to say when I will lie and when I mean what I say? I'm sure I can't tell you.
you have read this at your own risks. any permanent mental damage cannot be blamed on me
your sincerely (but whose to say i mean it)
lilsnobby
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