Heya! You can call my Lyra, and welcome to my profile!
Previous Username: magicmehome
Changed: 21:45 on the 17th April 2008
Name: Laura - but you can call me either Laurie, Lyra or Jinx/Jinxie
Age: 16
Location: UK
Description: Medium height (5, 5), shoulder-length dark ash blonde hair - which has a tendency to go into 'adorable' ringlets, average weight, greeny-grey-y-blue eyes. (Photos on homepage! XD)
Things I love: Reading, writing, my friends, when I'm with friends, eating (who doesn't?), opening a brand new tube of tennis balls, the smell of those brand new, never before used tennis balls, tennis, dancing, dancing in the rain, thunderstorms, warm weather, walking, shopping, being agony aunt for my friends, teasing my sister endlessly about the guys who crush on her, Disney movies, listening to music
Things I hate: The fact that I'm the only one in my family who reads, the fact that I'm the only one in my family who writes, my mother, my sister's love of putting her stereo on really loud in the middle of the night, the fact that my sister sleeps with the light on full, the fact that my sister has recuuring dreams about me killing her, the guy who lives in the house at the bottom of the garden; who keeps burning stuff, and letting his dogs out in the middle of the night, so they bark, and he never gives us our tennis and basketball and football balls back - even when we get my dad to go over there and ask him (you'd think that after me finding and returning his dog - we'd get some symathy!), backstabbers, the guys who act like golden retrievers (it was just the other day, that my very own GR went to follow me to the bathroom at school - no joke!).
Music: Everything and anything! (practically)
My poems:It seems that I am only capable of poetry when I'm very sad. So A lot of it is all very angst-y. I will try and write some happy poems, not promising anything good though!
My fictions: I try to write my own stuff, but it doesn't turn out so good - I will try soon, though - I've recently found a short story (drable, really) in one of my really old files, so I may put that up.
The Silencer: Horror/Thriller - Samantha Grey was sitting on her bed, reading a Discworld novel at 2am, when the phone rang. Well, she's dead now...
Smiles and Hearts: Romance/Humour - Frankie's become suspicious of her best friend's boyfriend, so she decides to investigate, with weird consequences. Random singing, and orange-masked characters, prepare for the craziness that is Lyra on Root Beer. Co-written with close friend (nameless). Dedicated to Laura and Emily, my two best friends, who are just as insane as I am :p
A lot of my stuff is on www.fanfiction.net/~cupidsjinx so I'd love it if you would check it out sometime! I've only written for Maximum Ride and Twilight so far.
Laemla Quotes! (Note: Moo is my best friend Laura, Boo is my other best friend Emily, and I am Jinx!)
Moo: Here We Are Standing Out Side Anne Summers This Cannot Be Good For Our Reputations! Moo: Oh God Were Gonna Have To Look After This Thing...I Mean Animal...I Meant Kid! Jinx: She Said It Was Good For £5 Pounds
Moo: Well Just Cause She Works In A La Di Da Store Moo: Oermission as in the midstake (Translation: Permission Is A Mistake!) Moo: Omg Its The Itchy Bums!! CINEMA!!
(Alvin And The Chipmunks)
"Dave, would you like a cookie?"
" O To The E, To The O To The AA To The Ting To The Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang"
"Oooh la la"
"I Feel Like P Diddy In Fur"
"I'm A Good Beeper"
"Hey Save Some Horn For The Rest Of Us"
"You Drive Like A Sleepy Old Bear"
"Move Over Grandma"
After Sucking On Helium (Deep Voice) ROCK STAAARRRR
"You Can Sleep When Your Dead"
(Jackass!)
"OMG My Hip Moved! I Think I Just Gave Birth!"
"There’s Poop, Hair And More Poop"
Jhonny Knoxville Gets Kicked In Balls By Wee Man
Moo And Boo Laugh
Jhonny Knoxville Gets His Own Back And Kicks Wee Man With His Ankle
Moo And Boo Rolling On The Floor With Tears In Their Eyes!
Talcum Powder Fart! - Soooo Funny We Just Had To Record It
THE AVERAGE DAY FOR THE WIERDOS! www.bebo.com/Laemla/
(Assembly)
Moo, Boo And Jinx: Laugh Hysterically
Moo: Yeah A Hooker Can Be A Position (Think Us Thoughts)
(Mr Warren Talking About Tractors)
Moo: Yeah Up The Gas Pipe Lmao
Jinx: What Would You Use For Protection?
Moo: A Plastic Bag?
Jinx: Nah They Got Holes In It
Hurm..
Moo: Aww You Can Imagine Little Baby Tractors
Boo: Imagine A Tractor In Labour!
Mr Warren: They Guy Was Soo Sad That He Couldnt Buy A Tractor That He Got All His Magazines And Tiny Tractors Boo, Moo And Jinx Blank Out The Rest (Think Us Thoughts) (Lunch)
Jinx Bites Ali's Left Hand
Jinx: Ewww He Tastes Bad
Moo: Can I Say Something Thats Really Gross And Your Gonna Hate Me For?
Jinx: Oooo Dear
Moo: I Wonder Which Hand Ali @£"& With?
Everyone EEEWWWWW Later Discovered That Laura Bite His Left Hand And She Freaks Lmao Jinx Throws Away Pasta Box
Moo: Noooooooo!!
Jinx: Heeeee
Moo: Im Not Gonna Forgive You Untill You Get It Back! Ask Ali His Hands Are Already Dirty According To You . Look, Look! My Foots Tapping Now!! Moo (Very Randomly Whilst Chattering Teeth): La La La, La La La, La La La La, La La La, La La La, La La La La, La La La, La La La ,La La La
Jinx: Hey Its The Artic Version Of The Mexican Song! (School)
St Trinnian’s Style
Oh
My
God! Jinx: I Can Go Higher Too!
Boo & Moo Joint: Waaaa Please Dooonnn’tttt (Science)
Jinx: I Need To Change My Name!? What To?
Moo: Falula
Jinx Writes On Moo's Arm Tallula :S (Maths)
Mrs Lewis: It's a comm denom (common denominator)
Boo: OMG did she just say.. CONDOM??
Jinx: No Boo, no, she didn't (Games)
Playing Badminton
Jinx: Tries to hit shuttle cock I hate cocks
Silence on court
Moo, Boo: Excuuuuse me?? (Biology With Moo and Jinx!!)
Mrs. Adams: What is the importance of sex?
Jinx: Raises hand Reproduction
Moo: Ooh Yeah!
Tell me, Moo - what were YOU thinking of exactly? Pencils with rubbers on the end - long, slim, and can rub out all mistakes! Jinx: Jake's annoying me, he keeps doing stuff to me behind my back.
Moo: He's just jealous 'cuz of your ribbon
Jinx: clamps hand on hair ribbon Hmph! (Break)
Moo: Omg We're Blood Sisters!! (Sleepover)
Jinx: I Know Lets Watch A Pizza & Eat A Film!
Moo & Boo: Oh God! Moo Puts On Chocolate Face Mask
Jinx: EAT IT EAT IT!!
Moo Licks Finger: BLAH ITS NASTY! Boo: Is Jinx Snoring?
Moo: HeHe Yup!
Moo: Maybe We Should Roll Her Over? Jinx Snores Loudly!
Boo: Naaahhh Moo Sleeps On Couch
Dad Walks In And Pokes Her
Moo: Grunt, Ouch
Dad DOESN’T Realise There’s A Person There He Thinks It Just A Duvet So Pokes Some More
Moo Raises Hand: Helloooo I’m Here!!
Dad Sneakily Goes Off And Leaves Moo Confused And Sleepy! (Day After)
Moo, Jinx & Boo Walk To Bus Stop
Bus Drives By
Jinx: Should We Run?
Boo: I Can’t Be Bothered
Moo: Yeah Nor Me Lets Just Get The Next One
Waiting At Bus Stop For 40 Minutes
Jinx: I’m Freezing My Butt Off Here!!
Boo: Me Too Lets Go
Moo: Ooooo Ok Lets Go To The Shops
Buys Stuff, Start To Walk To Moo's House
Just About To Get Around The Corner
Moo: You Know If That Bus Comes Around The Corner I’m Gonna Kick Myself!
Everyone Watches Corner And Low And Behold The Bus Comes!!
All: RRRUUUUNNNNNN!!
Once Again The Bus Is Missed & We All Kick Ourselves! (In Maths)
Boo: Mmm! Smells like candy floss!
Jinx: Is confused Cave moss??
(Science; Chemistry)
Jinx: Did you know that 666 stands for humans?
Moo: Yeah but if its 999 it stands for Australian People Lmao
Moo: If i ever find out I’m half cow...
Jinx: Ha Ha Ha Moooo
Moo:...Then you can make fun of me lol
Jinx: Well I’m 2 Bird! Look i have wings!
Moo: Well you could have wings
Jinx looks confused
Moo: Think about it Females, Wings...P...A...D...S Lmao
Jinx: Bursts Out Laughing Ooooooo
(In Games; Badminton)
Jinx against Heather
Jinx Hits shuttle cock and it whacks Heather in the eye
Jinx: holds back laughter
Sam J: laughs openly
Moo and Boo: What happened?
Jinx: I hit Heather with my cock...Ooh...
(Grade C Maths Club)
Boo keeps licking the top of her pen
Jinx: Laura, Boo's licking her pen.
Moo: Maybe she thinks it's something else
LH&LO burst out laughing
Boo: It was cold!!
(Lunch time)
Boo: What were we talking about? I've forgotten
Moo: She's like a fish - short memory
Jinx: Blub blub, I'm a fish! OHMIGOSH! I've forgotten how to breathe!!
(Different Lunch Time)
Moo licks Jinx
Moo: Hey! Call me Licky! That's my new nickname!
Jinx: Okay...so what's Boo's new nickname, then?
Moo: Cocoa?
Jinx: Yeah! Licky, Cocoa and Jinxie. He he
(Later that night, on MSN)
Jinx: do ya like my name? do ya? do ya? he he
Moo: what’s it say??
Jinx: Jinxie Licky, Cocoa and Jinxie!! giggles like a woodpecker I'm a seahorse!!
Moo: lmao
Moo: love it
Moo: eewwww we need to change our names
Moo: eweewww
Moo: stupid bad mind
Jinx: huh? huh?
Jinx: what? what?
Jinx: tell me! tell me!
Moo: jinx
Jinx: yes?
Moo: covered in chocolate (cocoa)
Moo: licky
Moo: like lick it off
Jinx: Back to Moo, Boo and Jinxie?
Moo: Yeah, much better
Reviews would be fantastic!
Thanks for reading!
Laurie
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