My name is unimportant and insignificant but all the same I go by the name Shahida, but sigh one does wish for different name so you homosepians can call me Ash or wutever I really don't think i care. Actually I'm sure that I don't care. And the little rant (I presume thats what i just did) is and should be forgotten. ;)
Gender - unknown
Age - its debatable to a point
Current Residence/Setting/Home - my batcave, in bat york, in a known, yes known, continent. how delightful. i am so shocked that i like live on the same planet as you peops snort
(simplicity in it self is cruel - i didn't know i would have to break down the residence part for some people but apparently things happen and they need "special" help to "understand" my first language... "english") - but its alright but completely unnecessary and entirely time consuming.
favorite color - 'shrug' apparently it changes, or rather i like everything as long as its comfy. Pat on the back for me than. Such a good sense of character like mine, you just dont find nowadays.
body figure - hmmm???? i don't think i've ever looked at myself that way. i dont think i'll start. guess its off to asking other people. Syke.
hmmm... now to move on with fimiliarities. what would idle creatures want to know about an evil conniving sinister masterminded prodigy as i? I love and dislike things like a normal person. but then again I don't think there's a many who would call me normal. More like weird. Maybe the word freaky fits too. I guess it does. I guess you can call me sane compared to all the ugh... humans. so disgusting. j/k. I swear I am as bit umm... that word... what is it... I got it "nor-mal" as you. but of course I'm sure that you'll say your different. From me. Falalalala lala la laaaaaaaa
Favorite drink - diet water - hehehe (no I am not bulemic, anemic, or have any type of eating disorder...I really mean it! seriously...scouts honor?--- i enjoy food alot--- yum...food)
Favorite food - I can't say. There are so many yummy delicacies to choose from. It is so hard.
what sex would i most likely go for... neither, both sides are vulgar and i don't even consider inbetween genders, well because they freak me out. There. I said it. No offense to all you transvestites out there. I of course have nothing against you accept that you kind of scare me. once again i mean to offend no one. Yes, I will be your friend, there aree just some things, and the face that I've been brainwashed and I blame...um blame... who to blame? People ;)
I hate rap music and see it as the most blackest of blasphemy. I also see it as my lifes mission to make the lives around me hell and i suppose i spend a considerable amount of time doing that and it kind of pays off in the end. Wouldn't it when you learne that you had just kindled a fire in between two or more people and then their either about to ravish each other or destroy each other. 'sigh' such pleasent memories. BUT that is beside the point, and how did we get off topic in the first place.
Thats right we were, well i was talking about my despising ugh.yucky. rap.
SO i will tell you what i learned in school ;)
RAP
R retards
A attempting.
P poetry
actually i really didnt learn that in school but i sure as hell wish that i did. Some of those classes could go suck a --- a a a umm... a lollipop
I love rock and technoe. Japanese music is a must. I do enjoy classical, and metal music at times - i crave music whem i'm in my moods. for some reason i have never been fond of country music or R&B for some reason. Rap, country, and R&B get me pissed off, give me headaches, and i despissssee them... tehe
Randomness... that is all... yeah... kind of weird right? Right? and my questions sail in all directions.
melodramatic, yes? but its all worth it. MUAHAHAHAHAA
randomness complete - normality back and checked in order
Now all seriousness considered i will go on to more depressing topics:
I have lots of things to say, most of which i will say through my story --- they're mostly my opinions on how i feel about the world, and usually put in a barbaric form at a ludicrous point. but if i think of course that the point does not fully reach across. I will elaborate on that in the begginning or ending of a chapter.
Enjoy your mirthless lives till then.
Stories (so far)
Antisocial Royal Pain - chapters-2
Secret agent Seph here to protect his royal highness, the crowned prince of England. He's sexy and he knows it, and being the cynical bastard that he is, he knows how to take advantage of it. Can she take the heat, or will she get out of the kitchen?
Tampering with the microphone - chapters - 1
Annabelle's a girl who appears to be a guy in front of everyone, has a tragic past, and no living relatives. Bring in Xavier Angel,god. Guy who needs somewhere to stay while going to school. He's not gay, so why's he falling for the emo dude he lives with.
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