iRomance just changed her pen-name to Martin the Waterskier at approximately 2 p.m. October 25th, '08.

We should all jump for joy and shout YIPPEE!

seriously, we should.

I have had several names through out my history here, on FP, and all of them are:

kookoo4kokonuts, iRomance, et Martin the Wateskier.

The reason the last one is bolded is because it's ma' current penname.

My name is not Martin the Waterskier, I do not know who'd name a kid Martin the Waterskier. It'd be a rather stupid name.

My names not Martin, either. Also, I am of the feminine race, so Martin wouldn't be a good name to give to a girl. Neither would be Martinique (no offense to anyone whose name is Martinique)

DO YOU SEE THAT GUY OVER THERE?! Well, he's ma loverrrr. :) Aside from C.C. (my Facebook wife/husband) , Ronald Weasly, and E.T (He's the guy from "the Artists")

That's Gasparrrrrd. Love.

FAVOURITES

Bands: MUSE, We Are Scientists, Taking Back Sunday, Belle & Sebastian, Maroon 5, Travis, MGMT, The Beatles, Michael Jackson, Sugarcult, Metro Station, 3OH!3, Three Days Grace, AAR, The Killers, The White Tie Affair, Blur, The Verve, Evanescence, Jack Johnson, John Mayer, Snow Patrol, Charlotte Sometimes, The Pink Spiders, Keane, Flight of the Conchords, Rihanna, Kanye West, TAI, Frank Sinatra, Micheal Buble, Sondre Lerche, The Last Shadow Puppets, Lily Allen, Jeff Buckley, FOB, Panic! At the Disco, OK GO, Jonas Brothers, Cobra Starship, Hellogoodbye, Pink Floyd, Embrace, Oasis, M.I.A., Franz Ferdinand, Arctic Monkeys, Flobots, The Bangles, The Foo Fighters, Audioslave, Weezer, Seether, Alien Ant Farm, Feeder, New Order, Petshop Boys, Vampire Weekend, Rise Against, Ben Folds, Lenka, Cold War Kids, Yelle, The Pixies, Oren Lavie, The Strokes, The Kinks, Hot Hot Heat, The Offspring, The Lonely Island, Late of the Pier, Enur, We The Kings, The Turtles, The Veronicas, Bullet for My Valentine, Saving Abel, Dire Straits, Thirteen Senses, Twin Tigers, Devendra Banhart, Modest Mouse, M83, Rooney, Kid Cudi, Nine Days, Plain White T's, The Rocket Summer, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Blink-182, Buckcherry, Linkin Park, Lifehouse, The Fray, Blue October, Black Eyed Peas, Finger Eleven, Katy Perry, Yellowcard, Radiohead, The Alan Parsons Project, Alicia Keys, The Ataris, Avril Lavigne, Backstreet Boys, Barenaked Ladies, The Black Ghosts, Britney Spears, Call and Response, CSS, The Cure, The Who, Daughtry, The Decemberists, Flo Rida, Gorillaz, Green Day, Gwen Stafani, Gym Class Heroes, Hall & Oates, Hoobastank, Jack's Mannequin, Jimmy Eat World, Justin Timberlake, K'naan, Kishore Kumar, Lady Gaga, Madonna, Miike Snow, Nelly Furtado, Nena, P!NK, Rusted Root, Tally Hall, The Turtles, of Montreal.

I believe in the world of fairies and unicorns. I believe that dragons exist. I believe in love, and that it conquers all. I believe in God, in general, even though I doubt it at times. I believe that aliens do exist. I believe in books. I believe in innocence. I believe in crushes.

I'm British at heart.

STORYBOARD

I have many ideas at the moment.

Untitled: This isn't my story, it can never be. I wasn't the one who, at first glance, got a enormous crush. I wasn't the one who couldn't breathe when he walked by. I wasn't the one who fell in love with the French exchange student. She did, and this is her story. (COMPLETE)

What the Hell?: What would it be like if women took over the world? If it was frowned upon for a women to fall in love? If your love life wasn't with who you fell in love with but who you were the most compatible with? Love marriage's were a thing of the past, arranged, controlled marriages are the norm now. Young girls and boys live separately. Men and women only meet at points so they produce more children. What if, in this horrible world, a girl and a boy fall in love? (FAIL)

Untitled 2: Five years old, and already aimed at with a gun. I knew he was destined to bad things, since then. (One-shot)

OH YEAH

I forgot to tell you.

If you guy's are interested in some Twilight/HP FF, I have an account on there which holds 2 Twilight fanfic and 1 Harry Potter fanfic.

I suggest you read two of them:

Forever gone
What happens if Edward never comes back? What if she meets Victoria instead of Edward? Thirty years later, they meet again under unlikely circumstances. Can Edward save her before its too late?

and

Learning the Truth It's the summer after Harry's 5th year Hogwarts. When Remus Lupin shows up at the Dursley's house, Harry is taken to Hogwarts, only to discover that the truth is not as it seems. James Potter may still be alive...

These stories are extremely short and incomplete seeing I lost interest in them.

But I do think that they're worth reading.

Here's the URL to my fanfic profile:

http://www.fanfiction.net/~edwardxbellankartikxgemma

I have a facebook. And you can add me if you want, but beware. I might not confirm the friend request. It all depends on my mood that day. If you want it, just p.m. me.

About current published works, that I want to talk about:

Crushing is about an old crush I used to have.

the Artists is about a crush that I have right now.

The events that happen in them are pretty legit.

I bet you can tell when I'm exaggerating?!

I love you, if you decided to blow time and read this like tons and if you read my stories?

That'd be fabulous.

But if you read, review?

Srsly. tht'd rck my sks of.

KTHNXBAI,

Martin the Waterskier

p.s.

BOOM BOOM BOOM. I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM (actually. I don't. (:P))

btdubbs, the pickles WILL come for you (yes, YOU) if you decide not to review...

This ship is taking me far away

Far away from the memories

Of the people who care if I live or die

The starlight

I will be chasing the starlight

Until the end of my life

And I don't know if it's worth it anymore

-Starlight, Muse.

Peace, Love, Twilight