A/N: Does anyone (other than me. Sue me, I'm curious) actually read these? Well, sometimes I get the odd PM saying this person or that read something silly on my page and enjoyed it. It is for those wonderful people that I will post things here (that, and I happen to be bored).

LATEST NEWS: I'm working on updating everything, I promise. Except FB which is on a permanent hiatus. The SRAs have finished the first round! Winners can be found here! One of my stories (shock of shocks) was a finalist (but not the winner)! I knew it wouldn't win either way, though, and I'm just really happy that anyone liked it enough to nominate. :D Check out Boy Bride, the story in question!

Penname: I happen to be a big fan of King Arthur, as well as anything to do with his Briton. Makes no sense, I know, being that I'm an American teenager, but that is why I will be henceforth known as TheLadyPendragon.

Age: 17 going on 18. But I have an old soul. That's why, while other American teenage girls worship Edward Cullen, I worship Mordred Pendragon. I so want to be his wife. -Sigh-

Occupation: Currently, I'm a full time student. I want to get a job, though. Something to help me pay for my addiction (before you get worried and report me to the authorities, it's books). I'm majoring in English literature, because contrary to popular belief, English can be fun. I think it is, anyway. I also want to be a novelist someday. Will I succeed? You tell me. After all, you guys will either be future fans or future critics. I don't mind if you're both, because I'm happy enough with how I write that I won't hate mail you for bruising my ego. You have to love you before anyone else does, right?

Hobbies: Reading (a lot), writing (not enough, or so some of you complain), drawing (not well, actually, but I like to doodle), watching TV dramas (mostly crime dramas, as I'm sure I've mentioned in one of my previous ramblings), spending time with my friends (because, despite their quirks, I still like them for some reason...), laughing at people (I'm mean, I know. Boo hoo).

Favorite Novels: Too much to name, but I'll try. The Queen's Thief series (a recent addition that I loved), The Dark is Rising sequence (there need to be more fans for this. I'm saddened by the lack of them), Harry Potter (this warrants mentioning because it was the first novel I've ever read. I'm not so much a Harry Potter fangirl, but I love HarryxDraco), Artemis Fowl (which is a little like Harry Potter, a wee bit, but is way funnier, so reading it brightens my day), Airman (another recent read. Amazing, simply amazing), I am Mordred (the novel that made me fall in love with Mordred), The Little Prince (which is the cutest children's book I've ever read. No lie), The Mortal Instruments (I'm raring to read the next two books in the series because it was so awesome), Eragon (though I find the recurring death of the uncle in popular modern heroes somewhat amusing. Spider man, Luke Skywalker, Eragon... Who is next?), etc. I'll add more later.

Favorite Genre to Write: I love writing crossover stories on fanfiction (pretty self-explanatory) and I am trying to span out by writing a variety of genre on fictionpress (this site, duh), but I have always had a special place in my heart for fantasy novels.

Why Slash?: Why not? Mostly because I'm not so good at writing non-slash. I mean, I was never really into it. I started out reading slash fanfiction and I gradually migrated to original slash. In fact, I always try to not do it for a little while. No one probably remembers, because absolutely no one gave my work a second glance back then, but when I first started out of FP, I wrote a non-slash fic. I also wrote a non-slash fanfic the first time I wrote. I won't say I refuse to write them because I lack popularity when I do. I write because I think it's fun, though I'll never refuse any compliments. No, I just didn't have as much fun writing non-slash and I guess you could say my heart wasn't in it. Anyway, you can find awesome non-slash offline (not so much with the published slash), so why even bother? I do read a lot a of published non-slash. Also, I have non-slash side-pairings, so it's not that I'm against girls in pairings (I mean, come on, I am a girl. Someone once suggested I was sexist), but rather that I like the main pairing to be slash. I don't object to anyone trying their hand at any kind of writing, though. Oh, by the way, like quite a few of the FP populace, I am female and I am straight.

My Critiquing Policy: I love ConCrit, I really do. It's useful and it helps me improve as a writer. Dare I say it, it's even better than those reviews that say, 'OMG, I want to rape you, you're that awesome!' which I did get one time. >_> Because, like I said, it really helps me get better and I like hearing your advice. So, if you think I suck, don't hesitate to tell me why. If it's because you don't like what rather than how I write (meaning the slash sub-genre), then I'll tell you to push the back-space button. If you truly have something you think I should change, then by all means point it out. I will most likely take a second look and realize that you're right and then I will virtually slather you with kisses for being such a close reader. It's happened before. However, if I disagree with what you point out (say, for instance, you'd like me to change something both I and most of the other readers seem to like), I will politely thank you and agree to disagree. But, the point is, if you have something to say, please say it. I love getting reviews and PMs and anything at all. Just don't get too mad at me if you email me and I take a while to reply. Life has me by the hair -- I never realized college was so tedious! In case you're curious, I am also a voracious reader. If you add me to whatever, or review whatever, I will look through your profile and favorites for stories that interest me. I am also pretty good about reviewing -- if I like it, I will review it. I just have to catch up, since I rarely review every chapter (though I will do that most of the time after I catch up) unless I have something to say.

My Personal Quote (made by me): Random is my god. I pray to him on Tuesdays. Why Tuesdays? Because it's random.

Links to Die For:

1. Petition against plagiarism, because we know it sucks. Honestly, I hate people who think it's okay to steal others' ideas. Stupid people! Grrr. But seriously, you should all go sign the petition, simply because none of us would want our work stolen.

2. Guess what? I'm a judge for the awesome Sweet-Revolution Awards! It's similar to the Some Kind of Wonderful (SKoW) awards in that it's for deserving stories on fictionpress. The only difference is that it is specifically for slash stories! Woo-hoo! So, please visit the website and begin nominating your favorite stories. You can't nominate yourself, sorry. Nominations have closed for this round, but please check in for fun, off-round activities, like prompts and roleplays. You can send nominations to the SRA's official email address: sweet.revolution.awards@gmail.com. Um, that's all. Go forth into this world and prosper!

3. Favorite story of the month. Highrise by Sabe. I'm always partial to a well-written story which involves one or both of the protagonists raising a child, as it's just adorable. 23 year old Mattie gets custody of his 3 year old niece after his brother gets arrested. Because of this, he has no social life or alone time to speak of. However, when Caleb, a fireman trying to escape the presence of his bitchy, overbearing girlfriend, comes into the picture, things change for both of them. :D It's freaking awesome, I swear, so take a look.

Incomplete Stories: Considering my ever so slow pace, these may as well stay forever incomplete. -Is shot-

1. Boy Bride: When Jibri's tribe is killed and he is sold into slavery, he thinks life can't get any worse. But then he's bought by a witty wizard and given as a gift to his very handsome master...maybe, if things can't get worse, they can only get better? -Slash- MxM

2. The Wizard's Apprentice: A curse to his father and a tool to his mother, Prince Mordred has always been a servant of fate. Upon meeting a certain seductive Roman Wizard, apprentice to Merlin, he realizes that one must make their own fate, and together they recreate destiny. -Slash- MxM

3. Silent Song:Kyle, a handsome player, finally finds love in a broken boy. Who would have thought that he, a self-loving narcissist, would be putty in the hands of a singer who can't even speak? -Slash- MxM

Stories I've Beta-ed: I'm no longer taking offers. I just started college and...damn, I'm busy. However, offers I currently have are still being worked on. Though I think I finished up most of them.

1. Dancing Snowflakes by Cuenta: A lesbian, coming-out story. The author is really good at what she does, and I love betaing the chapters. Please take a look.

2. Three Ain't Too Much by dany-ceres: A slash story about a guy whose boyfriend doesn't allow him to have kids or pets. He finds an abused kid in an alley and decides to take him in, despite his boyfriend's dislike. I like kids and I like slash, so stories with gay men adopting kids tickle me. :D

3. You Might Enjoy Some Madness for a While by Tinyyellowboxes: A goofy theater techie and a perfectionist start a somewhat awkward, bumpy relationship that makes the rest of us squee. It's adorable, I swear, and it goes without saying between TYB and I that Ace is my fictional pet. :3 You'll like it.

Some Awesome Piccies: Which are most likely not by me, since I'm lazy and really suck at them. Feel free to draw my characters, if you're ever bored or something. I will praise you terrifically. Just don't forget to mention me. -_-

Jibriel from Boy Bride by Aviatorlisa -- whom you must check out, being that she is my favorite debuting artist online.

Jibriel from Boy Bride by eVil-uNicorns -- who drew the most adorable pic of Jib in the snow. He is so cute!

Jibriel from Boy Bride by XxGOTHICxANGELxX -- who kindly drew him for me to relieve my stress. :) He looks adorable in his winter clothes. :D

Talk to me: I'm pretty damn cool, if I do say so myself. Just kidding! But I am...kind of nice. I mean, I am most of the time. Feel free to email me at theladypendragon@live.com. I'd love to hear from you. You can add me to MSN, too, if you want, though my messenger doesn't work so I can't chat with you. I will promise to always reply, if you really need to ask me a question or you don't feel comfortable commenting here.

Fanfiction: My fanfiction. As mentioned above, I love writing crossover fanfiction. And I'm pretty good, too. But I'm on here more than there.

Fiction: You're already here. You don't need to follow this link. But while you're here, don't you think you should read something? -Hypnotic eyes-

LiveJournal: My LJ is pretty messed up. It has all -- and I mean all -- of my fanfics/original fiction/art/etc posted in it. Big, big mess. Most of that stuff, if you really want it, can just be linked to from here.

DeviantArt: I'm honestly not much of an artist. Writing may be the only thing I'm good at. Kind of. When I was younger, supposedly I had a lot of talent, but that was without training. I never tried to further myself in art, so my talent kind of dwindled. Go here at your own risk.