Black Male seeking Female. Must like Afros. Currently a sophmore in College. I like romantic candle light dinners, fighting the powers that be and...wait what do mean this isn't a dating site? You mean I sighned up to write stories? Hmmm? I had no Idea. What? Tell them what I like to write about? Why would the want to know that? ... Okay okay, just put the flame thrower down.
My name is Peppermint Schmaltz, and I like to write about damn near anything that pops into my head that isn't considered fanfiction. And if you really want to know; my favorite place to eat is... Okay I was just joking sheesh. Oh, and I appologize ahead of time for any rudeness of this voice in my head, it really doesn't know any better.
Your freaky darling,
J
Seriously Now:
Name: Jonathan Schmaltz
Age: going on 21
Occupation: Cappazolli's restaurant pt server!, Student at culinary school, preventing the war from spilling onto the streets.
Hobbies: Writing, Drumming, Swimming, Cooking, Reading, Chillin with friends, Annoying the masses, Searching for love (If you've been at it as long as I have than its a hobby :-P)
Disclaimer: I don't own anything created from the minds of my target works' owners. The characters,weapons,and/or equipment I create are mine, however.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
I also got a profile on FanFiction.net...YaY for me!
http://www.myspace.com/peppermintschmaltz
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