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since: 11-29-07, id: 590705, Profile Updated: 11-21-09
country: United Kingdom
web: Homepage
Author has written 16 stories for Thriller, Sci-Fi, Humor, General, Life, Religion, War, Fable, Horror, and Essay.

Hello to anyone who bothers reading this profile page. I wouldn't read it personally. It's really pretty dull. I'd just stick to the fiction but suit yourself. Here is a fairly uninteresting overview of me.

My name is Kevin (or The-Real-Kevy if I can't think of a decent user name and want to sound like an idiot) and I am an aspiring writer. I come from Dundee, Scotland and am currently at university. This means I probably won't have much time for writing creative bits and pieces and shoving them up here, I suppose. But I do hope that a few people will read and enjoy my meagre output.

I tend to predominantly write prose fiction but occasionally turn my hand to poetry, which in all honesty I doubt I will ever be particularly good at. However, I'm trying and - fingers crossed - I'll crack it one day. I also write lyrics for a band that I'm in but little of that will ever really get posted here, so that is completely irrelevant information. I swear I'm just wasting yours and my time with this. Oh well...

With regards to reviews, I genuinely appreciate constructive criticism and thank anyone who is prepared to take a few moments of their precious time to give me their opinions. I don't have much of a concept of quality control so a bit of feedback is always helpful.


Currently reading: 'Trumpet' by Jackie Kay

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1. A Body Between Them
Six people stand on a middle-England beach, a dead body lying before them. A debate over what do with it and, more importantly, who's to blame then ensues. Hope you enjoy.
Complete - Thriller - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-17-09 - Published: 11-17-09
2. The Anatomy Of A Gun » reviews
The tale of a bloodthirsty assassin whose life is derailed when a hit goes horribly wrong. Hope you enjoy. Warning: Content may be offensive to some.
Thriller - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,363 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-10-09 - Published: 7-7-08
3. Noir City » reviews
Noir City: a place where the skyscrapers are so tall that they enshroud the streets below in a perpetual darkness. A place where the rich live above and the poor live below. A place in need of hope.
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-7-09 - Published: 2-20-08
4. Desperate reviews
Concerning our need for fame and admiration, as well as a few musings on how to allow creativity to flourish. Hope you enjoy.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-19-09 - Published: 8-19-09
5. Always A Path reviews
Regarding our journey through life.
Complete - Fable - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-12-09 - Published: 5-12-09
6. Vampire
The journey of one vampire, from his creation to his unquenchable thirst for absolute power. An attempt at putting a story together in as short a time as possible. Input is very much appreciated.
Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-9-09 - Published: 5-9-09
7. Something Old reviews
A very short musing on the subject of age.
Complete - Fable - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-8-09 - Published: 5-8-09
8. Post Death » reviews
The excruciatingly morbid tale of one mans profound brush with death and how it affects the ones around him. Told from three very different perspectives.
Complete - Thriller - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,396 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-30-09 - Published: 12-8-07
9. Unemployment » reviews
This piece charts a day in the life of Ian Spokes, an unemployed drunk whose life is in pieces. Can he quell his self-destructive tendencies and get a job?
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-7-09 - Published: 6-24-08
10. Never A Revelation reviews
A piece about war and a certain conflict that shall remain unnamed.
Complete - War - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-20-09 - Published: 1-20-09
11. Believers Believing reviews
A set of lyrics inspired by various people of faith who have approached me on the street to try and convert me to their religion. It's mainly about not wanting to have somebodies beliefs shoved down your throat, but also vaguely covers religion as a whole
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-3-08 - Published: 12-3-08
12. Karma Dragon
A piece about being sick of the traits that are inherent within human nature.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-2-08 - Published: 9-2-08
13. The Wicker Man reviews
A reflective piece regarding the purchase and subsequent use of a wicker hat.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-19-08 - Published: 2-19-08
14. First Contact reviews
An alien comes down to Earth to make contact, but is Earth really worth making contact with? A satirical look at British popular culture. Some British references that may be lost on non-UK dwellers.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 2-15-08
15. Diatribe of the Dead reviews
The story of one zombie sick of the stereotyping against his entire race.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-9-08 - Published: 2-9-08
16. After The End reviews
The world has ended but one man can put things right again. Hope you enjoy.
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-4-08 - Published: 1-4-08
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