Dear Sir or Ma'am

So, yeah. I'm a college student in a creative writing program. To summarize me: I am pretentious, insecure, socially awkward egotist. Apparently, I am a nice person. I've been told I'm cuddly. Whatever. I don't really like describing myself in text format, I prefer to actually talk. I watch certain TV shows and I will quote them, incessantly. I have inside jokes with several different groups of people which makes it hard to get these groups in one place. I write more poetry but I am attempting a novel but it's really sort of hard. I say things just to see how people react or even if they're listening.

I guess I can list out a number of favorites, dislikes and such things.

But I won't.

I really need sleep, I guess. This was probably the most incoherent profile ever.

I hope you enjoyed it.

Thanks for visiting.

Yours, falsely;

The Sand King.