is it just me, or is this REALLY similar to fanfiction?
in the layout??
thats probably for a reason
sorry, thats all...
my main account is over at fanfiction, under AsanteSanaSquashBanana XD
To see the world in a grain of sand,
And heaven in a wild flower.
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand,
And eternity in an hour.
if anyone can tell me what that means they get a homemade chocolate brownie!!
Hurt Him To Save Him
From Moulin Rouge
I was a fool to believe
A fool to believe
It all ends today
Yes it all ends today
Today’s the day when dreaming ends
Another hero
Another mindless crime
Behind the curtain in the pantomime
On and on
Does anybody know what we are living for?
Whatever happens
We leave it all to chance
Another heartache
Another failed romance
On and on
Does anybody know
What we are living for?
The show must go on
The show must go on
Outside, the dawn is breaking
On the stage that holds our final destiny
The show must do on
The show must do on
Inside my heart is breaking
My makeup may be flaking
But my smile still stays on
The show must go on
The show must go on
Ill top the bill
Ill earn the kill
I have to find the will to carry
On with the
On with the
On with the show
On with the show!
On with the show!
The show must go on…
HEYA!!!!!!!!!!
How are you????????????? XD
in case you didnt guess, my real name isnt AsanteSanaSquashBanana!!!! thats a quote from THE LION KING!!!!! ROCKIN MOVIE!!!!!!
erm...
Me name is Roo, due to DOE (duke of edinbrugh), ultimately. Go burnt wotsits!
Bonjour!
Je suis anglaise!!!!
J'adore T,NM,E,BD et MS. C'est Fantastique!! J'aime MR, et 'The Final Warning'!!
Et le 'Young Dracula'!!! XD
I wish i was away in Ingo
Far across the briny sea
Sailing over deepest waters
where love nor care never trouble me
come tell to me the very reason
that i am slightsed so by thee
Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. Lucky for me, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me than just lying!
It's the same old story.
Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
i stole the following stuff from people... tell me who you are n ill credit you!!
100 things to do if you ever become a vampire…
1. Get struck by lightning...and live.
2.Go to the nearest McDonalds and order a blood cola and a raw hamburger...to the shocked faces of the employees.
3.GRAND THEFT AUTO!!!!
4.Stand on a busy interstate,in sunlight.PRETTY LIGHTS!!!!
5.Join a major leaqu baseball team.
-6.Order a bloody Mary at a bar and revel in the irony.
7.Do track&field. a marathon.
-9.Be the first to climb Mt.Everest...AND the Himalayas without injury.
10.Join the wrestling team.
-11.Join the marines and talk back to the Drill instructors.
12. CATFIGHT!!
-13.Crash a wedding or other type of party.
14.Revenge.
-15.Go to the school and force them to make the lunch edible(not that you eat it,but their ruining all that good blood in your classmates)
16.Video tape the girls/boys fighting over you.
-17.Absolutely destroy the vending machine that won't work for you.
-18. Sabotage a grocery stor like costco.
19.Blow somethin up.
-20. Walk on water.
21.Stop a speeding train.
-22.Go to a petting zoo and suck the blood of the cutest,flufffiest animal you can find,to the horror of all the children watching...
23. Lift weights...with a cruise ship.
-24. Go to an orthodontist and dazzle them with your perfect teeth.
25.Drink lots of alcohol...without the risk of a hangover.
-26.Rob Fort Knox and the National Arsenal.
-27.Repeatedly sing the song that never ends to the people you hate...you have all the time in the world )
28. Nuke something...without being ripped to atoms.
-29.TAKE OVER THE WORLD SINGLE HANDEDLY!!!
30.Take bullets to the head,without dieing.
31.Scuba dive...without an airtank.
32.Wrestle a shark.
33.Fight an alligator.
34. Race an ostrich.
35.Save someone.
36.Attempt to commit suicide...the human way.
37.Jump from the top of the Sears Tower.WATCH OUT BELOW!!
-38.Win the olympics.All of them ;)
39.win the lotto.
40.Become a superhero.
-41.Impersonate Bill Gates. about how slow Cheetahs are.
43.Blow stuff up.For fun.
-44.Go to space without a helmet!!
-45. Make your own fireworks.
-46. Stop a car going 80,with one hand.
47.Take the stairs...up a thirty story building,beating the people in the elevator.
48.Get revenge on the vending machine that ate your money.
-49.Get the latest in military technology,and use it for your own evil designs.
50.Make a soda just for vampires...INTRODUCING BLOOD COLA!!
51. Kill a fictional villain with no personal injury.
52.Become president of the U.S.A.!
53.Win all the nobel prizes.
54.Go around the world in 80 minutes(hey,even vampires want to do some sightseeing.)
55.Read The Thousand and One Nights.
56.Learn everything.
57.Watch every horror movie with vampires involved and point out all the mistakes.
-58.Scare the living daylights out of the big politcal people of the words.
-59.Date a superstar.
-60.Impersonate old,dead famous people.
-61.Impersonate live famous people.
-62.Be responsible for the latest crop circle scare,then rally up your fellow vampires,then steal a spaceship,then TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
63.Get thrown in the looney bin,rally up all the people there,break out and terrorize the world!
64.Vampire animals.Beware of the killer Butterfly.
-65.Become world famous.As a serial killer.And never get caught.
-66.Join a famous sport team and WIN EVERY GAME
68.Become a hitman/woman.
69.Hi-ho,hi-ho,It's a hunting people I go...
70.Stare at the sun.While in space.
71.Become a homicide bomber(it's usually a suicide bomber,but that wouldn't work for a vampire.)
72.Become a stalker.
-73.Give new meanibg to the term "Living Nightmare" (be afraid,be very afraid). over people...in a black limo.
75.Join a band and mesmerize everyone with your voice.
76.Break every Guiness World Record and re-publish the book.
77.Watch and memorize every movie and book.
78.Cause the next solar eclipse.Personally.
-79.Make annoying people "magically" disappear.Forever.
80.Crush boulders with your bare hands.
-81."Witness" a 60 car pile up.IT WASN'T ME!!!
82.Paint all the houses in town blood red.It looks so real shifty eyes
-83.Wreck that stupid fancy shiny car thatr flipped you off for no good reason.
-84.Be the first metal artist to use only their bare hands.
-85.Impersonate Harry Potter and experience fans going wild over you.
-86.Hotwire a laptop.Pretty lights!!!
-87.Sceam bloody murder.A lot.
88.Stab people in broad moonlight.
-89.Become a supermodel.
-90.Reinact WW2 dogfights...with or without the plane.
91.Attempt to get tattoos.
92.Make all the vampire myths come true.
-93."Out survive" every one on survivor.
-94.Drive a bus.Into a moving train.
-95.Drive an ice cream truck around town and refuse it to anyone who asks.Especially little children.'
96.Drill holes in your football team when you throw the ball.Oh man there goes my lunch...
97.Demand a Wii from nintendo.Or make one yourself.
-98.Claim to be the long lost heir to some throne somewhere.With looks like that,who could refuse?
-99.Redifine the word "prep."
100.Next time the teacher attempts to hand out homework flash them your best smile and make them forget all about it
Love
Love has the subtlety of the very wise,
The flexibility of the child,
The sensitivity of the artist,
The understanding of the philosopher,
The acceptance of the saint,
The tolerance of the scholar,
And the fortitude of the certain.
yeah!!!!!!
TOP 14 REASONS THAT YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH EDWARD CULLEN
1.You make your boyfriend die his hair bronze, and if he doesn't, you break up with him.
2.You call your boyfriend Edward even though its not his name, if he doesn't like it, you break up with him.
3.You make your boyfriend listen to Debussy every time your in your car, if he doesn't like it, well you know the drill. :)
4.You make your boyfriend wear Vampire teeth, and if he ask's you why, you break up with him.
5.Whenever your boyfriend invites you over to watch a movie, you always put in Romeo & Juliet.
6.If your boyfriend pulls up in a car that is not a silver Volvo, you call the cops.
7.When you and your boyfriend want to take a vacation and he suggests Italy, you yell at him and then break up with him.
8.When your boyfriend tells you that he has two tickets to go to Forks, Washington, you pat him on the head and give him Animal blood, but if he refuses, you take your ticket and break up with him.
9. You make him read all the Twilight books so much that he has them memorized.
10.You tell your boyfriend that he will always be 2nd in your heart because Edward Cullen is first.
11. If your boyfriend doesn't have a white mansion, you tell him he has to buy one.
12. If he has no brothers or sisters named alice, jasper, emmett, rosalie, then you ask him "Who are you?" and leave him.
13.You make your boyfriend listen to all the sad and happy songs that remind you of edward and bella and if he quetions you why, you throw him out of your car.
14.You ask your boyfriend what type of drug he thinks you are, and if he says anything other then heroine, you start to cry and tell him to leave.
The Cullen Family Theme Song
They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all togetherooky,
The Cullen family.
Their house is a museum,
Where people come to see 'em,
They really are a scream,
The Cullen Family.
Neat,
Sweet,
A treat.
So get a vampire’s shawl on,
A coffin you can crawl on,
We're gonna pay a call on,
The Cullen family.
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder. (You know it!)
AV is Addicted to Vampires (What gave it away?!)
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile
if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile
People will believe anything if you whisper it…
I don’t suffer from insanity…I enjoy every minute of it!
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.
this is to keep you all thinking -
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
if you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!
if two wrongs dont make a right, try three
whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door!
apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin.
borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!
there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?
ifr quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'
whise cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
how is it possible to have a civil war?
if a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Are marbles made of marble?
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?
Can mute people burp?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?
Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?Why is a square meal served on round plates?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Which way does a compass point in space?
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why did Mary own a little lamb?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
Why are Pringles curved?
What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?
Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
Can bald men get lice??
anyway...
again...
on to the stories!!!
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