NOTE: If you don't want to read through the unimportant crap, scroll to the bottom of this profile, where the slightly important stuff is! If you DO want to read through the unimportant crap, but not the important stuff, what the hell are you doing reading this?
Age:
14
Birthday:
Feb 4
Fav Mangas:
Inu-Yasha, Naruto, FullMetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Vampire Knight, Blood, Gentlemens' Alliance, ...
Fan-Fics EVER written:
10-30? I'll post as many of them as I can.
Pets:
2 dogs, 1 cat, 27 horses.
Fav TV Shows:
Naruto, Fruits Basket, InuYasha, FMA, Hannah Montana, Death Note, Blood Plus
Fav Books:
Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, etc.
Future Fan-Fics:
Black Sunrise:Twilight-After or during Breaking Dawn. Bella is a vampire, and Jacob has a new computer. They get to see each other much more often because Jacob has a web-cam. But what happens when he finally imprints on a girl while creating a yearbook on MyYearbook.com?
Go to http://www.fictionpress.com/ to read a book that I'm writing.
go to search and click Author's Name then type MangaGirl7980.
Fun Sites:
http://www.gaiaonline.com/
http://www.youtube.com/
http://www.myyearbook.com/
http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/
Here is where the unimportant crap starts. Some of it's pretty damn funny, so I suggest reading it.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.)You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or a myspace.
4.)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote than push the buttons on the TV.
6.)Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
7.)As you read this list, you keep nodding and smiling.
8.)As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.)And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.)You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.)Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.)Put this on your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Friends or best friends
FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really messed up
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit
"It was taunting me with its unmovingness."
"I don't believe this. I'm the most sane person here... and THAT is saying something!" (Me)
"I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!"
"One might purpose that I am either insanely brave or quite insane. I'd answer neither. I'd say, insanely loyal. Take your pick. There's insanity in all the answers."
"ZIM, YOU IDIOT! You nearly destroyed our entire race!" (Tallest) "Am I the only one who is impressed by that?" (Zim) - Invader Zim
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
"If you can't amaze them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit."-taintedmoonlight's profile
"That song is as gay as Hell, if Hell was homosexual that's what it would sound like,"-what Unices' section leader thought of a song
"Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried to slam a revolving door."-someones profile it was there quote of the day
"...I think it's amusing how her parents let her roam around in the jungle with a psychotic monkey who wears boots. And then they have a psychotic fox after them. Her parents are really bad."-Unices' section leader's veiw on Dora. (They were talking in band about little kid shows. She dosn't like Barney either after a little kid made her watch the same episode alot.)
"Nuns don't celebrate take your child to work day!"
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (yet again. many times)
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.( only sometimes. SHUT UP!)
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
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Sign your penname here!!: Rachie4294, Serenity Silence, Moonlight Music Mistress, niwichan2468 , BuBBly CaNis luPus, Unices, MangaGirl7980
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
Dumb-ass stereotypes that show we should never judge a book buy it's cover
(This is told in frist person of the person being stereotyped, not me, unless it's bold. None of it's bold.)
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bolemic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart, and NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big PENIS.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BiG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a girl who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be SEXY
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be covered up at all times.
I'm in ORCHESTRA/BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile. (Edward needs to change her already!! If it were me, i would beg him till I died, then he would have to explain my uncommon death!!)
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. ( who doesn't)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. (Who hasn't)
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile (...Lizzy...)
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. (Because I like my men cold, dead, and sparkling.)
If you support the team Jacob Black club, copy and paste this into your profile. (Defending Jacob, one post at a time.)
If you have read TWILIGHT over 10 times paste this into your profile (I lost count)
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile. (Hot is definitely an understatement)
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. (IMPORTANT LIFE LESSON: It's funny when other people get hurt.)
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile. (GO WEIRD PEOPLE YAY stands cheering on a table everyone stares expressions blank then they continue their convo)
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile . (Yah, uh sorry, what were we talking about?)
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. (So true. Please review my stories!! PLEASY PLEASY PLEASE!!)
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile(I hope I haven't died yet. Ah... I take that back: EDWARD!!)
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.(OOOO, chocolate, don't get me started about chocolate!! Too late, lol.)
If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile (hmm...Lizzy again).
Oh yeah! now It's time for the best commercial of the year(so far): "DRUM ROLL PLEASE!" dadadadadadad. "AND THE WINNER IS THE: Ice-cream commercial."I'll let you have a bite if you can say ONE little word. antidisestablishmentarianism." "anti-dise-stab-lishment-aria-nism." "i should have him spell it..."
If you think Dora is out to kill you, copy this into your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.
If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile
If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exsist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...), SlightlyBroken, Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast(every day at school!),KillerSnowmen(When I get REALLY HYPER, like I am now XD lol), MangaGirl7980(Technically, I didn't fall up them, I laid down and fell asleep)
If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. (Dakota Fatkins. Oops, I meant Atkins. Not.)
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (mwahaha)
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile. XD!!
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101.
You know you're obssesed with Anime when...
1. You own a shiny metal object of doom.
2. You and your friends have anime nicknames.
3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday.
4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!).
5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or cant buy the newest manga.
6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet.
7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun!
8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse.
9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords.
10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class.
11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls.
12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.
13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will.
14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you".
15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs.
16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny.
17.You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own.
18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake.
19. You where a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel.
20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "goku" look.
21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language.
22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters.
23. You buy shuriken or kunai.
24. You speak in subtitles.
25. You prefer anime over real life.
26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color.
27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much.
28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art.
29. You cosplay daily.
30. When you get a crush on an anime character.(:P)((I like Zero and Sasuke and Inuyasha))
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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side(We Have cookies)
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This is Chicken.
Chicken is the leader of the Evil Chicken Army.
Join the Evil Chicken Army cult via e-mail, PM, livejournal, or telepathy.
(). .()This is Gerbil.
He may look harmless, but he’s actually a Killer Gerbil.
The gerbil is a minion of the Evil Chicken Army cult.
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This is Bunny.
Bunny is the patron saint of the Evil Chicken Army cult.
Worship the bunny to help us gain world domination.
(. .)AND,
in conclusion,
Funky Skater Guy...
(oo)...and Little Owl Dude
...have nothing to do with the Evil Chicken Army.
But they’re cute, so that counts, right?
Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated, bwuhahahaha.
"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."
"Three wise women would have stopped to ask for directions, got to the stable on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, cook supper, and there would have been peace on earth..."
"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
"I was gifted but the psyciatrist took away my super powers."
"Insanity is my only means of relaxation."
Palm reader: "-gasp- You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."
"In a world of nonsence, everything something is, it isn't, everything it would be wouldn't, and everything it would be, was."
"You have one advantage over. You can kiss my ass, and I can't."
"Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it..."
"I used to care, but I take a pill for that now..."
"I can resist anything but temptation."
"All those who have telekinesis, raise my hand."
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."
"Have you ever wondered if this world is another world's hell?"
What is the speed of dark?
Why do they sterilize the needle for leathal injections?
Do coffins have lifetime garintees?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearange the letters in mother in law, you get the words, 'Woman Hitler?'
If heat rises, shouldn't hell be cold?
Why is it when we're talking to God, we're praying, but whenever God talks to us, we're crazy?
If a cow laughs hard enough, does milk come out of it's nose?
If someone with multiple personalities treatens to kill themselves, is it concidered a hostage sittuation?
MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
If You are trying to get the longest profile ever...
...Don't even try. That's my job, so DON'T copy and paste this into your profile.
I HAD NO PART IN WRITING THE STORY IN THE END!! ONE OF MY FRIEND'S PARENTS WONT LET HER MAKE A FICTION PRESS ACCOUNT, SO I POSTED IT FOR HER!! I'M SORRY I DID NOT MAKE THIS CLEAR SOONER. ANY SUGGESTIONS WILL BE SENT TO THE AUTHOR!!
Also, I only copied and pasted my profile from FanFiction, so it's exactly the same. It may mention some stories on there, so if you don't see them here, they're on FanFiction under MangaGirl7980.
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