The silly author.
She writes really bad haiku.
Readers all go mad.
ardven; Call me ardven or elf... Okay? I’m just an ‘insane weird geeky…
person’… apparently... Most people call me weird but that’s okay! Huzzah for
the weird people! I also have a deviantART account (ardven.devianart.com) and a
FanFiction account (same PenName). I have a main character that I love dearly
and will kill anyone if they use him. His name is Corvus. Use him and you shall
suffer a painful fate… by being skinned alive with a rusty spoon! (cackles evilly)
Corvus; There is no purpose in killing, for no purpose.
ardven; Yes, yes, my dear. But I will
have a purpose…Anyway, here’s some info about me... ahem
Name: I
wrote it on a piece of paper somewhere… Hey, mum, do you know where…
Age: umm…
Ask my brother. He’ll know (pft. As if.)
Gender: Female.
Current Residence: My house… in
Australia…
Stuff I Like - Authors: Tamora Pierce, Robert Jordan, Lian Hearn, Isobelle Carmody... (lots
more)
- Bands:
Rammstein, System Of A Down, Within Temptation, Leaves' Eyes, Weird Al
Yankovic, Muse, Ima Robot, Angtoria, Royksopp, Nesian Mystic, Nickelback,
Xandria, After Forever, Evanescence, My Chemical Romance… (lots more)
- Random songs: The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (Lemon Demon) Bing Bang
(Borat’s favourite song - Korky Buchek), Chocolate Salty Balls (Chef -
South
Park), Chasing
Cars (Snow Patrol), Cat Macros (Tom Jones)
- Cartoons/Anime/Manga: Wolf's Rain, Cowboy Bebop, Yami no Matsui, Basilisk, Love Hina,
Transformers, Avatar: The Last Airbender,
- Movies:
Borat, Ali G in da House, Napoleon Dynomite, Hero, House of Flying Daggers,
Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Ratatouille, Brother Bear, The
Jungle Book, Transformers, Final Destination series, Two Brothers, Apocalypto,
Spirited Away, Pan’s Labyrinth, Blades of Glory, The Scary Movie series, Epic
Movie ...
- TV Series:
House, Kommisar Rex (aka; Inspector Rex),
Bro
Town, Little
Britain, NCIS, CSI Miami,
- People/Characters I Like:
Pirates of the
Caribbean -Captain Jack
Sparrow,
Final Fantasy - Cloud, Auron, Squall (a.k.a
Leon), Sephiroth,
House - Gregory House,
Kingdom Hearts - Axel,
Cowboy Bebop - Spike, Ed, Ein,
Wolf's Rain - Kiba, Toboe,
Jeff Corwin,
Transformers – Frenzy (loves), Starscream,
Grimlock (me ardven, Grimlock me love),
Monty Python and the Holy Grail – Tim,
(“There are some who call me… Tim?”)
Beldamos (now he really is mine!)
Corvus (My precioussssss… No touchy!)
Beldamos; I refuse to be chained like a traitorous house dog.
ardven; Hehe.
Corvus; She likes me better than you.
Beldamos; How can you say that so calmly?! I’m the chained one here!
Corvus
just stares at Beldamos.
ardven; Now, now, boys. I don’t want either of you to get hurt. Especially
you Corvus, dear. (hugs Corvus tightly)
Beldamos
scowls.
ardven; Now Corvus and I will go get some ice cream.
Corvus; ... ice cream?
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