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Author has written 18 stories for Humor, Politics, Religion, Humor, Spiritual, and General. So let's get something clear, I would MUCH prefer you all to read the Bible than to read any of my works. My best stuff is trash compared to that. I can't give you eternal life, I can't change your hearts and lives, no, only my God can. And I will gladly help you get a Bible to read if you wish. Because God loves you and I would love to show you that love! Are you pro-life? click here. Click here to donate rice to the hungry and get a better vocabulary! Click here to sign a petition demanding international action to stop the killing in Darfur! Use Helpuu instead of Google and you can help END world hunger! Come to Shelfari! You can join my group made especially for FP people were me can discuss published books! "Looks like another silent night, As we're sung to sleep by philosophies, That saves the trees and kill the children, And while we're lying in the dark, There's a shout heard 'cross the eastern sky, For the Bridegroom has returned, And carried His bride away in the night" Excerpt from While You Were Sleeping by Casting Crowns So I finally decided to do something about my profile. And since I have so many random, extra accounts lying around, I thought I'd used them. (Beware: funny polls abound.) Click here to read about me! Click here to read my copy-and-paste stuff! Click here to read my quotes! Click here to go to my old account (not active). Write on! Pen.Dragon | |||||||||
1. The Barn Fire reviewsThis is based on a dream I had a while ago. ... Please let me know what you think about it!Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-21-09 - Published: 1-21-092. Dreams and Nightmares reviewsA sonnet-type poem about pleasant dreams and attacking nightmares. R&R!Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-26-08 - Published: 11-26-083. I Narrate my Life reviewsWhat happens when a person narrates their life a bit too well? Read to find out! Concrit needed! Seriously I NEED to know what you think about this!Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-13-08 - Published: 11-13-084. You know You're A dot dot dot » reviewsThis is just a funny blurb about how to tell when you are a something, like an author or an avid reader or something like that. R&R!Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 7-24-085. Comedy of Grammatical Errors » reviews-HAITUS- If you hate grammar as much as I do, you'll enjoy this. R&R!Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 104 - Updated: 7-11-08 - Published: 2-4-086. My 55word Stories » reviews-HAITUS- It's a simple idea. ... You write a complete story using only 55 words. Here is my collection of humorous and ironic ones. Reviews always appreciated!Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 6-18-08 - Published: 12-14-077. The Musher reviewsMalantha has been running her entire life. She has always been hated, so how come The Musher loves her? There is only one way to find out: R&R!Complete - Spiritual - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-17-08 - Published: 6-17-088. Mr Increvable reviewsIncrevable is french for puncture proof, but it is pronounced similarly to "Incredible". A superhero parody.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-30-08 - Published: 5-30-089. Little News Report reviewsThis is just a short satire that I wrote, please be honest when/if you review. If you review you get a cookie! Unless you flame me, then I will use you to cook cookies to lure in potential reviewers! Three-do-loo!Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-18-08 - Published: 5-18-0810. Street Sign Comments » reviewsA collection of quotes from real street signs, in the USA, that I can't help but make fun of. ... R&R!Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-7-08 - Published: 3-9-0811. Empty reviewsHe's not in the manger, he's not on the cross, he's in our hearts! Thank God our hearts aren't empty anymore! R&R, Read and Rejoice!Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-27-08 - Published: 3-27-0812. I Decide reviewsI'm not sure if this really classifies as poetry, but I wrote this a few years ago and don't you know, I found it at a time of great troubles in my life.Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-25-08 - Published: 3-25-0813. Writer's Block reviewsIt's sad AND true ...Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-24-08 - Published: 3-24-0814. The Book of Light reviewsA convicting poem to all us Christians out there. Nobody's perfect, but we need to love with the love of our God instead of just look down. I'm talking to myself as well. Please, R&R!Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-6-08 - Published: 3-6-0815. A Batman Parody reviewsThis is just a random parody I did where I took Batman and Robin and exchanged them with my two dogs. WARNING: This is EXTEREMLY random! MWHAHAHAHAHA! R&R!Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-22-08 - Published: 2-22-0816. America reviewsThis is a poem I wrote about how "America the Beautiful" is outdated and should be replace. R&R!Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-22-08 - Published: 2-22-0817. Ten Things I've Learned From my BFF reviewsThis is about friendship and what it teaches you. ... R&R!Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-6-08 - Published: 2-6-0818. Meet the Rodentia Family reviewsThe rodents of the world, or at least of one none descript city, must unite to fend off half a dozen cats who are surely their doom, but who can they trust? Find out! Then ... R&R!Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-21-08 - Published: 1-21-08
