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| Great White Snark |
Author has written 21 stories for Song, Love, Life, Humor, Young Adult, Western, Play, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Haiku, and General. I'm nineteen and male. I love writing whether it be fanfiction, original stories, scripts, or inappropriate haikus. A lot of my energy is focused on fanfiction, but I will be participating in NaNoWriMo this year attempting to rewrite my story "The Wolf Who Cried Boy" into a 50,000 word novel, so look for that soon! | |||||||
1. Yes, I Am the ÜberSexSo it started in a church, which is apt because it ended it Hell. All he wanted to do was see his friend Katy, not spend the night dealing drunks, arson, and his own subconscious.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-12-07 - Published: 10-12-072. Dirty Haikus » reviewsFeelings of love, lust, and sexual frustration expressed through haiku form.Haiku - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-12-07 - Published: 10-12-073. The Wolf Who Cried Boy reviewsHaving been cursed by a sorcerer for eating his family, a wolf finds himself turned into a human. With the help of a moralist woodsman, a beautiful knight, a bitter witch, and a delicious little girl he seeks to find a way to turn himself back.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-22-05 - Published: 7-22-054. Monster in the Closet reviewsA young college student decides that he needs to come out to his conservative parents. As a werewolf.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-21-05 - Published: 7-21-055. Graveyard Shift reviewsWhile on watch, two guards discuss the ethics of cannibalism, the efficiency of the George Foreman grill, and the pros and cons of eating zombies.Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-4-05 - Published: 7-4-056. All You Zombies reviewsOn top of a rainy rooftop, a hero and villain debate who they really are and battle for their very existence.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-25-05 - Published: 5-25-057. Sky's the Limit reviewsAt a travel agency that can take you anywhere, how far away would you want to go?Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-12-05 - Published: 5-12-058. Adam's Lament reviewsA one song rock opera. A rock monologue, if you will. For Barbara. For Jamison. For Hedwig.Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-8-05 - Published: 5-8-059. European Zombie reviewsA man returns for Europe with his new best friend. A zombie.Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-2-04 - Published: 6-2-0410. Oz! reviewsA director auditions two people for The Wizard of Oz. And then things go horribly wrong.Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-2-04 - Published: 6-2-0411. Hero and Villain reviewsA villain has captured the hero and unveils his diabolical scheme! Or not, whatever.Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-2-04 - Published: 6-2-0412. All Purpose Paper Towels reviewsA commercial for a new brand of paper towels. Cleans up water, grease, and especially blood! Great for recently murdered corpses!Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-2-04 - Published: 6-2-0413. Strangers in the Dust reviewsThe men rode into the town and silently faced each other, both preparing for and anticipating a duel.Western - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-10-04 - Published: 1-10-0414. I Just Called to Say Fk You reviewsHard to summarize a song. Bitter and angry, just after a breakup.Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-13-03 - Published: 11-13-0315. Bleeder reviewsLucas had picked on Tony for four years. Now he has to pay the consequences.Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 3-21-03 - Published: 3-21-0316. Here Comes the Rain reviewsUm, how do you summarize a song? Just read the title, and then read the song.Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-11-03 - Published: 3-11-0317. I Was A Teenage Porn Star reviewsA guy can't get a date, so he takes up a rather unusual extracarricular activity.Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-18-02 - Published: 10-18-0218. No More Porn reviewsA poem expressing my grief, sort of, of when Fanfiction.net took down the NC-17 fics.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-21-02 - Published: 9-21-0219. Never Be, Always Be reviewsIgnore the crappy title and just read it.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-25-02 - Published: 4-25-0220. Debes Saber reviewsTe amo, pero no me amas.Love - Fiction Rated: K - Spanish - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-15-02 - Published: 2-15-02