1. Yes, I Am the ÜberSex
So it started in a church, which is apt because it ended it Hell. All he wanted to do was see his friend Katy, not spend the night dealing drunks, arson, and his own subconscious. Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-12-07 - Published: 10-12-07 2. Dirty Haikus »
Feelings of love, lust, and sexual frustration expressed through haiku form. Haiku - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-12-07 - Published: 10-12-07 3. The Wolf Who Cried Boy reviews
Having been cursed by a sorcerer for eating his family, a wolf finds himself turned into a human. With the help of a moralist woodsman, a beautiful knight, a bitter witch, and a delicious little girl he seeks to find a way to turn himself back. Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-22-05 - Published: 7-22-05 4. Monster in the Closet reviews
A young college student decides that he needs to come out to his conservative parents. As a werewolf. Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-21-05 - Published: 7-21-05 5. Graveyard Shift reviews
While on watch, two guards discuss the ethics of cannibalism, the efficiency of the George Foreman grill, and the pros and cons of eating zombies. Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-4-05 - Published: 7-4-05 6. All You Zombies reviews
On top of a rainy rooftop, a hero and villain debate who they really are and battle for their very existence. Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-25-05 - Published: 5-25-05 7. Sky's the Limit reviews
At a travel agency that can take you anywhere, how far away would you want to go? Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-12-05 - Published: 5-12-05 8. Adam's Lament reviews
A one song rock opera. A rock monologue, if you will. For Barbara. For Jamison. For Hedwig. Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-8-05 - Published: 5-8-05 9. European Zombie reviews
A man returns for Europe with his new best friend. A zombie. Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-2-04 - Published: 6-2-04 10. Oz! reviews
A director auditions two people for The Wizard of Oz. And then things go horribly wrong. Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-2-04 - Published: 6-2-04 11. Hero and Villain reviews
A villain has captured the hero and unveils his diabolical scheme! Or not, whatever. Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-2-04 - Published: 6-2-04 12. All Purpose Paper Towels reviews
A commercial for a new brand of paper towels. Cleans up water, grease, and especially blood! Great for recently murdered corpses! Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-2-04 - Published: 6-2-04 13. Strangers in the Dust reviews
The men rode into the town and silently faced each other, both preparing for and anticipating a duel. Western - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-10-04 - Published: 1-10-04 14. I Just Called to Say Fk You reviews
Hard to summarize a song. Bitter and angry, just after a breakup. Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-13-03 - Published: 11-13-03 15. Bleeder reviews
Lucas had picked on Tony for four years. Now he has to pay the consequences. Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 3-21-03 - Published: 3-21-03 16. Here Comes the Rain reviews
Um, how do you summarize a song? Just read the title, and then read the song. Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-11-03 - Published: 3-11-03 17. I Was A Teenage Porn Star reviews
A guy can't get a date, so he takes up a rather unusual extracarricular activity. Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-18-02 - Published: 10-18-02 18. No More Porn reviews
A poem expressing my grief, sort of, of when Fanfiction.net took down the NC-17 fics. Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-21-02 - Published: 9-21-02 19. Never Be, Always Be reviews
Ignore the crappy title and just read it. Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-25-02 - Published: 4-25-02 20. Debes Saber reviews
Te amo, pero no me amas. Love - Fiction Rated: K - Spanish - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-15-02 - Published: 2-15-02 21. Hush reviews
A song for when you know a relationship is over but you keep hoping it'll last. Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-10-01 - Published: 7-10-01 |
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