3 Reasons Why You Are Here:

1. You were flamed by yours truly.
2. You saw one of my fan-fucking-tastic reviews.
3. Some other reason that I'm not stuffed to type up.

Throw me back a PM full of profane language. I've practically written it all over my face: Please, PLEASE retaliate. It'll make my day.
And fighting fire with fire is stupid. I have a whole army of firemen with a firetruck as a panzer and hoses as guns.

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pile of shit ((pīl ov shit))
noun (plural piles of shit)

a fucked up pathetic excuse for a story that a fuckwit wrote while snorting white shit up his/her nose: that practically sums it all up

see POS
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POS
abbreviation (plural POS·s, superlative POS·est)

pile of shit

POS·er, noun
POS·ing, verb
POS·ly, adverb
POS·ed, adjective

Et cetera and so on.

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12/11/07
Account created. ((Over My Dead Body))
C2 created. ((Piles Of Shit That'll Make Blind Babies Cry))
Profile painstakingly typed up.

This account is fairly new, and things are under construction.
Mmkay, hun?

12/13/07
C2 created. ((The Shithole))

12/20/07
I cannot be fucked enough to flame every single day. There's just way too much shit in FP.net. (and don't even get me started with FF.net) With Darker Hershey spamming our forum on an almost daily basis, go fuck off. You'll be finding bullets up your ass.

03/03/08
After a veryvery long vacation, I will try to do this job properly and proficiently. Notice the word try.

06/22/08
Alright... so I lied.

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Requirements For A POS

1. Your spelling/grammar/plotline drives even the most sickening optimists into clinical depressions, developing bipolar disorder, practising self-mutilation and/or to the point of suicide.
2. The title of your story is misspelt.
3. Your summary is something along the lines of "i suck at summaries, but the story is good! i promise!" or "this is my first story. be nice! NO FLAMES. R&R!"
4. It seems as if reviews give you sexual gratification.
5. You are too high on white shit to realize that the enter key exists.
6. You bold/italicize/underline every fucking word of your POS that makes even blind babies cry.
7. Your POS that you mistake for a story has sueish elements and your characters are blood relatives to Mary-sues and Gary-sues.
8. You repost your story seven google times to gain sexual gratification. (see requirement no. 4)
9. Songfic. Enough said.
10. Spam. Enough said.
11. Fanfiction. Enough said.
12. The Japanese would think you were trying too hard.
13. You masturbate. (see requirements no. 4 and 8)

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POSer Of All Time

DINGDINGDING! We have a winner!
Congratulations to Darker Hershey for his/her stupendously craptastic spam. Originally posting shit up on the Naruto fanfiction archive, (but thank fucking god that his/her account was removed) he/she's doing it again! My favourite work has gotta be 'THE ROMANTIC STORY', now with an 'x-rated sex scene'! Fuck me? Fuck you! Another fan-fucking-tastic work of theirs, 'HITLER'S LIFE STORY' includes dear little nine year old Adolf receiving his Nintendo Entertainment System and playing Super Mario Brothers 3! And you won't BELIEVE the next installment of this POS! His first sexual experience!

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Some Of The Mail I Receive

12/10/07
You know what you freak, I'm just gonna ignore you cos you're not worth my
fucking time. You're just a retard who thinks everyone's work is shit so why
don't you fuck off for yourself - go die of AIDS or jump off a cliff. You
fucking Nazi!
- Oracle of Destiny

Boy, you need to read her POS. It just reeks of _.
(fill in the blank)

03/03/08
The reason you flame people is because you cant make a decent story you're
self

04/08/08
how did you knew depthmon is a digimon? over my dead body? or should i say
king of nerds of ?
- Depthmon

Before you give me a scolding, learn how to write properly. And I can make a decent story:
Once upon a time, there lived a Digimon called Depthmon. His only technique was "Inability to Write".
The End.
King of, nerds of... what?
Over my dead body.

I've had two PMs from people claiming to be dyslexic and praising me.
Well, thanks, but I don't know how to decide whether you're bullshitting or not.

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I do not flame because your story is slash or if you're black. I flame because you can't write for shit.
Just because your story has 1000 reviews, doesn't mean it's good.
Even if it's been nominated for some fucked up contest, it still ain't good.
Block me, report me, I can't give a shit. I have back-up accounts and anonymous reviews.
Special thanks to Flame Rising (fanfiction). I love your work, but the same needs to be done on FictionPress.

Have a nice day!
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