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1. Not Yours Truly reviews

Rush hadn't always been a jerk. It just happened one day. Poof. But what triggered it? Rated T for an attempt at suicide.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-1-08 - Published: 10-1-08

2. Nothing Lasts Forever reviews

Theo narrates the story of his best friend. Why was everyone so cruel?

Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-1-08 - Published: 10-1-08

3. Commentary on Life

I wouldn't watch with glee while my mother got run over by a car. I might like playing games that involve targeting Mary Sues and killing them with sniper rifles, but that doesn't mean I would kill a little girl.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-1-08 - Published: 10-1-08

4. Do You Surrender reviews

How many of you guys would actually let a girl dominate you? The answer would probably be none. He won't let her either. It's just playing in the snow nothing graphic.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-1-08 - Published: 10-1-08

5. Them Plus Me Makes Three reviews

All of my friends are liars. And they don't try to hide it. The worst thing about it is they lie about everything. What happened to honesty and self-respect?

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-1-08 - Published: 10-1-08

6. Not St Michael

Michael the paranoid germ freak is always getting himself into sticky situations. Will he finally learn that girls are not germ infested creature? Oh and he's 15.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-1-08 - Published: 10-1-08

7. The Divide » reviews

Have you ever wondered what we are? What makes us different from the rest? Why'd they chose us above the others? Questions we'll never know the answers to.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-1-08 - Published: 10-1-08

8. Summer on Ice reviews

It was my first time on the ice. I shuddered as the cold hit me. I took two steps forward and fell flat on my butt. A boy skated in front of me and asked if I needed help. I consented to let him help me even though a part of me wanted to yell I could do i

Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-30-08 - Published: 9-30-08

9. Forever reviews

It's just dinner between friends, nothing more.

Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-30-08 - Published: 9-30-08

10. How To Lose Your Girlfriend Fast reviews

Have you ever had a date that wouldn't leave or take a hint. Following these steps will guarantee the success you need to get rid of them without having to dump them, hurt their feelings, or mentally impair them. Side effects include vomiting, diarrhea...

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-15-08 - Published: 9-15-08

11. Dust reviews

A poem about dust.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-8-08 - Published: 9-8-08

12. Fire and Ice reviews

My rendition of the ever so many Fire and Ice poems. Edited

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 9-8-08 - Published: 9-8-08

13. Endless Dreams reviews

A poem about dreams.

Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-8-08 - Published: 9-8-08

14. The Nose Picker reviews

Something funny I remembered about this girl in my Kindergarten class.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-8-08 - Published: 9-8-08