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since: 12-14-07, id: 592416, Profile edited: 05-09-08
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Author has written 84 stories for General, Life, General, Love, Friendship, Humor, Nature, Politics, School, and Family.

Springfield, Or Bobby got a Shadfly Caught in his Hair

I don't care to say what I failed to recognize
Every single day from the poker to the prize
Running out ouf Springfield
I worked for the Capitol Air, in the bags
Found a woman there who said
she had a mind to make me
a messenger man

If my father took his life
for the national plan, I don't care
I'm not about to stick my grace with an apron and a bucket of plans, never ever
I can take the pillow cases
off the yellow pillows,
make a property line from the bed
In the living room, the living room,
the morning papers made the most
out of nothing at all

So we took the room
with the view of the runaway
I took off my clothes,
and she took it for a holiday
I was taken for all the things
that I never had before
Running out of Springfield
she left me a note saying:
"Bobby, don't look back."

And if my wife took a bicycle ride
with a knife in her hand
I saw it coming
All the shad-flies run at once
with a trumpet or a train,
oh i'm running from it

Wait a minute, wait a minute
Give a minute, lady
I can explin the aftershave
Wait a minute, wait a minute
give a minute
Bobby got a shad fly
caught in his hair
(Yes he does)
-Sufjan Stevens

I write to serve.




1. Gurgled Blood reviews
You really hurt my feelings, you really broke my heart today.
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-6-08 - Published: 5-6-08
2. The Blond Bombshell and her Pink Hat reviews
that hat was ridiculous
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-6-08 - Published: 5-6-08
3. Fade Away reviews
You've got so many regrets. I think- I should have been one.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-5-08 - Published: 5-5-08
4. Talking in the Countdown to First
when i was a girl i witnessed an accident, a man struck by an automobile, he flew through the atmosphere. Like a ragdoll with magical powers, or a spaceship in a meteroshower..
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-3-08 - Published: 5-3-08
5. The Dandelion Democracy
Appear young soul!
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-28-08
6. Electrical Sandstorm reviews
one interesting night...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-14-08 - Published: 4-14-08
7. Return on the 6th grade CrushCurse reviews
Oh how I thought you were forever on the shelf next to the 5th grade tragedy and 7th grade final paper nightmare...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-11-08 - Published: 4-11-08
8. 14 Years Older than I reviews
Someone smack this out of me
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-11-08 - Published: 4-11-08
9. Benjamin Franklin meets the Tin Man reviews
Rambling thoughts at 2am, i for one find it funny, and you may not.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-11-08 - Published: 4-11-08
10. Desert's Breath Ch 1 and 2 reviews
ch one and two, which obviously comes before ch 5
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-10-08 - Published: 4-10-08
11. Victorian reviews
this is for a friend that sometimes i feel as if i'll lose altogether
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-10-08 - Published: 4-10-08
12. The Desert's Breath reviews
This is actually chapter five...ask to see the first four if interested....
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-9-08 - Published: 4-9-08
13. Salt and Sea reviews
i am displaced
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-3-08 - Published: 4-3-08
14. Lady Fingers reviews
Quite simply you cannot have her.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-26-08 - Published: 3-26-08
15. No Surprise reviews
I love this, I don't know why.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-24-08 - Published: 3-24-08
16. Ode to Baby's Romance reviews
if only you liked girls...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 3-23-08
17. Oh Beauty reviews
You've cast your spell on thee
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-22-08 - Published: 3-22-08
18. Listening to Ben on Love reviews
My twelve year old brotha has more insight that any martial arts trainer from China could possess. This is kind of all over the place, but so is love, and this is a love poem, i think.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-22-08 - Published: 3-22-08
19. Holding my Tongue reviews
If you can believe...
Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-19-08 - Published: 3-19-08
20. An Affair reviews
I don't know why I dislike Shakespeare so much
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-17-08 - Published: 3-17-08
21. Mary Poppins and Then reviews
I was good at being small
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-12-08 - Published: 3-12-08
22. Hitler Teaches History reviews
Us History- to be exact.
Complete - School - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-12-08 - Published: 3-12-08
23. Pretend reviews
No, I never met him before...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-12-08 - Published: 3-12-08
24. The Unloaded Rifle that is Always Ready
always in reach.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-12-08 - Published: 3-12-08
25. Raging Insomniac
I wrote this at 2:38 am. I am a raging insomniac...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-12-08 - Published: 3-12-08
26. Nodding for Bullshit
This is mostly a rant. I was so angry. I don't even know why i get this way.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-12-08 - Published: 3-12-08
27. Wait reviews
I won't promise you forever.
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-9-08 - Published: 3-9-08
28. Welcome Home reviews
Well home is a word she'll never know like i do. Foster Care, Group homes. And look at my in my three story house, writing about how she never felt at home. I feel like a ghost now, i miss her so much.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-1-08 - Published: 3-1-08
29. Three Steps to Gone
I am going to pretend your trailing behind me
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-1-08 - Published: 3-1-08
30. Don't Blame the Bartender reviews
You've no one to blame but yourself
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-1-08 - Published: 3-1-08
31. Stubborn
I think I’ll pretend I’m standing shy
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-29-08 - Published: 2-29-08
32. Hemlock reviews
I know what you said, and you meant it.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-29-08 - Published: 2-29-08
33. Talk to Me, Me, and Me
Memememememememmeme
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-29-08 - Published: 2-29-08
34. Pledge Deception reviews
If your all for America than ignore this.
Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-29-08 - Published: 2-29-08
35. I did not Forgive Me
I'm sixteen years older than who you'll ever be
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-29-08 - Published: 2-29-08
36. A Love Poem from my Toes reviews
Shouting praise, hallelujah
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-29-08 - Published: 2-29-08
37. Film Studies reviews
although the only thing i was watching was his face
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-28-08 - Published: 2-28-08
38. Sunday reviews
Tuck purity into modesty and fold your fingers unfold.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-5-08 - Published: 2-5-08
39. Self Absorbed reviews
Please don't take it the wrong way...
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-4-08 - Published: 2-4-08
40. Written on my Hand reviews
I never asked to have you etched in my mind
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-3-08 - Published: 2-3-08
41. Mr Blue and Red inked face reviews
Your lips only rise to one side, like a rare occasion
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-3-08 - Published: 2-3-08
42. Salty Like Soy Sauce reviews
Soy Sauce palms in the back of a Sushi joint
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-2-08 - Published: 2-2-08
43. Beneath his Ribcage reviews
I was the only one that wondered or cared for him or his heart...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-2-08 - Published: 2-2-08
44. Road Kill reviews
Thats the only thing you are to me now.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-26-08 - Published: 1-26-08
45. I am Water Lilly reviews
I dare you to love me
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-14-08 - Published: 1-14-08
46. Hooked reviews
He swears an anchor on my skin
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-5-08 - Published: 1-5-08
47. Whiskey Elliot reviews
Elliot, I’m loving you, even when you drive 95 in a 25 mph zone. But i'm losing you Elliot, i'm losing you.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-3-08 - Published: 1-3-08
48. To Sarah we Bow reviews
Daddy would drop dead if he knew all the dead heads you were doing, but i'll keep it hush hush.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-1-08 - Published: 1-1-08
49. I don't Blame you reviews
It was hazy, what we had
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-30-07 - Published: 12-30-07
50. Wake up Beauty reviews
I have a secret
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-30-07 - Published: 12-30-07
51. To the Boy I'll Always Love reviews
This is all I'm leaving you...
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-30-07 - Published: 12-30-07
52. Bruise reviews
I'll wait for it to bruise
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-30-07 - Published: 12-30-07
53. Daria reviews
I was seven, or eight or, something.
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-30-07 - Published: 12-30-07
54. Giving Way reviews
Belly pressed to pavement
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-29-07 - Published: 12-29-07
55. Thirteen and now Sixteen
I could have sworn...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-29-07 - Published: 12-29-07
56. Chicken Scratch
on the old oak tree
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-29-07 - Published: 12-29-07
57. The German Jerk reviews
He couldn't make up his mind...and neither could i.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-28-07 - Published: 12-28-07
58. Nothing you Deserve
You get everything you want, and nothing you deserve
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-28-07 - Published: 12-28-07
59. Your Eyes
It's your eyes that drown me
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-27-07 - Published: 12-27-07
60. Remember reviews
turnign around, just to land right back to the very reason we bagan to spin.
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-27-07 - Published: 12-27-07
61. The Wind in the Park
He'll be here...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-26-07 - Published: 12-26-07
62. Funeral
Clay eyes, dry. Glassy eyes, wet.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-26-07 - Published: 12-26-07
63. Shoot Me Sideways reviews
Those words...
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-26-07 - Published: 12-26-07
64. For When You Fall
Smile wide for me
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-26-07 - Published: 12-26-07
65. What You Wanted to Hear
You can try as hard as you want. you will never get the full story.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-26-07 - Published: 12-26-07
66. A Serpent Circumstance
I lick my lips and crave serpent skin
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-24-07 - Published: 12-24-07
67. Lament to Butterfly Weapons and Marlboros reviews
What a lovely lie, speak it louder, speak it false.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-24-07 - Published: 12-24-07
68. Trainwreck reviews
Your a trainwreck that loops like cursive
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 12-23-07
69. In my Despair, I Tear reviews
Stop pushing all your tragedies away
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 12-23-07
70. Druglord reviews
Drinking, drugging, sex. Everything i'm not.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 12-23-07
71. I guess that leaves you reviews
I've done all that i can do.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 12-23-07
72. Dreamland reviews
One of my dreams.
Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 12-23-07
73. Itchy
Say it.Say what?Just say it!I love you.Say it again.I love youOne more time...I love you!No, no you don't
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 12-23-07
74. Tarantula
For my aunt kim, and for the woman that birthed me.This began when cleavage wasn't clean anymore...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 12-23-07
75. Jackass Part I and II
I wrote this as a freshman and heart broken and angry, kind of stupid at some parts, but i've never hurt so much before, so this was my revenge. M for language
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 12-23-07
76. Consequences of Assumptions
You were analytical, indecisive, and you assumed, and the word ASS is in assumed. so you made yourself look like an ASS and your broke me. translation on bottom
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - French - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 12-23-07
77. Street Rat Suicide reviews
Just another street rat suicide
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 12-23-07
78. Virgin Mary on a Chopping block
I'm just virgin mary on a chopping blockYou never loved meand i'll never love you backabout sex...obviously
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 12-23-07
79. The Failed Ups reviews
I'm treading through chicken bones, and baby your falling behind.
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 12-23-07
80. Restless and Heartless
I've got your words tucked into the souls of my shoes
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 12-23-07
81. Mineral Murder reviews
My eyes are screaming bloody murder
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 12-23-07
82. The Banks
I've got you tongue tied with a toothpick to the side.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 12-23-07
83. I'm Wishing you knew reviews
for tv
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 12-23-07
84. Jack, in the Box reviews
Thanks for the pen, you little jack in the box.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 12-23-07
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