I never realized how retarded my grammar/I was less than a year ago.

Well, I'm Samelia, let's start off with that.

Facts About Me:

I'm so gay I may hurt your ears while I'm screaming at my friend for her amazing set of boob- let's not get into that.

I enjoy making others laugh, no matter what it takes- meaning, I've done some crazy shit.

I've eaten paper- and I liked it. ;D

I have two cats, one kitten, one dog and something that resembles a dog but is more like a retarded food-snatching black hole.

Oh, and I have a fiance. Does that count?

I spend most of my pointless time on the Internet, talking to lots of people about things I shouldn't mention. ;D I love you too, Britty.

www.deviantart.com IS THE BEST SITE IN THE WORLD.

I'm Samelia on there, durhurhur.