The Infamous Black Valkyrie
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since: 12-15-07, id: 592547, Profile Updated: 05-08-13
Author has written 18 stories for General, Song, and Action.

(Formerly known as The Streetwise Scientist. Any stories under that name are by me.)

My real name is classified. To you, I am The Infamous Black Valkyrie. ;P

I am a 22 year old misplaced German. Seriously. I should have been born in Germany. My life did not give me that kind of luck. @_@

My likes: Working on my art/fiction, winter, talking to my friends on the computer, Artemis Fowl, The Matrix, the Maximum Ride series, Team Fortress 2, football (by which I mean soccer), among too many other things too list.

My hates: The Twilight Saga, Nazis (and anyone who supports them), country music, gangsta rap, people who insult my intelligence, politicians, music that sounds like Disney "stars" sung it, summer, Justin Bieber, and way too many things to remember offhandedly.


FC Bayern München. VfB Stuttgart. SC Freiburg. Borussia Dortmund. Real Madrid. Die Mannschaft. For the win.


NOTE: I am (mostly) a writer of short stories. I imagine my writing style to be a cross between comic book and crime noir. A few of these stories also have a bit of a scientific bent to them. Sometimes this combination works, sometimes not. I always welcome critiques, so, please, you find something that can be improved, tell me. (Seriously. You have no idea how grateful I'd be to actually receive critiques on my work. At least then I'd know people actually read it. >


In real life, I'm:

A college graduate, with the ultimate goal of returning and obtaining my PhD in meteorological science.

Online, I'm:

DeviantART's resident misplaced German, where I go by the name of TheInimitableECypher

An (inactive, mostly) author on www.fanfiction.net (name there is The Inimitable Enigma Cypher)

The co-creator of an Original Character club on dA; The OCs Of dA.


Auf wiedersehen. ;)

(Avatar image is property of *LivingHorus on deviantART. Go look at it. :P)


1. Complications » reviews
When a Ukrainian intelligence agent is sent to spy on a German assassin, she soon finds that there was more to him than could be said with one file. What happens when she begins to develop feelings for this man, whom she barely knows? And what happens when the organization she works for finds out and goes after him? (Rating upgraded because of violence.)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,337 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-10-13 - Published: 2-20-13
2. Out Of Action
When a New York City criminal mastermind is wounded while trying to take out an old enemy, and refuses to listen to those close to him who say he's working himself too hard, too soon after the incident. One-shot.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,949 - Published: 2-16-13 - Complete
3. First Encounters
What happens when a feared criminal mastermind is in the market for a new assassin and comes across one who impresses even him. One-Shot. Rated T for language/violence.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,452 - Published: 2-14-13 - Complete
4. Ein Alt Zwangsvorstellung
When one man is waiting for a shot to beat an old enemy of his in the ring and gets lost in thought, old memories resurface. One-shot; a prologue of sorts to "Freitag Nacht Kämpfen". (Despite the German title, story is written in English.)
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Published: 2-11-13 - Complete
5. Freitag Nacht Kämpfen
Two long-time rivals in an underground fight club late one night. Who falls, and who walks out (relatively) in one piece? One-shot. Rated T because it's a fight story, so obviously, violence.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Published: 11-19-12 - Complete
6. Altercation
A man challenges his superior and quickly learns why that is a potentially fatal mistake. Not too pleased with this one but here it is anyways. One-shot. Rated T for violence, language.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Published: 11-19-12 - Complete
7. Unwanted Reflections
The story of how a world-renowned scientist managed to destroy his entire world in an instant, told through the memories he unwillingly recalls seven years later. One-shot.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Published: 11-14-12 - Complete
8. Conflicts and Misunderstandings
An incident where a conflicted assassin is sent to kill someone without knowing the full truth behind his target, and how he comes to find out said truth. One-shot.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Published: 7-9-12 - Complete
9. Fighting For Knowledge
What happens when a Brooklyn scientist is forced to fight to the death to keep his work out of the hands of people who would use it for no good reason. One-shot.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Published: 4-27-12 - Complete
10. An Experiment In Futility
A prominent New York scientist is approached by a mysterious vigilante, who's got questions about an association of his with a known criminal mastermind. How will he respond? One-shot.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Published: 4-13-12 - Complete
11. Fatherland reviews
What happens when a 12 year old German girl feels out of place in New York City after WW1. One-shot.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-9-12 - Complete
12. Revelations
When an assassination attempt gone wrong turns into a surprising conversation for two people. One-shot.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Published: 11-27-11 - Complete
13. Waiting Game reviews
What started out as a routine assassination attempt turned into a waiting game for one man after something goes horribly wrong. One-shot.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-25-11 - Complete
14. The First Is Always the Hardest
When a Scottish assassin is sent on what was supposed to be a relatively simple first mission, things turn on her quickly. One-shot. Rated T because obvious violence.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Published: 3-6-11 - Complete
15. The Problem With Interrogations reviews
One-Shot. What happens when you try to interrogate New York's foremost criminal mastermind. One-shot.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-19-10
16. The Hoffman Encounters »
A three-part series of short stories. What is life like for one of New York's most dangerous assassins? Not what you would expect.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,485 - Published: 3-30-10 - Complete
17. Worst Enemy reviews
In the darkest moments of life, one young woman's thoughts and feelings. This is my first song, don't flame me for it
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-16-09 - Complete
18. The Scientist
A tale of discovery and one man's feelings about what he does. A one-shot.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Published: 10-16-09 - Complete