OK. Let's get straight to the point and keep it sweet and simple? Capice? (Pronounced "Ca-peesh" Say it with me. CA...PEESH)

Right. Reasons For My Username:

1~~~~ My Relationships With Men Don't Usually End Well. And Let's Leave It At That.

2~~~~Well Don't We All Wish For A Good Looking Hunk To Come Our Way? All The Ladies Who Are Viewing This Profile, Please Raise Your Hands If You Agree With Me...I Thought So.

3~~~~I'm Always Waiting For One

4~~~~Finding A Really Great Guy Is Like Trying To Get A Parking Space At A Parking Lot: The Good Ones Are Already Taken And The Rest Are Handicapped.

OK. Got That Over With. Yo. What's Up. My Name Is WaitingForTallDarkAndHandsome. Obviously, I'm A Girl, So Yeah. My Friend, SoggySoul, That I Had To Come Here, So Here I Am.

I'll Be Back To This Profile Soon, And Leave You With A Trail Of Goodies To Come.