ME!!
NAME: Alex
AGE: None-Ya!
GENDER: I am of the FEMALE religlion. So watch it you women-haters!!
HAIR: Red. Very, very red.
SKIN: Oh so very pale. I was at Hawaiin Falls (Water park here for those losers who don't know) for about 2 hours and I burned to a crisp. Ouch!
EYES: Brown. My friends say they are very expressive. They look brown to me. But my friends are whack-jobs. Anyways...
SHOE SIZE: Huge. I think I could go skiing on them. Or so my Dad says.
BEST FRIENDS: Zach, Lauren, Rachael, Stephenie, Ron
OCCUPATION: School
LOCATION: Hmmm...to tell or not to tell? United States of America. Central. South. Way South. Gulf. of Mexico. If you don't know by now, check a map.
TIME OF YEAR: Summer. Almost fall. That means 80 degree weather and not 90-100. Yay!
WHAT I LIKE TO WRITE: Romance, het or slash. Drama.
NEW NEWS: I moved about 5 weeks ago. Not out of state, just to a different city. Had to change schools.
STORIES!!
WORKING ON NOW:
After Shocks
Genre: Family/Tragedy/Young Adult
Rating: T
Summary: You never think of the aftershocks of suicide. Never think of what the people you leave behind are going to have to go through. You didn't think, you just did...But I can't blame you.
Inspiration: No idea. My mind was on an angst streak.
Beta: Zyril
Status: Complete for now.
Updates?: Maybe...
Never Thought
Genre: Romance. Pure romance.
Rating: Probably won't go above T.
Summary: I guess it's a bit like that movie she made me watch with her. Serendipity? I mean, we went to school together for one year. Eighth grade. We became best friends, about as close as a girl and guy can be without dating, but never saw each other after that. Until now, that is. Because there she is, sitting with Brad at the lunch table. And she looks almost exactly the same. Only more grown up and prettier. And now she's turning toward me. She saw me and she's smiling. My only thought right now is, 'What in the world?!'
Inspiration: Some of the characters are based off of people of people I know or have known. The main girl character will be. The plot is just my over active imagination.
Beta: Zyril
Status: Incomplete.
Updates?: As often as possible, but my Baby will always come first. (Look down to find my 'Baby')
Fate's Stubborn Choice
Genre: Romance
Rating: T (Might possibly change to M if I work up the nerve)
Summary: Even Fate can screw up. And with us, she did so royally. Hopefully the third times the charm. But fate gets what Fate wants. Slash. M/M Yaoi
Inspiration: My muse was singing.
Beta: Zyril
Status: Incomplete
Updates?: As often as I can. This is my Baby and will probably be updated more. I just love these characters.
Extras:
If you hate those obnoxious, preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If you think that Disney movie villans are just tragically misunderstood and are wonderful people under all the "evil" shit, copy this in your profile. Example: Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. (Hell yes!) 95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you are part of the five percent who are not, copy this, put it in your profile. (If you do not like me that you truly twisted)
If you think, the kids should just give the rabbit his cereal, copy this, and put it in your profile.
91 percent of teen girls would faint if they got to date a Jonas brother, if you are one of the 9 percent that would just throw up, put this in your profile. If you consider your family psycho, but love them anyway, put this into your profile. If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile. If you think that Orlando Bloom should be given a throne of gold and worshiped as a God, then copy this in your profile. (So hot, right?)
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would rather die than see Hilary Clinton back in the White house, copy and paste this to your profile.
There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It is when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it is weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (But for some reason i always lose...) If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If people look at you funny, and think you are insane, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Wal-mark, Starbucks, and Gloria Jeans are going to take over the world, copy and paste this to your profile (and i am going to help them!)
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.
If you're super pale...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're almost always cold...copy and paste this onto your profile. If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a friend with blue hair...copy and paste this onto your profile. (HELLO!! INVISIBLE FRIENDS COUNT!!)
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've reread chapter 23 of TWILIGHT over eight times...copy and paste this onto your profile.You're laughing at me now because your older than me by mere months... but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? ;-)
If you are one of those people who sees two reviews and gets excited, post this.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this! Huh... It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both(and I'm looking at you Edward!)
I don't obsess, I think intensley!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn now, copy this into your profile(I'll personally supply the pitchforks!) If you get pissed and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says the characters in Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile. If you want Bella to become a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire!)If you've reread Twilight more than 4 times, copy into you profile. (Now it will just say :you know the drill)
If you've ever talked to yourself, you know the drill.
If you think being unique is better than being cool, you know the drill.
If you've ever read past two in the morning, you know the drill.
If you've ever fallen down the stairs/tripped and laughed because it was something Bella would do, then you cried cause' Edward wasn't there to catch you, you know the drill. If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen somewhere out there for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward, though it would be cool), you know the drill. If you think the Twilight series is the best series known to woman...(and possibly man), you know the drill. If when you have a baby boy/girl, you would consider naming them Edward Masen/Isabella Marie, you know the drill. You know your addiction to Twilight is lethal when you've added 'Volterra' to your computer's dictionary, if you've done this, you know the drill. If you think losers hate/don't get Twilight, you know the drill. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that when you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball, you know the drill.
If you are counting down the days until Breaking Dawn is released, post this. (AUGUST 2!!)
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, post this.
If you've ever asked a very obvious question, post this.
If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (I admit it, I'm overly obsessed, but I don't care!;-) ) If whenever you see or hear the name 'Edward' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this. If you are so obsessed with Twilight it isn't funny to anyone anymore, post this. (Yes, it is true.)
FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15.Swat at flies that don't exist.
16.Tell people that you can see their aura.
17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
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