Hi there. I don't think anyone ever reads these things, but I'll make an effort anyway.

Name: Kwin (Not my real name if anyone couldn't tell).

My FanFiction.Net account: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1304969/ I only have one fic up, Kurayami. It's a Naruto fic. Check it out if you're interested.

Country: Only one of the greatest countries in the world. AUSTRALIA! Yes, we have kangaroos. No, they don't usually live in peoples backyards.

Favourite Movies/Anime: The Count of Monte Cristo, Indiana Jones, Notting Hill, Pirates of the Caribbean 1 2 & 3, Gladiator, Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, Mulan, Shrek 1 & 2, The Emperor's New Groove, Secret Window, V for Vendetta, Sleepy Hollow, Corpse Bride, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Bourne Identity/Supremacy, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, Porco Rosso, Princess Mononoke, Laputa: Castle in the Sky, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Kiki's Delivery Service, Death Note, Trinity Blood, Naruto, Ghost in the Shell: SAC, Black Cat, Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, Fullmetal Alchemist, Deltora Quest (Australian story! So happy!), Mushi-Shi, Code Geass, Hell Girl, Claymore, Ouran High School Host Club, Black Blood Brothers, Darker than Black.

Favourite Music: My Chemical Romance, Metallica, Godsmack, Matchbox Twenty, Nickelback, Evanescence, Muse, Green Day, Coldplay, Linkin Park.

Favourite Books/Manga: Anything by Terry Pratchett (must read, seriously start reading his work now because it's not likely he's going to come out with many more books). The Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan, most books by Emily Rodda and Jane Austen, Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte, Treasure Island by R.L Stevenson, The Lord of the Rings, The View from the Mirror by Ian Irvine, Camelot's Shadow/Honour/Sword by Sarah Zettel, Tales of the Otori by Lian Hearn, Trinity Blood by Sunao Yoshida and Kiyo Kyujo, Naruto by Masashi Kishimoto, Bleach by Tite Kubo, Fullmetal Alchemist by Hiromu Arakawa, Death Note by Tsugami Ohba and Takeshi Obata, Vampire Knight by Matsuri Hino, Black Cat by Kebtaro Yabuki, Ouran High School Host Club by Bisco Hatori.

Favourite Quotes:

Terry Pratchett:

Every sentence the most exquisitely alien elf speaks will be filled with the echoes of Rome.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can.

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.

They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.

Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be.

The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.

Sometimes it's better to light a flame-thrower than curse the darkness.

Some things I just picked up, not mine:

That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.

The journey of a thousand k's sometimes ends very, very badly.

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.

There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.

Sometimes the best solution to morale peoblems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.

It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.

It's lonely at the top, but it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.

Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, you will not know the terror of being forever lost at sea.

The harder you try the dumber you look.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

None of us is as dumb as all of us.

Myself:

Do you know how many books I could buy with that amount of money? (Followed by a short pause while I calculate)

People are stupid. (From this, among other things, I gained the title Ice Queen)

Nobody wants, nor needs, your opinion.

You have serious, serious issues.

Nobody likes you. (I'm seeing a pattern here)

Life is only worth living if you have a good imagination.