About Moi! Specially for you Dust Mowt!
Age: 17
Height: 5' 5"
Gender: She's a Lady! Woah, woah, woah.
Weight: puts down cookie
Job: Begging parents for monies
Hobbies: Being pervey, Reading Reviews, Killing brain-cells, Stalking helpless innocents.
Fears: Big ass Roaches, and clothes made of wool.
Quote: "Seriously? I will kill you."
Population: 2, Me and my sexy ass!
Best Pick-up Line: "Shh, it'll all be over soon."
Favorite Food: Fucking Cupcakes my peoples! Duh!
I am The Angel of Avarice!
Formerly know as DeathbyAngel!
I wanted to change it, there's really no basis for the change, but hey, I might change it back. Whatever.
10 Things To Do: When boredom strikes!
1. Rewrite your profile bio
2. Feed a tiger. ( There's a 50/50 chance you'll lose a hand if you can find a tiger that is)
3. Draw on your walls. (Tell your parents or roommates before hand)
4. Dare your best friend to hump an old lady. ( In hopes that she dosen't carry mace in her purse.)
5. Watch said friend actually hump old lady. ( You, like me, probably hadn't expected it to actually happen.)
6. Randomly yell out your undying love for strangers in the mall. ( If they try to hug you though, run away.)
7. Play ding dong ditch. ( Yeah that shit is still fun!)
8. Avoid akward encounter with victimized old lady. (Who just happens to live down the street, your ding dong ditching. Apologize if you have the balls though.)
9. Harass your siblings or other family members with embarasing questions. Ex: Situation! Your standing next to a man on a bus and he rubs against you, at first it seems like and accident but then he does it again, until you finally have to turn around, and you realize it's your father what would you do? ( I asked my cousin this and she locked me out of her house, after hiting me with a bible. I don't know where she got it from, she's not even religious!)
10. Leave me a review so I can tell you your sexy and stress how much I want to jump you in a shadowy alley.
(Things To Do: will be updated with additions, every once and a while.)
Okay I've decided as a devoted and rarely amazed fan I would urge you to read theses stories and others by these Authors. They are seriously fantastic!
http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2233161/1/PSYCHOS - PSYCHOS; by Spraypaint
http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2470245/1/Identity- Identity; by Kyobouryuu Arashi
http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2468982/1/Kissing_Boys - Kissing Boys; by Quintessence-x
http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2507341/1/By_My_Side- By My Side; by Cosmic Quintessence X
http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2401082/1/Details- Details; by Cracked Butterfruit
http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2453021/1/BUBBLES- BUBBLES; by Freak-of-Spade
http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2450994/1/The_Rockstar_Survival_Guide- The Rockstar Survival Guide; by Ree
http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2307466/1/Someday_Soon- Someday Soon; by CarefullyIronic
http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2362613/1/Bite_Me_Suck_Me_Hard- Bite Me Suck Me Hard; by Tsuyunoinochi Koukyo
http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2258119/1/My_Toaster_Thinks_Im_Crazy- My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy; by Drazuki
http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2408247/1/Chocolate_Covered_BoxerBriefs- Chocolate Covered Boxerbriefs; by Casey.Duh
http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2501541/1/New_York_Ugly- New York Ugly; by Cosmic Sage
http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2508679/1/Hot_Trash- Hot Trash; by Dust Mowt
You better read the stories by the people on my favorite authors list, or I will find you and kill you (WITH CUPCAKES). > Dooooo iiiiiiit!
Oh and remember that Ghost plot of a story? It's coming to life!
I'm going to call it 'Conversations With a Borderline Personality' (I just want an even number- 10)
Other story ideas: ( don't kill me, I'll finish the others first I promise)
Ouch: I think this boy may be the clumsiest fool I've ever met, so how does he get to be the hero? In my freaking story! M/M slash (what else?)
So Warm, I Shake: What happens when the only way to make someone listen to you is to jump? Nothing. Until they push you. M/M slash
Burning You Down: I can't believe my mother gave me matches for my birthday, that's almost as bad as someone stealing them from me. I mean who steal matches? You know what I want them back! M/M slash.
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