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Author has written 88 stories for Romance, Fantasy, Humor, General, and Young Adult. Don't get scared by that massive number next to my name. I write oneshots like bunnies make babies Sigh. I don't like having a life. Anywho. Go look at the NaNo stats down there. It's basically my progress. I'm going to post it here, chapter by chapter (and slowly, just to tease :P) when it's done. Yeah. I'm also supersad, because I blew seventy dollars on a Cobra Starship ticket that I was supposed to go to today but my grades suck. Bleh. D: But church is nice...yay...
Me? I'm a loser. Possibly the biggest loser you'll ever meet. Like, you don't even know. I'm like a rabid!stalker!yaoi!fangirl, except there's probably like a lot more !s you could add to that label except if you added all of them together it'll just just be really long. Like, REALLY long. Kind of as long as my nonexistent dick, which I tend to penetrate people with. Chyeah. So stuff about me, in case you were interested. I'll keep it intriguing and short, so you don't get too bored. There's stuff down there (v) too, about me. Like, maybe my rants and stuff. And people. I like people. People are so nice. Especially people on Facebook, you know? I'm kind of addicted to Facebook, more than I'm addicted to my site. Or this site. Or deviantART or LiveJournal. Well, maybe as not I'm addicted to yaoi...but still. EVERYONE'S on Facebook. Like, if everyone came here on FictionPress, I'd be so happy and more addicted to hear, because obviously stories pwn social networking. But anyways. I want more friends on Facebook, especially (slash-loving) FictionPress friends. So add me. Or rather, give me your full name and let me add you (because my profile is set to private. Yeah.) I'm kind of at an age where I should only be reading NC-17 stories (aka, I'm not yet 17 but I read the stories anyways) when already I'm writing them. Which is illegal or whatever, but whatever. I obsess over Gabe Saporta and real life people. Not just celebrities, but REAL LIFE PEOPLE. My music taste is like, everything. Well, almost everything. I don't hate anything, but there are a few things I love a little more than other things. My name is very rarely orally connected to Alice In Wonderland, which is an amazing book by the way. Except it's like, LSD on crack. You know, Wizard of Oz? Lewis Carroll was a bit kooky, but he wasn't like Shakespeare (who may or may not be bisexual?). But Tim Burton is high. I just know it. But Anne Hathaway is pretty, so it's okay. Um. What else. I'm Chinese. My real life friends are psychotic and make me bipolar. I'm female. Well, actually, I make myself bipolar...but less than how my friends make me bipolar. I'm a tech geek more than a thespian/choir geek, which all my friend are...but that's okay. Actually more of a writing geek. But whatever. So. Me. I like heterosexual romance too, don't worry. And don't forget about Facebook. Addmeplz. You just lost the game. People who just about make my life: (review a lot or talk to me a lot or know/meet me IRL and you automatically make the list :D) Alex Sanchez, Gabriel Saporta, Patrick Stump, Vicky-T, Tim Ouyang, Bill Beckett, Alex Deleon, Lady Gaga, Zac Efron (ex-HSM version), Nicholas Jonas, Twitter Wifey (mpompey), big.break.and.laryngitis, Ryette, Miss Mysty, CaseyBear, xPrettyXxRadx, pinkguppie, Arkidian Toad, Kullasmere Ice, Gwee, toffeecakesxox., armatgus, My Tears Will Fall (WHERE DID YOU GO? D:), Spotluver26 (DID YOU DIE?? D:), Sorrow's Smile, onlyhalfemo, Dwarfmaker, MaFiAmAdAmE, Adahlia, monterey1967, invisogirl, BeautyInSilence and my husband, Brooke NaNoWriMo Progress: As of 11-21-09: Nine chapters, working on tenth, which is terribly long and kills me. Bleh. I can love you like a sailor I can make you dance all night | |||||||||||||
1. Eavesdropped reviewsDialogue can explain a lot between two people. ONESHOT. Take it as SLASH or HET if you want. For a future Creative Writing assignment!Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-8-09 - Published: 11-8-092. Look At Who Fails At Matchmaking reviewsONESHOT SLASH. In order to get his rightful fag hag, who is hopelessly in love, Neal and his best friend Ty set her up on a blind date with the guy of her dreams. Then they hide behind a plant in a fake Chinese restaurant. Oh, we'll see how THAT turns ouComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,385 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-8-09 - Published: 11-8-093. Don't Hate, Appreciate reviewsThere's nothing better than being trapped in a closet with the one boy you've been avoiding. The one boy whom you hate. And the one boy who...'s been in love with you all along? ONESHOT...heterosexual. Failish. XD Rated for language.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-30-09 - Published: 10-30-094. Breaking The Ice reviewsSLASHY-HINTED ONESHOT. He spots a boy, and wants nothing more than to meet him. He's just too damn intriguing. /For my friend's writing contest on Mibba I'm 24669 . Call it GABILLIAM if you'd like. Someone should kick me. Rated for language.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-30-09 - Published: 10-30-095. Wet Hot reviewsI didn't have sand up my vagina, but I sure did have some up my ass. ONESHOT, YAOI, BOYPWP, SLASH LEMON AND OTHER STUFF I SHOULD PUT IN CAPS TO WARN YOU. MANSEX. YEAH. PORN.Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-26-09 - Published: 10-26-096. I'm Not Your Boyfriend, Baby reviewsIMPLIED SLASH, Oneshot. Inspired by 3OH!3's song. /Kenny's not Adrian's friend, much less his boyfriend. So yeah, that's totally why he asked if he wanted to hang out Friday night, and why they're kayaking on a school night. Because that's what friends doComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-26-09 - Published: 10-26-097. A Homecoming Tale reviewsONESHOT. Slash. Fluff. Yeah. / Parker is homecoming king and his queen is a KING? What is this? Oh, just Miles' friends playing matchmaker. With the fag of the school and the closeted new kid. And making them the sophomore homecoming king and KING.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,289 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-26-09 - Published: 10-26-098. Let's Start A Revolution reviewsWalk away, find and seek. Run away until your heart can't breathe. We'll start our own, all alone. Leave the world until it's just you and me. ONESHOT. Fluff. Implied het.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-25-09 - Published: 10-25-099. A Little Less Than Ideal reviewsONESHOT. He can’t like me. I already have a boyfriend. So I shouldn’t even be thinking of dating him. If he liked me, he wouldn’t drive me to homecoming to meet with my boyfriend. He was just being a good friend. Het, amazing fluff.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-16-09 - Published: 10-16-0910. First Impressions With A Side of Music and FlowersONESHOT. Just blame it all on swine flu. Why I feel like shit, why my mom's being a bitch, and why my new douchebag neighbor comes over with a bouquet of daisies and reprimands my singing. All the swine flu's fault. Heterosexual. Cute. Fluff. For languageComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-16-09 - Published: 10-16-0911. Girls vs Boys reviewsYuri is much less realistic than yaoi. Truth. Mild femmeslash, but they're both straight? ;D Inspired from true event...kind of XDComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-16-09 - Published: 10-16-0912. That Kid With The Grey Eyes reviewsSLASH ONESHOT :D He turned to look at me. Oh em gee. His eyes are so pretty. I would totally go fanboy over them. 'No, no, shut up Reese! You have a boyfriend' Yes. I spell my "grey" with an "e" XD . Rated for language.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,151 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-16-09 - Published: 10-16-0913. A Boy Walks Into A Closet reviewsIn celebration of National Coming Out Day, Blaise as in, yes, from Harry Potter and his GSA set up a table for teens "coming out", selling rainbow bracelets in their high school. And then the homophobe comes along...SLASHY ONESHOT, epic fluff, fail stylComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-13-09 - Published: 10-13-0914. Cosplaying N00b reviewsSLASH. Step one to cosplaying: Look good, don't try. Step two: stay in character. Step three: when posing for a photoshoot and you're supposed to make out with someone you ACTUALLY DON'T MAKE OUT WITH THEM. Oneshot, fluff. Death Note, Light/LComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-29-09 - Published: 9-29-0915. Kind Of Like Chuck Norris, Only Cuter » reviewsTake one alternative pop geek, an Asian music nerd, and their lives together, and what do you get? Not normalness, that's for sure. Epic slash.Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-19-09 - Published: 9-14-0916. If At First You Don't Succeed reviewsONESHOT Ever since Otto Matherson stepped foot into the school, Sydney discovered her life's purpose: to get him to fall in love with her. So she tries desperately just to get his attention until she finds out that he's already in love...with someone elseComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-10-09 - Published: 9-10-0917. Only Boys Can Be So Romantic reviewsPatrick has a bee sting. A boy comes along and teaches him about it. And then he kisses it. Pre-school love. Slash :D Oneshot and uber fluffComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-7-09 - Published: 9-7-0918. Boys Have Cooties reviewsFEMMESLASH. Henrietta is tired of boys. Literally. Their male-ness is just too much for her. So then she tries going for girls. More specifically, her best friend. Oneshot, romance, fluff, fxf. Totally not what I like, but I tried xDComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-7-09 - Published: 9-7-0919. Crying Over Spilled Lemonade reviewsIf there was one thing Kristen hated more than thinking about her relationship issues, it was boys who tried to flirt with her and only reminding her of her relationship issues. So why was Trent one to be different? Oneshot, het, romance, fluff. :DComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-7-09 - Published: 9-7-0920. Hopping Waves reviewsSLASH. Leon has a fear of sharks. But Charlie manages to make him go into the water anyways. Leon kind of regrets it, but it wasn't because of the creatures. It was because of the waves making Charlie kiss his ex-boyfriend. Oneshot, fluff.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,344 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-7-09 - Published: 9-7-0921. Sound of the Shore reviewsAll I wanted to do was listen to the sound of the shore. They told me I couldn't because I was deaf. They told me I couldn't hear anything. But one girl made it possible for me. /Hinted romance, oneshot, het, fluffy.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-7-09 - Published: 9-7-0922. The Sprite Knight reviewsCrystal's so tired of people making fun of her for being such a small sprite. So she uses her magic and turns herself into a knight, and enters a duel. But not all knights are who they seem they are... 2008 summerComplete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-23-09 - Published: 8-23-0923. Switch » reviewsGwen has always been an average girl. But after many pulled strings, she enters her new school as a boy! She finds the certain difficulties as being a girl disguised as a guy, though life is pretty good. She's just in love with her best friend! Completed.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,791 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 8-23-09 - Published: 3-11-0824. Prettier Than A Palace, Beautiful Like A Brit reviewsSLASH. Buckingham Palace is one of the most beautiful places in the world. However, Randy seems to have found something much prettier than j in London. In fact, he's found the queen. /free of English slang because I'm lazy like that. oneshot, fluffComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,970 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-22-09 - Published: 8-22-0925. Getting Beef reviewsSLASH, oneshot, fluff. :D Ryan tells Mark he's gay, Mark goes out and tell the entire world. Now Ryan's stuck at home, and because of his best friend's big mouth, he's getting beef for it. No, literally. He's getting beef. Rating should be higher but wtvrComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-20-09 - Published: 8-20-0926. Earl Can't Get A Girl reviewsEarl can't get a girl!" You see that kid over there, who’s getting laughed and pointed at? That’s me. Oh, and the song they’re singing? Don’t mind that. True, I haven't kissed or asked out a girl. But I'm sure I'm not the only one... Het, oneshot, fluff.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-15-09 - Published: 8-15-0927. Cliches Of Gays reviewsCooking. Sex. Cross-dressing. Gay bars. All in the life of a gay boy. Well, at least, a gay boy that Trevor wants to be. Jesse thinks otherwise. Fluff, slash, oneshot. I really don't know what I did with this one XDComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-15-09 - Published: 8-15-0928. Coming Out In Style » reviewsI never thought that my best friend was bisexual. Then again, I never thought that he would love me. But that, I knew, he never would. Which was why we couldn't even be friends anymore. Because it'd hurt me too much. /Badly written angst, 3 part slashComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,370 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-13-09 - Published: 8-12-0929. Fold Your Hands Child reviewsSo fold your hands child...and walk straight now...you can take your best shot, they can never find our secret hiding shot...where we play all day, we'll go on and on anyway... /I'm bad at serious and angsty fics. Fluff, oneshot, slash.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-12-09 - Published: 8-12-0930. Eye Candy reviewsCal spots a cute boy in a restaurant, and stares...and stares...and stares...and stares... Fluff, slash oneshot :D Rated for languageComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-12-09 - Published: 8-12-0931. Bad Habits reviewsONESHOT Dean wants Sammy to stop biting his nails. Sammy just wants to know if Dean is gay. Oh well. What are they supposed to do, handcuffed together? Slash/mxm :D Original fiction spinoff of my Death Note fanfictionComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-6-09 - Published: 8-6-0932. Adventures At The Skating Rink reviewsSLASH A stupid little date to the rollerskating rink. Darien likes it. And Noah knows it. Cutesy fluff, harmless, light, random, et cetera. Completely plotless, heartwarming :D Rated for mild language.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-30-09 - Published: 7-30-0933. You Can Look Like My Girlfriend reviews...But You Can't Kiss Me. Oliver mistakes Caitlin for his girlfriend and kisses her, before noticing that she's not his girlfriend. A short friendship forms, until realizing that there's something else between them. Het, fluff, oneshot :DComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-29-09 - Published: 7-29-0934. Writer's Block » reviewsCHAPTER NINE: PLEASE READ! IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE! A collection of short drabbles I write when I'm on Writer's Block. They are very stupid and pointless.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-29-09 - Published: 12-21-0835. Bottom Discrepancy reviewsYou always here about the guys arguing about who's on the top, but how about on the BOTTOM? There's a first for everything, though. Jerry wants to be on the bottom, but so does Travis. However, there is one solution... fluff/slash/oneshot/fun :D T for lanComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-28-09 - Published: 7-28-0936. Jack Barakat Is Not As Cute As You reviewsJeremiah loves All Time Low. Maxwell's an all-devoted boyfriend. And it's Jeremiah's birthday. So what do you think that Max decides to do? Fluff, short oneshot, boylove/yaoi/slash...as usual :3 Rated for language ;Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-22-09 - Published: 7-22-0937. STFUWTFGTGOMFG2Q2BSTR8 reviewsBasically how a STFU moment turned into a WTF moment to a GTG moment to an OMFG moment to a 2Q2BSTR8 moment. Yup. Boylove/slash/yaoi, fluffy oneshot. :D Rated for my AN's language XDComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-21-09 - Published: 7-21-0938. Balloons, Roses, And A VERY Romantic First Kiss reviewsAfter being separated for THREE WHOLE MONTHS—Sam decides to greet Esther at the airport in her return from Taiwan. Summer can change one person a lot, you know. Het, oneshot, and extremely fluffy. Co-written Caseus/Sorrow’s Smile. For our friend :DComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-20-09 - Published: 6-20-0939. Green Eye For The New Guy reviewsEver since Jeremiah has set foot in Max’s English class, he’s been following Max everywhere. But as Jeremiah is making new friends, Max swears he’s not jealous. Seriously. Slash, fluff, oneshotyay. :DComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,710 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-12-09 - Published: 6-12-0940. A Can of Soda reviews“Our love is like a can of soda.” Andrea and Victor may not be the perfect couple, but they are in the perfect kind of love. Het, fluff, oneshot. Rated for rude humor and languageComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-9-09 - Published: 6-9-0941. Click reviewsIt was like that satisfying click when the two pieces of a puzzle perfectly align, or when the bands of a roller skate hold both sides of a shoe together. Fluff, het, oneshot.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-9-09 - Published: 6-9-0942. Lavender Blossoms reviewsHearts can be broken once, and only by one person. Only by your soulmate. Hearts can be mended more than once, however. And only by the one you love the most. Het, fluff, romance, oneshot. Nothing promising.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-16-09 - Published: 5-16-0943. Of FlipFlops and Bathrooms reviewsThe only thing worse than wanting to take a piss is accidentally slipping in the mud while feeling so. So Dylan and Caleb go on an adventure to find a bathroom, but the school isn’t open on the weekends… SLASH, fluff, drabble-y, oneshot.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-15-09 - Published: 5-15-0944. My Best Friend's Brother reviewsAlyssa couldn't help falling for her best friend's brother, even if he was two years older… Oneshot, harmless fluff, het, romance. Can someone say sugar?Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-11-09 - Published: 5-11-0945. When You Love Someone reviews“When you love someone, tell them, because hearts are often broken with words left unspoken.” Or sometimes they’re just confused. Love, fluff, het, oneshot.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-10-09 - Published: 5-10-0946. Indecisiveness Runs In The Family reviewsIt’s Noah’s first time going to Darien’s house, except he has no idea what to do. It’s hard for him to suggest activities for them both, and Darien’s tired of his indecisiveness. So he decides to take matters into his own hands. SLASH, fluff, oneshot.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-10-09 - Published: 5-10-0947. Always Unrequited reviewsWhen two people are together, everyone is happy, right? Wrong. Unrequited love is the worst, at least, according to Roxanne. Fluff, het, romance, oneshot.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-8-09 - Published: 5-8-0948. That's Our Baby reviewsKen usually doesn’t have a lab partner for Biology. However, Adrian, the school slash-yaoi fanboy, comes and asks him to be partners for their genotype/phenotype lab. SLASH IF YOU SQUINT. Oneshot.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-7-09 - Published: 5-7-0949. Like Vines reviewsMarci doesn’t exactly like it when random strangers steal her notebook in the middle of her dance class and start reading her stories. But sometimes those strangers can be awfully charming. Love, fluff, oneshot.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-6-09 - Published: 5-6-0950. Jump, Don't Swim reviewsThe only way to repair a difficult relationship is with gifts, right? It’s going to be kind of hard for Skylar to repair his, since his gift is at the bottom of a frozen pond. SLASH, FLUFF, love, oneshot.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-5-09 - Published: 5-5-0951. He Looks Like A Girl reviewsSlash :D "Dude, that chick is so pretty. I wouldn't mind making out with her." "Dude, that chick is a dude." "...oh." Fluff, crack, slash, oneshot. Rated for language. Might change it to a story? IdkComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-19-09 - Published: 4-19-0952. More Than What Meets The Video Camera reviewsA boy and his camera. A girl and her sketchbook. A stalker in a tree. Someone pretty in a park. Het, romance, fluffshot. Rated for mild language. Enjoy :Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,801 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-2-09 - Published: 4-2-0953. A Couple of Witty Banter reviewsJust two guys arguing in Sherwood forest... Silly little crack slash :. Written with ObsessedaboutEverything. Probably should go on Fanfiction…Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-15-09 - Published: 3-15-0954. The Window Bed reviewsJerry and Travis absolutely hate each other, more than Travis hates camping. But when they both want the window bed… Slash/Lime :Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-14-09 - Published: 3-14-0955. How To Say GoodBye reviewsWhen Danny and Spence were little kids, they didn’t know how to say good-bye. No, really, they didn’t. Hinted slash; fluff. :Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-14-09 - Published: 3-14-0956. All About Slash reviewsKen just wants to know what the heck it’s like to read what Adrian reads. Except, Adrian happens to read about guys making out. Slash if you SQUINT.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-3-09 - Published: 3-3-0957. Objects In The Mirror reviewsA curious girl observes a boy in her hand mirror… Fluff, oneshot. Happy Valentine's Day :DComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-18-09 - Published: 2-18-0958. I Can Do Anything Better Than You reviewsBraden has always done everything better than Ellen. So when he tries to apologize to her, she just tells him to go screw himself. Unfortunately, she seems to take one apology a different way. Oneshot, overly fluffy.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-15-09 - Published: 2-15-0959. Fairy Princesses reviewsHe’s in a fairy princess outfit when his twin’s best friend walks in. So what do they do? Pwp/yaoi/slash. :Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-15-09 - Published: 2-15-0960. Not A Love Story reviewsTristan’s so hopelessly in love with Katrina, who’s the only girl in school who hates him. He decides to confess… Oneshot, fluff, not much of a V-Day fic...Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-15-09 - Published: 2-15-0961. Sorry reviews“He wakes up. He gets out of bed. He accidentally kicks his laundry basket. ‘Sorry,’ he says.”Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-6-09 - Published: 2-6-0962. Oh reviewsHe could only say one word: “Oh.” A/N: I tried out a different way of writing...epic fail . Oneshot slight fluff.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-2-09 - Published: 2-2-0963. A Little Secret reviewsErin bugs and bugs and bugs Connor, but he still won't tell her who he likes! Oneshot, based off of a little dream I had about my friend back in eighth grade when I had still liked him . Fluff. :3Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-1-09 - Published: 2-1-0964. HalloweenOPhobia reviewsBebe has an irrational fear of Halloween, and is forced to stay alone during the holiday. Her girlfriend Dys loves Halloween. Take it as romance or friendship whichever to your preference . Fluff. Oneshot.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-21-09 - Published: 1-21-0965. Dabin vs Rovey reviewsRobin Hood and his best friend Davey go out and take a poll to see who would top in their completely HYPOTHETICAL relationship. For ObsessedaboutEverything, aka Esther. Slash. Oneshot.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-21-09 - Published: 1-21-0966. What What in the What? reviewsAlana tries to explain to Janie how butt sex works. And then they move onto lesbian sex… First attempt at femmeslash/ FxF! Do not flame, please! Rated for strong sensuality/language.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-14-09 - Published: 1-14-0967. Insisiting The Truth reviewsJust because he's gay does NOT mean he has a crush on me. Spence tries to convince himself Danny doesn’t like him, when he realizes that he’s the one who liked Danny in the first place. M/M ONESHOT. Rated for language.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-12-09 - Published: 1-12-0968. Drunk Men On Saturday Night reviewsCrackiness…two boys are trying to doing their homework when one of their dads comes home completely hammered. RANDOMNESS ONESHOT MY FRIEND AND I WERE BORED.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-9-09 - Published: 1-9-0969. Reaction reviewsGAH! I can't take it anymore! We're in the middle of playing Dead or Alive on his XBox 360, our thighs our touching, my heart is beating out against my chest, and I can't stand it! It's time I've told him I love him. Oneshot, fluffehness.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-2-09 - Published: 1-2-0970. Chasing Cars reviewsIf I lay here...if I just lay here...would you lie with me and just forget the world?Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-1-09 - Published: 1-1-0971. The Story Where They Kiss At A Party reviews...And They’re NOT Drunk…Or Gay. The idea was to kiss someone at random on the New Years’. How the heck was she supposed to know that he was going to kiss her, after they’ve been friends for so long? Oneshot RPF FIRST STORY OF 2009!Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-1-09 - Published: 1-1-0972. Christmas Surprise » reviewsSammy's giant crush on Alan can't hold it any longer. So, on Christmas, she decides to give him a little Christmas surprise! Oneshot. 2008Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-1-09 - Published: 4-12-0873. Kissing Is Part of Tradition reviewsHe loves me, he loves me not. Why can't I tell him that I love him? Oh yeah, because he's my best friend and I've been avoiding him for two months. So why am I standing on his front porch in the middle of winter break? Yaoi oneshot. 2008Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-31-08 - Published: 12-31-0874. One Drink reviewsAll it took was once drink. WARNING: Rated for: SLASH SEX SCENE, UNDERAGE DRINKING, LANGUAGE. PWP SMUT DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT LIKE. ONESHOT. 2008Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-21-08 - Published: 12-21-0875. StepFriends » reviewsAfter pre-teen drama, Russell Storm and Karen Singer haven't spoken for nearly two years. The last thing they expected was for their parents to marry! The only thing left to do is break them up, but how easy will that be? COMPLETED! 2008 NaNoWriMoComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 82,021 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 12-21-08 - Published: 11-2-0876. Just A Ham Sandwich reviewsGeorge just wanted a ham sandwich for Christmas. But after one dead baby, hilarity and randomness ensue. Drabble, Christmas parody. See how much satire you can find. 2008Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-21-08 - Published: 12-21-0877. Love, Anonymous reviewsViolet, a completely not caring about love kind of girl, receives a rose and a love letter for Christmas. Problem is, feelings don't seem to spur up in her heart. Oneshot. 2008Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-11-08 - Published: 12-11-0878. Denial reviewsManipulating more people at my church. Randy and Patrick won’t admit their love for each other. SLASH FLUFF ONESHOT. 2008Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-25-08 - Published: 11-25-0879. Eavesdropping On The Boys reviewsUm…I was at my church and eavesdropping on these dudes I disliked, so I wrote down the event and manipulated their characters so that they were gay. SLASH. FLUFF ONESHOT. Drabble...the end not true... 2008Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-25-08 - Published: 11-25-0880. The Little Girl Who Cried Roast Beef reviewsThere once was a little girl who cried roast beef. The end. 2006Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-18-08 - Published: 11-18-0881. There's A Mango In My Belly Button reviewsAn endless crack!fic full of random topics that would be the last thing to find a seventeen year old discuss. The story may torture you out of curiosity, though. By that, I mean if you believe that curiosity killed the cat, then DON'T READ! 2008randomnessComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-5-08 - Published: 11-5-0882. Revenge reviewsGirl meets guy. Girl likes guy. Girl stalks guy. Guy teases girl. Girl's heart is broken. Girl gets revenge. 2008 For Heart of the Tide aka YingYingComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-17-08 - Published: 9-23-0883. Trevor's Story » reviewsHe had a reason to break up with her. It's just that she didn't like it. But he couldn't hide his feelings. Rated for language. Oneshot. WARNING/SPOILER: Slash. Two versions. 2008Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-11-08 - Published: 9-14-0884. Under The Mistletoe reviewsShe's at the dance, he's at the dance, she's trying to avoid him because he knows she likes him! But now they're stuck together...in front of everyone in their grade...under the mistletoe! Oneshot. 2008Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-12-08 - Published: 8-12-0885. Kiss the Girl reviewsYou know that quote called "love at first sight"? Maybe, just maybe, it's true. 'It don't take a word, not a single word, go on and kiss the girl.' Cute fluffeh oneshot. Rated for underage drinking. 2008Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-12-08 - Published: 5-12-0886. A Leprechaun's Lost Luck reviewsEmma and Robert, nemises of the wood coven, go on an adventure down to rescue Emma's clover back! Or else she'll be the unluckiest leprechaun in the forest! 2006Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-12-08 - Published: 5-12-0887. Taking Chances reviewsShe likes him, but they haven't spoken for so long...now she's back with taking chances, but only as friends. JUST FRIENDS. Oneshot, 2008, a...daydream of mine, somewhat based off my life but did not happen.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-11-08 - Published: 5-11-0888. Something Totally New reviewsFreddie and Cameron have been friends since the sandbox. But when Freddie decides to spill his feelings for her, he messes up...big time! What will become of their friendship? Short oneshot, twelve year old kids. xD 2008Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-24-08 - Published: 2-24-08