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Author has written 99 stories for Romance, Humor, General, and Young Adult. Don't get scared by that massive number over there. I write oneshots like bunnies make babies. Shameless Promotion: Kullasmere Ice, big.break.and.laryngitis (VOTE AT SKOW), Subconscious-Flirt, Miss Mysty (VOTE AT SKOW), Nezrin, Spotluver26, Arkidian Toad, Ryette (VOTE AT SKOW), CaseyBear, le' parasol, Steela, gaia-x-goddess, Esquirella, Nezrin, catgirrl246, onlyhalfemo, Dwarfmaker, BeautyInSilence, Sorrow's Smile, invisogirl This profile is spastic. Also, all the slash-awards sites are currently hiatused or something. So. I'm weird. Or something. I tend to be really hyper and talkative and open online. But I'm bipolar in real life. It's a strange thing. But so am I. And I am Alice. Who is Caseus. Whatever you want to call me ( I'm also Ricetard. And Icee ) And I probably can't sum myself up in a few words, since I usually tend to ramble about myself here--which, as good as that is for my self-esteem--isn't healthy. There's a lot of important things about me. Or so I like to think. So. I am Asian. Not just Asian, but Asian ( and yes, that says a lot about me >.>;; ). I am female. I am in high school. I am straight ( ...contrary to popular belief... ). I am bad at school ( which, in contradiction to my whole Asianness, means I am incredibly odd ). But I am relatively intelligent. I like to sing and whistle to myself, despite how bad I can be. I write at night, in notebooks, during classes, on my iPod, in church, at beaches and even on benches in supermarkets near strange old men. I make my own website and probably have an account on every site known to man. I like to harass and stalk people online and make them feel loved. I update this when I procrastinate. I am a stalker. I am a rabid fangirl. I obsess over music easily. I hang out with theatre and choir geeks. My life is quite homosexual, and I enjoy it immensely. You just lost the game. Still wondering who the hell Allllice-to-my-BBBella is... Some Things I Like: Super Junior, Fueled By Ramen, Avatar: The Last Airbender, bandslash, Death Note, Harry Potter, Asian food, Facebook, yaoi/slash/boy love, piano, singing, computers, my hair, YouTube, bread, stuffed animals, typing, nicknames, strangers, crack pairings, crackers, inappropriate jokes, church, getting along with my mother, trenchcoats, new people, Brits, fangirling, synonyms, winter holidays, coffee, my brother, notebooks, online friends, pretty boys, tween cartoons, hats, mechanical pencils, lulz, Gravitation, various spouses, Korean music, fruits, ricetards and talking about myself. HORIZONTAL LINE BREAK. 50 slash oneshots because mostly write slash nowadays. It's a bit sad, if you ask me. I didn't start until late 2008. Switch - this is my baby. And it's a sucky baby. But I wrote it in 2007-2008 before my writing skills were fully honed (whut) and I was still a homophobe (WHUT). It actually took me about a year to finish (ninth grade winter) because I had lost my Switch notebook, where it was completed in my writing but I couldn't bear to type it without basing it off of the original written version. And then I found it, and then changed it completely. The plot is nice, though. And I suppose it's rather enjoyable. And it came to me in a dream. Basically, Gwen is a hoe, moves and dresses up as a dude, changes back to a girl and then is pretty kickass. And then some random shit that I've decided to add. Stepfriends - this is my second baby. 2008 NaNoWriMo; the version here is terrible. But the plot line is evident, as always, and I suppose it's mildly enjoyable XD It's also extremely cracky though...and it's sort of based off of a daydream IRL a few years back before I wrote it. Er. So yeah. Basically, Russell and Karen aren't friends because they're awkward. Then their parents get engaged. And they don't want to be related. So they screw shit up. Epilogue and letter are stupid, but whatever :P Coming Out In Style - this is what we call my attempt to write angst. I can't write gaiboi drama, really. Three-part slash fic (originally was going to be a oneshot until I realized how long it was o.o), but it's a little bit iffy. Like, the plot is evident, but there's a LOT of time skips, which bugs me. So I'm probably gonna change it into a longer fic eventually. And change some stuff around. But basically, Chris and Peter are BGGs. And then Peter comes out to Chris. But Chris doesn't tell Peter he's gay. AWKWARD. Kind Of Like Chuck Norris, Only Cuter - I update this when I get bored. And when I get stupid, small, fluffy, drabble-y ideas. Uh. Yeah. Ivory Green - December 2009, 31(underscore)days. It's a LiveJournal community. Anyways. Kyle and Stan. Derived from South Park (...obviously...). The names, I mean XD And they just go through drama during December. But it's not like, drama drama. It's just about themselves and who they are and what they are together and the meaning of their life and romantic fluff and shit. Well, actually, that's just because I've been following the prompts for 31 days XD Outside The Closet - this was actually supposed to be my Creative Writing story. But my teacher's like, dude, it's too long, when I was only on the third chapter. It's supposed to be six chapters, though. And it's pretty short-ish. Also, the Stan and Kyle in it are different from the ones from Ivory Green. And I was trying to write in a manner that's satisfactory to my teacher (-.-) so if it sounds too...formal, then I apologize for my weird style xD And Writer's Block of course. And if you want to stalk me, since people have tended to do that recently. And I thought that I was a stalker. LiveJournal, DreamWidth, Twitter, FF.net, and as for Facebook, just tell me your name or something because only I can add people xD I LIKE MAKING FRIENDS. 나 다시 태어난 대도 오직 너 뿐이라고 | |||||||||||||
1. Dismantle Me reviewsHis eyes are dark with lust, fixated on you, and you allow yourself to be controlled, to be manipulated. Oneshot, slash. And incest o.o Rated M for a reason XDDComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-9-10 - Published: 2-9-102. From His Window reviewsNico wasn’t a creeper. But he could see everything from his apartment window. Well, everything that happened in the park, at least. Oneshot. Hinted romance. Slash.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-8-10 - Published: 2-8-103. The Epic New Year's JourneyEli and Alvin go on a five-hour road trip to get the New Year's gift Eli ordered for his boyfriend weeks ago. And maybe they discover a little more about their relationship. Oneshot. Slash. Sequel to Chrismahanuwhatever, can be read separately.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,252 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-6-10 - Published: 2-6-104. Kind Of Like Chuck Norris, Only Cuter » reviewsTake one alternative pop geek, an Asian music nerd, and their lives together, and what do you get? Not normalness, that's for sure. Epic slash.Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-1-10 - Published: 9-14-095. Convenience reviewsIs that all what our relationship is about? Convenience? Oneshot. Het. I know. I'm pretty weird.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-30-10 - Published: 1-30-106. Vincetastic The Spice Bomb & immatureinabottle reviewsslash oneshot In which Seth bothers Vincent about masturbation, and Vincent spies on Seth from his bathroom window. All discussed through online chat. / SO MUCH CRACK. SO MUCH GAY. chatfic. Rated for stuff :PComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,565 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-30-10 - Published: 1-30-107. How To Get Distrahey look, a cute guy! reviewsIt's hard to study for midterms when all you can think about is the cute new guy in your study hall. Slash. Oneshot. CRACKY. Idiotic. And just pretty much overall stupid. BUT FLUFFY XD Rated for language xDComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-23-10 - Published: 1-23-108. Secret Santa reviewsDrew doesn't like Secret Santa's, but just for Terrence, he's willing to do it. And when he does it, Drew's determined to in the best way a best friend-who-has-a-crush-on-his-best friend could be a Secret Santa. Even if he doesn't want to. Slash oneshotComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,420 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-21-10 - Published: 1-6-109. Outside The Closet » reviewsKyle and Stan are done with all their romance drama, and now they're pretty stable together. But when Kyle runs into his ex-girlfriend, he can't seem to tell her he's gay. And Stan doesn't seem to know she exists--well that's what Kyle wants anyways. SlasRomance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,891 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-4-10 - Published: 1-4-1010. Receive What You Give reviewsSLASH ONESHOT. In the end, he realized that the one thing that he was thankful for was Brendon, even if he hated the rest of the world. But maybe Brendon could help him see the world a little better, giving thanks one step at a time. Fluffy Thanksgiving.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-3-10 - Published: 11-26-0911. Green Striped Sweater reviewsBrant refuses to wear his green striped sweater for Christmas, no matter how much his girlfriend Emily pleads. How far will she go to get him to put the damn thing on? Het, oneshot, scary het lime. Nothing promising.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,434 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-1-10 - Published: 1-1-1012. My Wish reviewsSanta Claus doesn't exist. Anthony's figured out that much. Because for the past years he can remember being alive, he's only wanted one thing. And he's never gotten him. Cameron Long. Slash-tastic oneshot. For Michelle, my wife. Rated for language.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-1-10 - Published: 1-1-1013. Ivory Green » reviewsCOMPLETED. Thirty-one drabbles of Kyle and Stan, each day of December. Anything can happen when you least expect it, but all they really need to know is that they need each other. And that's all there really is to life. Slash.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 21,448 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 1-1-10 - Published: 12-1-0914. For You reviewsConsidering Cade KNOWS that Marcel has a crush on him, he decides to ask him out. Considering Marcel KNOWS that Cade is a slut and can't hold a relationship, he refuses. Not even if Cade gives him the best Christmas present ever. Oneshot slash. For Chris.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-30-09 - Published: 12-30-0915. Tinsel reviewsElves are supposed to work, and not supposed to care about loving until they're at an appropriate age. But Tinsel has a little crush on his best friend, Mistle. What's an elf supposed to do? Slash, oneshot. Amazingly adorable. And for my little brother.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-18-09 - Published: 12-18-0916. Hung Where You Can See reviewsSo. Cooper is stuck in an elevator. On Christmas Eve. In a mental hospital. With Trey. Whom he has a mad, mad crush on. And that's kind of weird. But maybe that's how it should be. Slash. Oneshot. Fluff. Yay. :D Dependent clauses ftw. T for language. :PComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-14-09 - Published: 12-14-0917. Happy Christmahanukwanzaakah reviewsSLASH. ONESHOT. So Alvin doesn't know if Elijah celebrates Christmas, Kwanzaa, or Hanukkah. That's no big deal. He's just going to try with each holiday and see which one is the right one. Too bad Eli doesn't celebrate any of them. For Subconscious-Flirt.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-13-09 - Published: 12-13-0918. As Normal As It Gets reviewsCal and Sebastian aren't together. Well...they are. But not officially. Cal would like them to be together, though. I mean, they've basically been going on a date every Friday anyways. Slash oneshot yay. For my school's literary magazine. G-Rated :PComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-30-09 - Published: 11-30-0919. StepFriends » reviewsAfter pre-teen drama, Russell Storm and Karen Singer haven't spoken for nearly two years. The last thing they expected was for their parents to marry! The only thing left to do is break them up, but how easy will that be? COMPLETED! 2008 NaNoWriMoComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,892 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 11-23-09 - Published: 11-2-0820. Eavesdropped reviewsDialogue can explain a lot between two people. ONESHOT. Take it as SLASH or HET if you want. For a future Creative Writing assignment!Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-8-09 - Published: 11-8-0921. Look At Who Fails At Matchmaking reviewsONESHOT SLASH. In order to get his rightful fag hag, who is hopelessly in love, Neal and his best friend Ty set her up on a blind date with the guy of her dreams. Then they hide behind a plant in a fake Chinese restaurant. Oh, we'll see how THAT turns ouComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,385 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-8-09 - Published: 11-8-0922. Don't Hate, Appreciate reviewsThere's nothing better than being trapped in a closet with the one boy you've been avoiding. The one boy whom you hate. And the one boy who...'s been in love with you all along? ONESHOT...heterosexual. Failish. XD Rated for language.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-30-09 - Published: 10-30-0923. Breaking The Ice reviewsSLASHY-HINTED ONESHOT. He spots a boy, and wants nothing more than to meet him. He's just too damn intriguing. /For my friend's writing contest. Rated for language.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-30-09 - Published: 10-30-0924. Wet Hot reviewsI didn't have sand up my vagina, but I sure did have some up my ass. ONESHOT, YAOI, BOYPWP, SLASH LEMON AND OTHER STUFF I SHOULD PUT IN CAPS TO WARN YOU. MANSEX. YEAH. PORN.Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-26-09 - Published: 10-26-0925. I'm Not Your Boyfriend, Baby reviewsIMPLIED SLASH, Oneshot. Inspired by 3OH!3's song. /Kenny's not Adrian's friend, much less his boyfriend. So yeah, that's totally why he asked if he wanted to hang out Friday night, and why they're kayaking on a school night. Because that's what friends doComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-26-09 - Published: 10-26-0926. A Homecoming Tale reviewsONESHOT. Slash. Fluff. Yeah. / Parker is homecoming king and his queen is a KING? What is this? Oh, just Miles' friends playing matchmaker. With the fag of the school and the closeted new kid. And making them the sophomore homecoming king and KING.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,289 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-26-09 - Published: 10-26-0927. Let's Start A Revolution reviewsWalk away, find and seek. Run away until your heart can't breathe. We'll start our own, all alone. Leave the world until it's just you and me. ONESHOT. Fluff. Implied het.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-25-09 - Published: 10-25-0928. A Little Less Than Ideal reviewsONESHOT. He can’t like me. I already have a boyfriend. So I shouldn’t even be thinking of dating him. If he liked me, he wouldn’t drive me to homecoming to meet with my boyfriend. He was just being a good friend. Het, amazing fluff.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-16-09 - Published: 10-16-0929. That Kid With The Grey Eyes reviewsSLASH ONESHOT :D He turned to look at me. Oh em gee. His eyes are so pretty. I would totally go fanboy over them. 'No, no, shut up Reese! You have a boyfriend' Yes. I spell my "grey" with an "e" XD . Rated for language.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,151 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-16-09 - Published: 10-16-0930. A Boy Walks Into A Closet reviewsIn celebration of National Coming Out Day, Blaise as in, yes, from Harry Potter and his GSA set up a table for teens "coming out", selling rainbow bracelets in their high school. And then the homophobe comes along...SLASHY ONESHOT, epic fluff, fail stylComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-13-09 - Published: 10-13-0931. Cosplaying N00b reviewsSLASH. Step one to cosplaying: Look good, don't try. Step two: stay in character. Step three: when posing for a photoshoot and you're supposed to make out with someone you ACTUALLY DON'T MAKE OUT WITH THEM. Oneshot, fluff. Death Note, Light/LComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-29-09 - Published: 9-29-0932. If At First You Don't Succeed reviewsONESHOT Ever since Otto Matherson stepped foot into the school, Sydney discovered her life's purpose: to get him to fall in love with her. So she tries desperately just to get his attention until she finds out that he's already in love...with someone elseComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-10-09 - Published: 9-10-0933. Boys Have Cooties reviewsFEMMESLASH. Henrietta is tired of boys. Literally. Their male-ness is just too much for her. So then she tries going for girls. More specifically, her best friend. Oneshot, romance, fluff, fxf. Totally not what I like, but I tried xDComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-7-09 - Published: 9-7-0934. Crying Over Spilled Lemonade reviewsIf there was one thing Kristen hated more than thinking about her relationship issues, it was boys who tried to flirt with her and only reminding her of her relationship issues. So why was Trent one to be different? Oneshot, het, romance, fluff. :DComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-7-09 - Published: 9-7-0935. Hopping Waves reviewsSLASH. Leon has a fear of sharks. But Charlie manages to make him go into the water anyways. Leon kind of regrets it, but it wasn't because of the creatures. It was because of the waves making Charlie kiss his ex-boyfriend. Oneshot, fluff.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,344 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-7-09 - Published: 9-7-0936. Sound of the Shore reviewsAll I wanted to do was listen to the sound of the shore. They told me I couldn't because I was deaf. They told me I couldn't hear anything. But one girl made it possible for me. /Hinted romance, oneshot, het, fluffy.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-7-09 - Published: 9-7-0937. Switch » reviewsGwen has always been an average girl. But after many pulled strings, she enters her new school as a boy! She finds the certain difficulties as being a girl disguised as a guy, though life is pretty good. She's just in love with her best friend! Completed.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,791 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 8-23-09 - Published: 3-11-0838. Prettier Than A Palace, Beautiful Like A Brit reviewsSLASH. Buckingham Palace is one of the most beautiful places in the world. However, Randy seems to have found something much prettier than j in London. In fact, he's found the queen. /free of English slang because I'm lazy like that. oneshot, fluffComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,970 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-22-09 - Published: 8-22-0939. Getting Beef reviewsSLASH, oneshot, fluff. :D Ryan tells Mark he's gay, Mark goes out and tell the entire world. Now Ryan's stuck at home, and because of his best friend's big mouth, he's getting beef for it. No, literally. He's getting beef. Rating should be higher but wtvrComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-20-09 - Published: 8-20-0940. Earl Can't Get A Girl reviewsEarl can't get a girl!" You see that kid over there, who’s getting laughed and pointed at? That’s me. Oh, and the song they’re singing? Don’t mind that. True, I haven't kissed or asked out a girl. But I'm sure I'm not the only one... Het, oneshot, fluff.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-15-09 - Published: 8-15-0941. Cliches Of Gays reviewsCooking. Sex. Cross-dressing. Gay bars. All in the life of a gay boy. Well, at least, a gay boy that Trevor wants to be. Jesse thinks otherwise. Fluff, slash, oneshot. I really don't know what I did with this one XDComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-15-09 - Published: 8-15-0942. Coming Out In Style » reviewsI never thought that my best friend was bisexual. Then again, I never thought that he would love me. But that, I knew, he never would. Which was why we couldn't even be friends anymore. Because it'd hurt me too much. /Badly written angst, 3 part slashComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,370 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-13-09 - Published: 8-12-0943. Fold Your Hands Child reviewsSo fold your hands child...and walk straight now...you can take your best shot, they can never find our secret hiding shot...where we play all day, we'll go on and on anyway... /I'm bad at serious and angsty fics. Fluff, oneshot, slash.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-12-09 - Published: 8-12-0944. Eye Candy reviewsCal spots a cute boy in a restaurant, and stares...and stares...and stares...and stares... Fluff, slash oneshot :D Rated for languageComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-12-09 - Published: 8-12-0945. Bad Habits reviewsONESHOT Dean wants Sammy to stop biting his nails. Sammy just wants to know if Dean is gay. Oh well. What are they supposed to do, handcuffed together? Slash/mxm :D Original fiction spinoff of my Death Note fanfictionComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-6-09 - Published: 8-6-0946. Adventures At The Skating Rink reviewsSLASH A stupid little date to the rollerskating rink. Darien likes it. And Noah knows it. Cutesy fluff, harmless, light, random, et cetera. Completely plotless, heartwarming :D Rated for mild language.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-30-09 - Published: 7-30-0947. At Least reviewsOliver mistakes Caitlin for his girlfriend and kisses her, before noticing that she's not his girlfriend. A short friendship forms, until realizing that there's something else between them. Het, fluff, oneshot :DComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-29-09 - Published: 7-29-0948. Writer's Block » reviewsCHAPTER NINE: PLEASE READ! IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE! A collection of short drabbles I write when I'm on Writer's Block. They are very stupid and pointless.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-29-09 - Published: 12-21-0849. Bottom Discrepancy reviewsYou always here about the guys arguing about who's on the top, but how about on the BOTTOM? There's a first for everything, though. Jerry wants to be on the bottom, but so does Travis. However, there is one solution... fluff/slash/oneshot/fun :D T for lanComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-28-09 - Published: 7-28-0950. Jack Barakat Is Not As Cute As You reviewsJeremiah loves All Time Low. Maxwell's an all-devoted boyfriend. And it's Jeremiah's birthday. So what do you think that Max decides to do? Fluff, short oneshot, boylove/yaoi/slash...as usual :3 Rated for language ;Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-22-09 - Published: 7-22-0951. STFUWTFGTGOMFG2Q2BSTR8 reviewsBasically how a STFU moment turned into a WTF moment to a GTG moment to an OMFG moment to a 2Q2BSTR8 moment. Yup. Boylove/slash/yaoi, fluffy oneshot. :D Rated for my AN's language XDComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-21-09 - Published: 7-21-0952. Balloons, Roses, And A VERY Romantic First Kiss reviewsAfter being separated for THREE WHOLE MONTHS—Sam decides to greet Esther at the airport in her return from Taiwan. Summer can change one person a lot, you know. Het, oneshot, and extremely fluffy. Co-written Caseus/Sorrow’s Smile. For our friend :DComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-20-09 - Published: 6-20-0953. Green Eye For The New Guy reviewsEver since Jeremiah has set foot in Max’s English class, he’s been following Max everywhere. But as Jeremiah is making new friends, Max swears he’s not jealous. Seriously. Slash, fluff, oneshotyay. :DComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,710 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-12-09 - Published: 6-12-0954. A Can of Soda reviews“Our love is like a can of soda.” Andrea and Victor may not be the perfect couple, but they are in the perfect kind of love. Het, fluff, oneshot. Rated for rude humor and languageComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-9-09 - Published: 6-9-0955. Click reviewsIt was like that satisfying click when the two pieces of a puzzle perfectly align, or when the bands of a roller skate hold both sides of a shoe together. Fluff, het, oneshot.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-9-09 - Published: 6-9-0956. Lavender Blossoms reviewsHearts can be broken once, and only by one person. Only by your soulmate. Hearts can be mended more than once, however. And only by the one you love the most. Het, fluff, romance, oneshot. Nothing promising.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-16-09 - Published: 5-16-0957. Of FlipFlops and Bathrooms reviewsThe only thing worse than wanting to take a piss is accidentally slipping in the mud while feeling so. So Dylan and Caleb go on an adventure to find a bathroom, but the school isn’t open on the weekends… SLASH, fluff, drabble-y, oneshot.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-15-09 - Published: 5-15-0958. My Best Friend's Brother reviewsAlyssa couldn't help falling for her best friend's brother, even if he was two years older… Oneshot, harmless fluff, het, romance. Can someone say sugar?Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-11-09 - Published: 5-11-0959. When You Love Someone reviews“When you love someone, tell them, because hearts are often broken with words left unspoken.” Or sometimes they’re just confused. Love, fluff, het, oneshot.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-10-09 - Published: 5-10-0960. Indecisiveness Runs In The Family reviewsIt’s Noah’s first time going to Darien’s house, except he has no idea what to do. It’s hard for him to suggest activities for them both, and Darien’s tired of his indecisiveness. So he decides to take matters into his own hands. SLASH, fluff, oneshot.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-10-09 - Published: 5-10-0961. Always Unrequited reviewsWhen two people are together, everyone is happy, right? Wrong. Unrequited love is the worst, at least, according to Roxanne. Fluff, het, romance, oneshot.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-8-09 - Published: 5-8-0962. That's Our Baby reviewsKen usually doesn’t have a lab partner for Biology. However, Adrian, the school slash-yaoi fanboy, comes and asks him to be partners for their genotype/phenotype lab. SLASH IF YOU SQUINT. Oneshot.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-7-09 - Published: 5-7-0963. Like Vines reviewsMarci doesn’t exactly like it when random strangers steal her notebook in the middle of her dance class and start reading her stories. But sometimes those strangers can be awfully charming. Love, fluff, oneshot.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-6-09 - Published: 5-6-0964. Jump, Don't Swim reviewsThe only way to repair a difficult relationship is with gifts, right? It’s going to be kind of hard for Skylar to repair his, since his gift is at the bottom of a frozen pond. SLASH, FLUFF, love, oneshot.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-5-09 - Published: 5-5-0965. He Looks Like A Girl reviewsSlash :D "Dude, that chick is so pretty. I wouldn't mind making out with her." "Dude, that chick is a dude." "...oh." Fluff, crack, slash, oneshot. Rated for language. Might change it to a story? IdkComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-19-09 - Published: 4-19-0966. More Than What Meets The Video Camera reviewsA boy and his camera. A girl and her sketchbook. A stalker in a tree. Someone pretty in a park. Het, romance, fluffshot. Rated for mild language. Enjoy :Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,801 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-2-09 - Published: 4-2-0967. A Couple of Witty Banter reviewsJust two guys arguing in Sherwood forest... Silly little crack slash :. Written with ObsessedaboutEverything. Probably should go on Fanfiction…Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-15-09 - Published: 3-15-0968. The Window Bed reviewsJerry and Travis absolutely hate each other, more than Travis hates camping. But when they both want the window bed… Slash/Lime :Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-14-09 - Published: 3-14-0969. How To Say GoodBye reviewsWhen Danny and Spence were little kids, they didn’t know how to say good-bye. No, really, they didn’t. Hinted slash; fluff. :Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-14-09 - Published: 3-14-0970. All About Slash reviewsKen just wants to know what the heck it’s like to read what Adrian reads. Except, Adrian happens to read about guys making out. Slash if you SQUINT.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-3-09 - Published: 3-3-0971. Objects In The Mirror reviewsA curious girl observes a boy in her hand mirror… Fluff, oneshot. Happy Valentine's Day :DComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-18-09 - Published: 2-18-0972. I Can Do Anything Better Than You reviewsBraden has always done everything better than Ellen. So when he tries to apologize to her, she just tells him to go screw himself. Unfortunately, she seems to take one apology a different way. Oneshot, overly fluffy.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-15-09 - Published: 2-15-0973. Fairy Princesses reviewsHe’s in a fairy princess outfit when his twin’s best friend walks in. So what do they do? Pwp/yaoi/slash. :Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-15-09 - Published: 2-15-0974. Not A Love Story reviewsTristan’s so hopelessly in love with Katrina, who’s the only girl in school who hates him. He decides to confess… Oneshot, fluff, not much of a V-Day fic...Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-15-09 - Published: 2-15-0975. Sorry reviews“He wakes up. He gets out of bed. He accidentally kicks his laundry basket. ‘Sorry,’ he says.”Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-6-09 - Published: 2-6-0976. Oh reviewsHe could only say one word: “Oh.” A/N: I tried out a different way of writing...epic fail . Oneshot slight fluff.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-2-09 - Published: 2-2-0977. A Little Secret reviewsErin bugs and bugs and bugs Connor, but he still won't tell her who he likes! Oneshot, based off of a little dream I had about my friend back in eighth grade when I had still liked him . Fluff. :3Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-1-09 - Published: 2-1-0978. HalloweenOPhobia reviewsBebe has an irrational fear of Halloween, and is forced to stay alone during the holiday. Her girlfriend Dys loves Halloween. Take it as romance or friendship whichever to your preference . Fluff. Oneshot.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-21-09 - Published: 1-21-0979. Dabin vs Rovey reviewsRobin Hood and his best friend Davey go out and take a poll to see who would top in their completely HYPOTHETICAL relationship. For ObsessedaboutEverything, aka Esther. Slash. Oneshot.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-21-09 - Published: 1-21-0980. What What in the What? reviewsAlana tries to explain to Janie how butt sex works. And then they move onto lesbian sex… First attempt at femmeslash/ FxF! Do not flame, please! Rated for strong sensuality/language.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-14-09 - Published: 1-14-0981. Insisting The Truth reviewsJust because he's gay does NOT mean he has a crush on me. Spence tries to convince himself Danny doesn’t like him, when he realizes that he’s the one who liked Danny in the first place. M/M -aka slash- ONESHOT. Rated for language.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-12-09 - Published: 1-12-0982. Reaction reviewsGAH! I can't take it anymore! We're in the middle of playing Dead or Alive on his XBox 360, our thighs our touching, my heart is beating out against my chest, and I can't stand it! It's time I've told him I love him. Oneshot, fluffehness.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-2-09 - Published: 1-2-0983. Chasing Cars reviewsIf I lay here...if I just lay here...would you lie with me and just forget the world?Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-1-09 - Published: 1-1-0984. The Story Where They Kiss At A Party reviews...And They’re NOT Drunk…Or Gay. The idea was to kiss someone at random on the New Years’. How the heck was she supposed to know that he was going to kiss her, after they’ve been friends for so long? Oneshot RPF FIRST STORY OF 2009!Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-1-09 - Published: 1-1-0985. Christmas Surprise » reviewsSammy's giant crush on Alan can't hold it any longer. So, on Christmas, she decides to give him a little Christmas surprise! Oneshot. 2008Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-1-09 - Published: 4-12-0886. Kissing Is Part of Tradition reviewsHe loves me, he loves me not. Why can't I tell him that I love him? Oh yeah, because he's my best friend and I've been avoiding him for two months. So why am I standing on his front porch in the middle of winter break? Yaoi oneshot. 2008Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-31-08 - Published: 12-31-0887. One Drink reviewsAll it took was once drink. WARNING: Rated for: SLASH SEX SCENE, UNDERAGE DRINKING, LANGUAGE. PWP SMUT DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT LIKE. ONESHOT. 2008Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-21-08 - Published: 12-21-0888. Just A Ham Sandwich reviewsGeorge just wanted a ham sandwich for Christmas. But after one dead baby, hilarity and randomness ensue. Drabble, Christmas parody. See how much satire you can find. 2008Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-21-08 - Published: 12-21-0889. Love, Anonymous reviewsViolet, a completely not caring about love kind of girl, receives a rose and a love letter for Christmas. Problem is, feelings don't seem to spur up in her heart. Oneshot. 2008Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-11-08 - Published: 12-11-0890. Denial reviewsManipulating more people at my church. Randy and Patrick won’t admit their love for each other. SLASH FLUFF ONESHOT. 2008Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-25-08 - Published: 11-25-0891. Eavesdropping On The Boys reviewsUm…I was at my church and eavesdropping on these dudes I disliked, so I wrote down the event and manipulated their characters so that they were gay. SLASH. FLUFF ONESHOT. Drabble...the end not true... 2008Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-25-08 - Published: 11-25-0892. The Little Girl Who Cried Roast Beef reviewsThere once was a little girl who cried roast beef. The end. 2006Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-18-08 - Published: 11-18-0893. There's A Mango In My Belly Button reviewsAn endless crack!fic full of random topics that would be the last thing to find a seventeen year old discuss. The story may torture you out of curiosity, though. By that, I mean if you believe that curiosity killed the cat, then DON'T READ! 2008randomnessComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-5-08 - Published: 11-5-0894. Revenge reviewsGirl meets guy. Girl likes guy. Girl stalks guy. Guy teases girl. Girl's heart is broken. Girl gets revenge. 2008 For Heart of the Tide aka YingYingComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-17-08 - Published: 9-23-0895. Trevor's Story » reviewsHe had a reason to break up with her. It's just that she didn't like it. But he couldn't hide his feelings. Rated for language. Oneshot. WARNING/SPOILER: Slash. Two versions. 2008Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-11-08 - Published: 9-14-0896. Under The Mistletoe reviewsShe's at the dance, he's at the dance, she's trying to avoid him because he knows she likes him! But now they're stuck together...in front of everyone in their grade...under the mistletoe! Oneshot. 2008Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-12-08 - Published: 8-12-0897. Kiss the Girl reviewsYou know that quote called "love at first sight"? Maybe, just maybe, it's true. 'It don't take a word, not a single word, go on and kiss the girl.' Cute fluffeh oneshot. Rated for underage drinking. 2008Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-12-08 - Published: 5-12-0898. Taking Chances reviewsShe likes him, but they haven't spoken for so long...now she's back with taking chances, but only as friends. JUST FRIENDS. Oneshot, 2008, a...daydream of mine, somewhat based off my life but did not happen.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-11-08 - Published: 5-11-0899. Something Totally New reviewsFreddie and Cameron have been friends since the sandbox. But when Freddie decides to spill his feelings for her, he messes up...big time! What will become of their friendship? Short oneshot, twelve year old kids. xD 2008Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-24-08 - Published: 2-24-08