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Author has written 132 stories for Romance, Humor, Young Adult, General, and Sci-Fi. Jack says that I should list One Direction in my favorite bands, so I'm going to list One Direction in my favorite bands. Favorite Bands: One Direction ARE YOU HAPPY NOW JACK In all seriousness - Favorite Bands: Super Junior, One Direction, Panic! at the Disco, Block B, and Cobra Starship. I also enjoy Little Mix, Ke$ha, SNSD, and a variety of other Korean music. I just really like boy bands and music. The older the story the worse and more embarrassing it is. I'm just saying. Also, I'm as active as one can be on FictionPress when one is in a billion fandoms. I encourage you to follow me on Twitter! @ricetard. Although that encouragement comes with the warning that I spam about TV and music (see above) a lot. I do not encourage you to follow me on Tumblr as it is made up of my many fandoms (see above, emphasis "billion"). However, if you are interested, my handle is queencartman. I am nitpicky when people use certain terms (bromance, "Twittering", blog, "[fan]fictions", there are probably more) incorrectly. I tend to value style over any other aspect of writing. I am legal. I dislike many popular 'ships, but not because they are popular. I ship everything else, of course. I love familial relationships over any other relationship but that does not necessarily mean biological familial relationships. I detest chemistry (the subject) and it may appear in my writing. I am more experimental with fanfiction than I am with original fiction. I am obsessed with aesthetics, especially when it comes to the internet - I am moderately skilled in webdesign (HTML/CSS), and decent at graphic design. I do have top/bottom preferences when it comes to relationships (any sex/gender) but I realize that they do not define a relationship. I am pansexual and heteroromantic. I like cheese. I am a feminist and a Christian and an LGBTQ ally and an avid South Park fan (having seen all the episodes.) I haven't stopped watching kids' TV shows. I despise tinhatters and want to kick them in the throat. I am probably more or less bitchy than I sound, depending on how you read this. FictionPress likes deleting my section breaks sometimes. If you're confused, don't complain to me - complain to this website. The same way that this website should apologize for it, not me. (Sorry.) I have a Fanfiction.net account but I don't update it anymore because they took down two of my stories without warning because they had the words "fuck" and "shit" in the summary. I also have an AO3, which I practically live on. My username on both of those sites is ricetard. All PWP can be found on censoredcheese at LiveJournal. If you don't know how LiveJournal works, please PM me and I will happily guide you through. I should get back to you at latest in twenty-four hours. My main six fandoms are One Direction, Super Junior, Harry Potter, South Park, Pokemon, and Avatar: The Last Airbender, and if somehow you are an avid fan of all six I will latch onto you and never let you go. Like a starfish. I also enjoy Merlin, Game of Thrones, Teen Wolf, Xiaolin Showdown, Powerpuff Girls, American Dragon: Jake Long, an odd variety of manga, and fruit. I usually don't write like this. | |||||||||
1. How Swell reviewsLily always laughed at Charlotte, at the things she said, because they sat next to each other and Charlotte couldn't quite stand her. Sort of. / Femslash, really fluffy oh my lanta, oneshot!Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-22-13 - Complete2. WaxThey weren't supposed to happen; they were buried under wood and white noise as bright as the moon. / Oneshot, slash, um. Creepy.Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,528 - Published: 5-22-13 - Complete3. WeedsIt wasn't as hard, growing, as it was watering all the other flowers. / family-centric and character studyish oneshot !Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Published: 5-22-13 - Complete4. Trick reviewsShe told me I couldn't be a superhero. Which, like, what? I could totally be a superhero. You've gotta be kidding me.Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-2-13 - Complete5. Miss reviewsIt takes skill to miss, passion to aim. / het, because that happens. Oneshot.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-2-13 - Complete6. La Gaudière reviewsHe sees in whites and only whites (but everything looks black.) / slash, oneshot, with mild supernatural elementsFiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-15-12 - Complete7. a burning cold in the back of your mind reviewsbut then everything disappeared - / oneshot, slash, warning for dubconFiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-13-12 - Complete8. Birdhouse reviewsI hate fire, and he drowns me. / Slash, subtle but not subtle angst. Oneshot.Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-3-12 - Complete9. empty bliss reviewsonce upon a time, you hadn't known hell. / oneshot, slash, angsty. rated for themes. sans capitalization.Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-30-12 - Complete10. Quixotic reviewsThe tale of how I never fell in love. / Slash, oneshot, mildly fluffy, contains smut.Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,790 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-12-12 - Complete11. Anchor Bright reviewsThere isn't any light in this world. / Oneshot, very slashy, dystopianesque universeFiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-5-12 - Complete12. Pickup Lines Don't Work As Well As Tetris Battles reviewsThat awkward moment when your Tetris Battle partner is really cute so you ask him out on a date. And then he turns out to be even cuter. / Slash, oneshot! Thar be porn in har.Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,411 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-3-12 - Complete13. It Could Be Worse reviewsThings can get pretty crazy on dates. For Asher and Eric, this is no exception. / oneshot, slash, fluffy! 8DFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-13-12 - Complete14. Crush reviewsYou like him and you want him to like you back. / oneshot, slashFiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-13-12 - Complete15. Smokin' Hot Pizza Love reviewsPizzas have feelings too. / oneshot, slash... ish...? CRACKFiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-13-12 - Complete16. Autumn reviewsFor Jeremy, it's okay because Holly isn't the type of girl he likes and he has other friends anyways. For Holly, it's okay because she's asexual and Jeremy's just, well, a boy. There's no love between them. Obviously. Long oneshot!Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,055 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-12-12 - Complete17. Break the Sky » reviewsWhen kidnapped by a horde of pirates onto an airship, Jonathan tries to make the best of his situation. But it's not that hard with women who care too much and a captain who's as intrigued by Jonathan just as much as Jonathan is intrigued by him. Slash.Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 11-25-11 - Published: 9-22-11 - Complete18. Falling Out, Caving In reviewsOneshot, slash / the methods of running wayFiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-1-11 - Complete19. this is a good friend of minethat i treasure the most / smile for me and don't let go / het, incredibly fluffyFiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Published: 9-2-11 - Complete20. For What It's Worth reviewsThere's really no better way to spend your birthday than this. Even though Ken and Adrian aren't really friends according to Ken, anyways. / oneshot, crackish, slash if you squint?Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-5-11 - Complete21. Wormhole PossibilitiesWhen there is one universe, there are thousands of others. / oneshot, het if you're not denseFiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,035 - Published: 8-5-11 - Complete22. Slice of Life reviewsAugie has a lesbian with a broken gaydar as a best friend, and a crush on a boy whom he starts to know. Life has never been more interesting. / Oneshot, slash, fluffFiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-18-11 - Complete23. A Prayer reviewsCiel wanted nothing more but to push the stupid caring mask off his face and reveal him for who he truly was. / Oneshot, slash, dubconFiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-14-11 - Complete24. Better Days reviewsCraig and Isaac don't like each other. So naturally, Craig would want take advantage of Isaac when Isaac can't talk to him... or talk to anyone at all, for that matter. / Oneshot, slash!Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-25-11 - Complete25. the space between our hearts reviewsSo this is how the story goes. / Oneshot, slash, super fluffy and cute.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-22-11 - Complete26. Down the Frozen Lane reviewsWhat would you do if everything you thought was real disappeared? Oneshot, slash, creepy.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-26-11 - Complete27. Crashing In The Snow reviewsLana hasn't forgotten about Zeke for a long time- but that doesn't mean she likes him. Hell, she'd rather hit him with her snow shovel than like him. Oneshot, fluffy, het. For melchior.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-25-11 - Complete28. sealed with blood reviewsYou're only close, you only break with your brother. Oneshot, slash... incest /cough. R. For bigbreakandlaryngitis.Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-24-11 - Complete29. Online Parties reviewsIn which Seth and Vincent celebrate New Year's... on chat. Oneshot, slash, chatfic.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-6-11 - Complete30. calling for your soul reviewsBreathe in and out. Oneshot. PG-13 for language and sensuality. Slight fluff, angst.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-4-11 - Complete31. love me to pieces reviewsYou're so fucked up, she snarls. Only fucked up for you, baby, you say with a chuckle, and delight in the fear that sparks in her eyes. Femslash. R. Oneshot.Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-2-11 - Complete32. Through Fluttering Strings reviewsOneshot, slash. Float away, dwindle near, and crash into me. Super fluff.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-20-10 - Complete33. A Dash of Frost reviewsOneshot, slash. Stephen liked baking cookies for Christmas, but only if Preston was around. For Subconscious-Flirt.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-16-10 - Complete34. In Festivity reviewsOneshot. Slash. Colin's pretty sure that everything Patrick does is unconventional, but it's one of the reasons why he likes him anyways. Though Patrick should really learn that winter is winter, with or without snow.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,305 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-13-10 - Complete35. Dimples and Dragons reviewsIt's not that surprising that the kid who plays Dungeons and Dragons is hitting on Brenda- what's surprising is that she's actually starting to fall for him. Oneshot.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-4-10 - Complete36. Spied On, Spying On reviewsSLASH ONESHOT. They're just two spies from enemy organizations, but after a few meetings, they learn to find love or something of the sort. Spy universe! For Ryette.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-17-10 - Complete37. The Boy Who Cried Girls reviewsZach's never really liked girls, but he always had trouble rejecting them properly. But, of course, that's why he kept Axel around. Slash, oneshot. 8DFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-14-10 - Complete38. Bros Before Hoes reviewsLionel and Gideon aren't the most normal of friends. They don't become the most normal of boyfriends, either. But at least they're cute, enjoy each other's company and remember to throw in a crude joke every now and then. Rated for crudeness XDFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-3-10 - Complete39. martyr your insecurities and play by the rules reviewsMel usually doesn't value first impressions, even if it's with the cute junior who smokes and decides to work with him. Luckily, it doesn't matter anyways. Slash, oneshot.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-5-10 - Complete40. Timeless Smiles reviewsSlash oneshot. Keep your key and take my heart. FLUFF TO THE EXTREME. Like seriously. MAJOR FLUFF IT WILL GIVE YOU A TOOTHACHE. Also dedicated to Clockwork Times Rated for sensuality.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-2-10 - Complete41. Not Quite Cinderella reviewsHenry wants to go to prom. But living with his stepfamily isn't easy. Especially when he's in love with the most popular guy in school. Modern/gay Cinderella XD Slash, oneshot.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-28-10 - Complete42. The Vampire Hobo reviewsBeing a vampire hobo isn't that hard. It's just the hobo part that gives you the problems. And the vampire part, too. Occasionally. Oneshot, slash. CRACKFIC WOO.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-26-10 - Complete43. Crown of Thorns reviewsONESHOT SLASH. If I see you loving me, do you let me see?Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-15-10 - Complete44. Out Loud reviewsA girl and a boy say things, but not the things that are on their minds. Oneshot, fluff.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-15-10 - Complete45. One Thousand Words reviewsSLASH ONESHOT. Let's stop crying, because it's all about us, okay? It's nothing but us. Rated for mild, MILD smut and language. It's like a giant marshmallow dipped in chocolate: fluffy and sweet. EXTREMELY fluffy and sweet.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-6-10 - Complete46. The Game of Jealousy reviewsBecause, of course, when you live two hours away from your boyfriend, you want to make him jealous. It's common sense, really. Slash, oneshot.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-3-10 - Complete47. Kind Of Like Chuck Norris, Only Cuter » reviewsTake one alternative pop geek, an Asian music nerd, and their lives together, and what do you get? Not normalness, that's for sure. Epic slash.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,348 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 9-2-10 - Published: 9-14-0948. crime fighting & angel sightings reviewsSLASH, ONESHOT. Jason just wants to break up with his boyfriend, and then leave it at that. He didn't expect his boyfriend to turn evil. Or for a handsome young stranger to appear and help him defeat him. For bigbreakandlaryngitisFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-30-10 - Complete49. Blue Whale reviewsSLASH ONESHOT. Pain will always go away, but lack of pain stays forever. A late birthday present. Rated for drug use and mild kind of smut?Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-28-10 - Complete50. Being Official reviewsONESHOT. SLASH. Ale and Cornelius are together... kinda. Well, they're "together." But they're not really officially "boyfriends" yet. So Cornelius decides to confirm it with Ale... or at least, attempt to.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-14-10 - Complete51. Tied Down reviewsThe first to the eighth time they fuck, Dustin thinks it's nothing. He doesn't know that his relationship with Brennan is much more than something. slash oneshot m/mFiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-22-10 - Complete52. worth it reviewsdominic knows he will never be worth it for grant, and refuses the light he offers. angst, slash, oneshot. a lot of metaphors. idek.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-15-10 - Complete53. First Time reviewsCorrine and Aston have it for the first time... long awaited het smut, slightly romantic, oneshot.Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-29-10 - Complete54. Coffee House Love reviewsThough it was rather sudden, Jane couldn't help but being charmed by the stranger who decided to sit with her over coffee one day. Oneshot, fluff.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-28-10 - Complete55. Between The Trees reviewsSlash, super fluffy oneshot - Jonah and Andy spend an afternoon in school under the trees, rather than in classes.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-26-10 - Complete56. Nor The Beholder reviewsPlease stay with me, just be here, as long as I can see you.Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-19-10 - Complete57. Off The Field reviewsI-I heard you were sick," Brent said, staring at his shoes. "And your door was open. And um..." I miss having sex with you after football practice? / slash, oneshotFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-19-10 - Complete58. Three's Company reviewsThe only solution to love triangles is a threesome. Unless that's what you wanted in the first place. / slash, oneshot, threesome / Rated for languageFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-17-10 - Complete59. Made For Matching reviewsGarrett has never played matchmaker before, but it's all he can do to get Nathan to shut up about Austin. / oneshot, slash, super super light and fluffyFiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-15-10 - Complete60. Our Heart's City reviewsSometimes love can be loud, bright, silly and tearful. And sometimes love can be found within the silence of strangers. / oneshot, contains slash, fem!ship, and a lot of het. For Kullasmere Ice.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,140 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-13-10 - Complete61. Of This Bottle reviewsIt's an addiction he can't break, and Ryder will do anything to feel Jett with him again. / oneshot, slash, for Ryette's birthdayFiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-13-10 - Complete62. I Wanted A Marriage, Not A Baby! » reviewsCOMPLETE / When William and Connor got married, they only expected a happy life together. But they didn't expect a happy life together... with a baby. / Exactly what it sounds like. Slash. Mpreg.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,536 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 6-7-10 - Published: 4-25-10 - Complete63. A Pirate's Life For Me reviewsOnce you're a horny pirate, you can't really stop Lady Gaga, aliens or lesbian vampires having sex. But um. That's what it's like being a pirate, right? / CRACK, slash, oneshot, for Kullasmere Ice because... I have no ideaFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-11-10 - Complete64. Cheesecake reviewsYou can do a lot more with cheesecake than just eating it... from a plate / smut because I need to. Slash like always. Oneshot because I'm lazy, like always. Dedicated to Ryette. And... is kinda bad? XD IMO, at least. Expect to laugh more than blush. :PFiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-9-10 - Complete65. And The Creek Don't Rise reviewsJust stop whining, you've already created this hell for yourself, you know.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-5-10 - Complete66. CAPSLOCK ABUSE reviewsIt starts with Seth wanting to go to Vincent's house in the middle of the night, and ends with Vincent taking his boxers off. All discussed through online chat / slash, oneshot, chat!fic :DFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-5-10 - Complete67. Pineapple Pizza And Hospital Beds reviewsWithout a doubt, pizza is the answer to everything. Including completely platonic relationships and car accidents and the fact that Hawaiian pizza will someday rule the world. / slash, oneshot, collabbed 8DFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-28-10 - Complete68. Murphy's Law reviewsProblems that have existed and problems that turn up tend to be the worst things in life, but Archer learns that it's the littlest things that make the biggest impact. Slash m/m oneshot. Rated for mild themes and mild languageFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,089 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-20-10 - Complete69. Still Last reviewsSLASH, oneshot. Rated M for a MILD reason. For big.break.and.laryngitis :D / How can you live, if you don't know me?Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-4-10 - Complete70. A Story About Broken Cars reviewshet oneshot / There's no such thing as love at first sight-but once you've pushed a car up a hill with a guy and then proceed to go to The Waffle House, where apparently he works, Addie thinks she might know a thing or two about Bryce. Or something.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-10-10 - Complete71. Dismantle Me reviewsHis eyes are dark with lust, fixated on you, and you allow yourself to be controlled, to be manipulated. Oneshot, slash. And incest o.o Rated M for a reason XDDFiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-9-10 - Complete72. From His Window reviewsNico wasn't a creeper. But he could see everything from his apartment window. Well, everything that happened in the park, at least. Oneshot. Hinted romance. Slash.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-8-10 - Complete73. Vincetastic The Spice Bomb & immatureinabottle reviewsslash oneshot In which Seth bothers Vincent about masturbation, and Vincent spies on Seth from his bathroom window. All discussed through online chat. / SO MUCH CRACK. SO MUCH GAY. chatfic. Rated for stuff :PFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-30-10 - Complete74. How To Get Distrahey look, a cute guy! reviewsIt's hard to study for midterms when all you can think about is the cute new guy in your study hall. Slash. Oneshot. CRACKY. Idiotic. And just pretty much overall stupid. BUT FLUFFY XD Rated for language xDFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-23-10 - Complete75. Secret Santa reviewsDrew doesn't like Secret Santa's, but just for Terrence, he's willing to do it. And when he does it, Drew's determined to in the best way a best friend-who-has-a-crush-on-his-best friend could be a Secret Santa. Even if he doesn't want to. Slash oneshotFiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,664 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-21-10 - Published: 1-6-10 - Complete76. Green Striped Sweater reviewsBrant refuses to wear his green striped sweater for Christmas, no matter how much his girlfriend Emily pleads. How far will she go to get him to put the damn thing on? Het, oneshot, scary het lime. Nothing promising.Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,881 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-1-10 - Complete77. Ivory Green » reviewsCOMPLETED. Thirty-one drabbles of Kyle and Stan, each day of December. Anything can happen when you least expect it, but all they really need to know is that they need each other. And that's all there really is to life. Slash.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 21,795 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 1-1-10 - Published: 12-1-09 - Complete78. Tinsel reviewsElves are supposed to work, and not supposed to care about loving until they're at an appropriate age. But Tinsel has a little crush on his best friend, Mistle. What's an elf supposed to do? Slash, oneshot. Amazingly adorable. And for my little brother.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-18-09 - Complete79. Happy Christmahanukwanzaakah reviewsSLASH. ONESHOT. So Alvin doesn't know if Elijah celebrates Christmas, Kwanzaa, or Hanukkah. That's no big deal. He's just going to try with each holiday and see which one is the right one. Too bad Eli doesn't celebrate any of them. For Subconscious-Flirt.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-13-09 - Complete80. I Like The Way You Like Me reviewsCal and Sebastian aren't together. Well...they are. But not officially. Cal would like them to be together, though. I mean, they've basically been going on a date every Friday anyways. Slash oneshot yay. For my school's literary magazine. G-Rated :PFiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-30-09 - Complete81. StepFriends » reviewsAfter pre-teen drama, Russell Storm and Karen Singer haven't spoken for nearly two years. The last thing they expected was for their parents to marry! The only thing left to do is break them up, but how easy will that be? COMPLETED! 2008 NaNoWriMoFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,717 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 11-23-09 - Published: 11-2-08 - Complete82. Eavesdropped reviewsDialogue can explain a lot between two people. ONESHOT. Take it as SLASH or HET if you want. For a future Creative Writing assignment!Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-8-09 - Complete83. Look Who Fails At Matchmaking reviewsONESHOT SLASH. In order to get his rightful fag hag, who is hopelessly in love, Neal and his best friend Ty set her up on a blind date with the guy of her dreams. Then they hide behind a plant in a fake Chinese restaurant. Oh, we'll see how THAT turns ouFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-8-09 - Complete84. Don't Hate, Appreciate reviewsThere's nothing better than being trapped in a closet with the one boy you've been avoiding. The one boy whom you hate. And the one boy who...'s been in love with you all along? ONESHOT...heterosexual. Failish. XD Rated for language.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-30-09 - Complete85. Wet Hot reviewsI didn't have sand up my vagina, but I sure did have some up my ass. ONESHOT, MXM, BOYPWP, SLASH LEMON AND OTHER STUFF I SHOULD PUT IN CAPS TO WARN YOU. MANSEX. YEAH. PORN.Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-26-09 - Complete86. I'm Not Your Boyfriend, Baby reviewsIMPLIED SLASH, Oneshot. Inspired by 3OH!3's song. /Kenny's not Adrian's friend, much less his boyfriend. So yeah, that's totally why he asked if he wanted to hang out Friday night, and why they're kayaking on a school night. Because that's what friends doFiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-26-09 - Complete87. A Homecoming Tale reviewsONESHOT. Slash. Fluff. Yeah. / Parker is homecoming king and his queen is a KING? What is this? Oh, just Miles' friends playing matchmaker. With the fag of the school and the closeted new kid. And making them the sophomore homecoming king and KING.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,325 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-26-09 - Complete88. Let's Start A Revolution reviewsWalk away, find and seek. Run away until your heart can't breathe. We'll start our own, all alone. Leave the world until it's just you and me. ONESHOT. Fluff. Implied het.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-25-09 - Complete89. A Little Less Than Ideal reviewsONESHOT. He can't like me. I already have a boyfriend. So I shouldn't even be thinking of dating him. If he liked me, he wouldn't drive me to homecoming to meet with my boyfriend. He was just being a good friend. Het, amazing fluff.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-16-09 - Complete90. That Kid With The Grey Eyes reviewsSLASH ONESHOT :D He turned to look at me. Oh em gee. His eyes are so pretty. I would totally go fanboy over them. 'No, no, shut up Reese! You have a boyfriend' Yes. I spell my "grey" with an "e" XD . Rated for language.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-16-09 - Complete91. A Boy Walks Into A Closet reviewsIn celebration of National Coming Out Day, Blaise as in, yes, from Harry Potter and his GSA set up a table for teens "coming out", selling rainbow bracelets in their high school. And then the homophobe comes along...SLASHY ONESHOT, epic fluff, fail stylFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-13-09 - Complete92. If At First You Don't Succeed reviewsONESHOT Ever since Otto Matherson stepped foot into the school, Sydney discovered her life's purpose: to get him to fall in love with her. So she tries desperately just to get his attention until she finds out that he's already in love...with someone elseFiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-10-09 - Complete93. Boys Have Cooties reviewsFEMMESLASH. Henrietta is tired of boys. Literally. Their male-ness is just too much for her. So then she tries going for girls. More specifically, her best friend. Oneshot, romance, fluff, fxf. Totally not what I like, but I tried xDFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-7-09 - Complete94. Sound of the Shore reviewsAll I wanted to do was listen to the sound of the shore. They told me I couldn't because I was deaf. They told me I couldn't hear anything. But one girl made it possible for me. /Hinted romance, oneshot, het, fluffy.Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-7-09 - Complete95. Switch » reviewsGwen has always been an average girl. But after many pulled strings, she enters her new school as a boy! She finds the certain difficulties as being a girl disguised as a guy, though life is pretty good. She's just in love with her best friend! Completed.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,130 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 8-23-09 - Published: 3-11-08 - Complete96. Prettier Than A Palace, Beautiful Like A Brit reviewsSLASH. Buckingham Palace is one of the most beautiful places in the world. However, Randy seems to have found something much prettier than j in London. In fact, he's found the queen. /free of English slang because I'm lazy like that. oneshot, fluffFiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,048 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-22-09 - Complete97. Getting Beef reviewsSLASH, oneshot, fluff. :D Ryan tells Mark he's gay, Mark goes out and tell the entire world. Now Ryan's stuck at home, and because of his best friend's big mouth, he's getting beef for it. No, literally. He's getting beef. Rating should be higher but wtvrFiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-20-09 - Complete98. Earl Can't Get A Girl reviewsEarl can't get a girl!" You see that kid over there, who's getting laughed and pointed at? That's me. Oh, and the song they're singing? Don't mind that. True, I haven't kissed or asked out a girl. But I'm sure I'm not the only one... Het, oneshot, fluff.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-15-09 - Complete99. Cliches Of Gays reviewsCooking. Sex. Cross-dressing. Gay bars. All in the life of a gay boy. Well, at least, a gay boy that Trevor wants to be. Jesse thinks otherwise. Fluff, slash, oneshot. I really don't know what I did with this one XDFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-15-09 - Complete100. Eye Candy reviewsCal spots a cute boy in a restaurant, and stares...and stares...and stares...and stares... Fluff, slash oneshot :D Rated for languageFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-12-09 - Complete101. Bad Habits reviewsONESHOT Dean wants Sammy to stop biting his nails. Sammy just wants to know if Dean is gay. Oh well. What are they supposed to do, handcuffed together? Slash/mxm :D Original fiction spinoff of my Death Note fanfictionFiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-6-09 - Complete102. Adventures At The Skating Rink reviewsSLASH A stupid little date to the rollerskating rink. Darien likes it. And Noah knows it. Cutesy fluff, harmless, light, random, et cetera. Completely plotless, heartwarming :D Rated for mild language.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-30-09 - Complete103. At Least reviewsOliver mistakes Caitlin for his girlfriend and kisses her, before noticing that she's not his girlfriend. A short friendship forms, until realizing that there's something else between them. Het, fluff, oneshot :DFiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,833 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-29-09 - Complete104. Bottom Discrepancy reviewsYou always here about the guys arguing about who's on the top, but how about on the BOTTOM? There's a first for everything, though. Jerry wants to be on the bottom, but so does Travis. However, there is one solution... fluff/slash/oneshot/fun :D T for lanFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-28-09 - Complete105. Green Eye For The New Guy reviewsEver since Jeremiah has set foot in Max's English class, he's been following Max everywhere. But as Jeremiah is making new friends, Max swears he's not jealous. Seriously. Slash, fluff, oneshotyay. :DFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,827 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-12-09 - Complete106. A Can of Soda reviews"Our love is like a can of soda." Andrea and Victor may not be the perfect couple, but they are in the perfect kind of love. Het, fluff, oneshot. Rated for rude humor and languageFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-9-09 - Complete107. Of FlipFlops and Bathrooms reviewsThe only thing worse than wanting to take a piss is accidentally slipping in the mud while feeling so. So Dylan and Caleb go on an adventure to find a bathroom, but the school isn't open on the weekends… SLASH, fluff, drabble-y, oneshot.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-15-09 - Complete108. Indecisiveness Runs In The Family reviewsIt's Noah's first time going to Darien's house, except he has no idea what to do. It's hard for him to suggest activities for them both, and Darien's tired of his indecisiveness. So he decides to take matters into his own hands. SLASH, fluff, oneshot.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-10-09 - Complete109. Always Unrequited reviewsWhen two people are together, everyone is happy, right? Wrong. Unrequited love is the worst, at least, according to Roxanne. Fluff, het, romance, oneshot.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-8-09 - Complete110. That's Our Baby reviewsKen usually doesn't have a lab partner for Biology. However, Adrian, the school slash-yaoi fanboy, comes and asks him to be partners for their genotype/phenotype lab. SLASH IF YOU SQUINT. Oneshot.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-7-09 - Complete111. Like Vines reviewsMarci doesn't exactly like it when random strangers steal her notebook in the middle of her dance class and start reading her stories. But sometimes those strangers can be awfully charming. Love, fluff, oneshot.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-6-09 - Complete112. Jump, Don't Swim reviewsThe only way to repair a difficult relationship is with gifts, right? It's going to be kind of hard for Skylar to repair his, since his gift is at the bottom of a frozen pond. SLASH, FLUFF, love, oneshot.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-5-09 - Complete113. More Than What Meets The Camera reviewsA boy and his camera. A girl and her sketchbook. A stalker in a tree. Someone pretty in a park. Het, romance, fluffshot. Rated for mild language. Enjoy :Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,889 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-2-09 - Complete114. The Window Bed reviewsJerry and Travis absolutely hate each other, more than Travis hates camping. But when they both want the window bed… Slash/Lime :Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-14-09 - Complete115. How To Say GoodBye reviewsWhen Danny and Spence were little kids, they didn't know how to say good-bye. No, really, they didn't. Hinted slash; fluff. :Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-14-09 - Complete116. All About Slash reviewsKen just wants to know what the heck it's like to read what Adrian reads. Except, Adrian happens to read about guys making out. Slash if you SQUINT.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-3-09 - Complete117. Objects In The Mirror reviewsA curious girl observes a boy in her hand mirror… Fluff, oneshot. Happy Valentine's Day :DFiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-18-09 - Complete118. I Can Do Anything Better Than You reviewsBraden has always done everything better than Ellen. So when he tries to apologize to her, she just tells him to go screw himself. Unfortunately, she seems to take one apology a different way. Oneshot, overly fluffy.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-15-09 - Complete119. Fairy Princesses reviewsHe's in a fairy princess outfit when his twin's best friend walks in. So what do they do? Pwp/mxm/slash. :PFiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-15-09 - Complete120. Not A Love Story reviewsTristan's so hopelessly in love with Katrina, who's the only girl in school who hates him. He decides to confess… Oneshot, fluff, not much of a V-Day fic...Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-15-09 - Complete121. Oh reviewsHe could only say one word: "Oh." A/N: I tried out a different way of writing...epic fail . Oneshot slight fluff.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-2-09 - Complete122. What What in the What? reviewsAlana tries to explain to Janie how butt sex works. And then they move onto lesbian sex… First attempt at femmeslash.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-14-09 - Complete123. Insisting The Truth reviewsJust because he's gay does NOT mean he has a crush on me. Spence tries to convince himself Danny doesn't like him, when he realizes that he's the one who liked Danny in the first place. M/M -aka slash- ONESHOT. Rated for language.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-12-09 - Complete124. Reaction reviewsGAH! I can't take it anymore! We're in the middle of playing Dead or Alive on his XBox 360, our thighs our touching, my heart is beating out against my chest, and I can't stand it! It's time I've told him I love him. Oneshot, fluffehness.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-2-09 - Complete125. Chasing Cars reviewsIf I lay here...if I just lay here...would you lie with me and just forget the world?Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-1-09 - Complete126. Kissing Is Part of Tradition reviewsHe loves me, he loves me not. Why can't I tell him that I love him? Oh yeah, because he's my best friend and I've been avoiding him for two months. So why am I standing on his front porch in the middle of winter break? Slash oneshot. 2008Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-31-08 - Complete127. One Drink reviewsAll it took was once drink. PWP, smut, slash.Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-21-08 - Complete128. Just A Ham Sandwich reviewsGeorge just wanted a ham sandwich for Christmas. But after one dead baby, hilarity and randomness ensue. Drabble, Christmas parody. See how much satire you can find. 2008Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-21-08 - Complete129. The Little Girl Who Cried Roast Beef reviewsThere once was a little girl who cried roast beef. The end. 2006Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-18-08 - Complete130. Trevor's Story reviewsHe had a reason to break up with her. It's just that she didn't like it. But he couldn't hide his feelings. Rated for language. Oneshot.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-11-08 - Published: 9-14-08 - Complete131. Under The Mistletoe reviewsShe's at the dance, he's at the dance, she's trying to avoid him because he knows she likes him! But now they're stuck together...in front of everyone in their grade...under the mistletoe! Oneshot. 2008Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-12-08 - Complete132. Kiss the Girl reviewsYou know that quote called "love at first sight"? Maybe, just maybe, it's true. 'It don't take a word, not a single word, go on and kiss the girl.' Cute fluffeh oneshot. Rated for underage drinking. 2008Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-12-08 - Complete
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