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since: 12-30-07, id: 594171, Profile Updated: 01-04-13
country: USA
Author has written 132 stories for Romance, Humor, Young Adult, General, and Sci-Fi.

Jack says that I should list One Direction in my favorite bands, so I'm going to list One Direction in my favorite bands.

Favorite Bands: One Direction

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW JACK


In all seriousness -

Favorite Bands: Super Junior, One Direction, Panic! at the Disco, Block B, and Cobra Starship. I also enjoy Little Mix, Ke$ha, SNSD, and a variety of other Korean music. I just really like boy bands and music.


The older the story the worse and more embarrassing it is. I'm just saying.

Also, I'm as active as one can be on FictionPress when one is in a billion fandoms.


I encourage you to follow me on Twitter! @ricetard. Although that encouragement comes with the warning that I spam about TV and music (see above) a lot.


I do not encourage you to follow me on Tumblr as it is made up of my many fandoms (see above, emphasis "billion"). However, if you are interested, my handle is queencartman.


I am nitpicky when people use certain terms (bromance, "Twittering", blog, "[fan]fictions", there are probably more) incorrectly. I tend to value style over any other aspect of writing. I am legal. I dislike many popular 'ships, but not because they are popular. I ship everything else, of course. I love familial relationships over any other relationship but that does not necessarily mean biological familial relationships. I detest chemistry (the subject) and it may appear in my writing. I am more experimental with fanfiction than I am with original fiction. I am obsessed with aesthetics, especially when it comes to the internet - I am moderately skilled in webdesign (HTML/CSS), and decent at graphic design. I do have top/bottom preferences when it comes to relationships (any sex/gender) but I realize that they do not define a relationship. I am pansexual and heteroromantic. I like cheese. I am a feminist and a Christian and an LGBTQ ally and an avid South Park fan (having seen all the episodes.) I haven't stopped watching kids' TV shows. I despise tinhatters and want to kick them in the throat. I am probably more or less bitchy than I sound, depending on how you read this.


FictionPress likes deleting my section breaks sometimes. If you're confused, don't complain to me - complain to this website. The same way that this website should apologize for it, not me.

(Sorry.)

I have a Fanfiction.net account but I don't update it anymore because they took down two of my stories without warning because they had the words "fuck" and "shit" in the summary. I also have an AO3, which I practically live on. My username on both of those sites is ricetard.


All PWP can be found on censoredcheese at LiveJournal. If you don't know how LiveJournal works, please PM me and I will happily guide you through. I should get back to you at latest in twenty-four hours.


My main six fandoms are One Direction, Super Junior, Harry Potter, South Park, Pokemon, and Avatar: The Last Airbender, and if somehow you are an avid fan of all six I will latch onto you and never let you go. Like a starfish.

I also enjoy Merlin, Game of Thrones, Teen Wolf, Xiaolin Showdown, Powerpuff Girls, American Dragon: Jake Long, an odd variety of manga, and fruit.


I usually don't write like this.


1. How Swell reviews
Lily always laughed at Charlotte, at the things she said, because they sat next to each other and Charlotte couldn't quite stand her. Sort of. / Femslash, really fluffy oh my lanta, oneshot!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-22-13 - Complete
2. Wax
They weren't supposed to happen; they were buried under wood and white noise as bright as the moon. / Oneshot, slash, um. Creepy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,528 - Published: 5-22-13 - Complete
3. Weeds
It wasn't as hard, growing, as it was watering all the other flowers. / family-centric and character studyish oneshot !
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Published: 5-22-13 - Complete
4. Trick reviews
She told me I couldn't be a superhero. Which, like, what? I could totally be a superhero. You've gotta be kidding me.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-2-13 - Complete
5. Miss reviews
It takes skill to miss, passion to aim. / het, because that happens. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-2-13 - Complete
6. La Gaudière reviews
He sees in whites and only whites (but everything looks black.) / slash, oneshot, with mild supernatural elements
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-15-12 - Complete
7. a burning cold in the back of your mind reviews
but then everything disappeared - / oneshot, slash, warning for dubcon
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-13-12 - Complete
8. Birdhouse reviews
I hate fire, and he drowns me. / Slash, subtle but not subtle angst. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-3-12 - Complete
9. empty bliss reviews
once upon a time, you hadn't known hell. / oneshot, slash, angsty. rated for themes. sans capitalization.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-30-12 - Complete
10. Quixotic reviews
The tale of how I never fell in love. / Slash, oneshot, mildly fluffy, contains smut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,790 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-12-12 - Complete
11. Anchor Bright reviews
There isn't any light in this world. / Oneshot, very slashy, dystopianesque universe
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-5-12 - Complete
12. Pickup Lines Don't Work As Well As Tetris Battles reviews
That awkward moment when your Tetris Battle partner is really cute so you ask him out on a date. And then he turns out to be even cuter. / Slash, oneshot! Thar be porn in har.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,411 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-3-12 - Complete
13. It Could Be Worse reviews
Things can get pretty crazy on dates. For Asher and Eric, this is no exception. / oneshot, slash, fluffy! 8D
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-13-12 - Complete
14. Crush reviews
You like him and you want him to like you back. / oneshot, slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-13-12 - Complete
15. Smokin' Hot Pizza Love reviews
Pizzas have feelings too. / oneshot, slash... ish...? CRACK
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-13-12 - Complete
16. Autumn reviews
For Jeremy, it's okay because Holly isn't the type of girl he likes and he has other friends anyways. For Holly, it's okay because she's asexual and Jeremy's just, well, a boy. There's no love between them. Obviously. Long oneshot!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,055 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-12-12 - Complete
17. Break the Sky » reviews
When kidnapped by a horde of pirates onto an airship, Jonathan tries to make the best of his situation. But it's not that hard with women who care too much and a captain who's as intrigued by Jonathan just as much as Jonathan is intrigued by him. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 11-25-11 - Published: 9-22-11 - Complete
18. Falling Out, Caving In reviews
Oneshot, slash / the methods of running way
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-1-11 - Complete
19. this is a good friend of mine
that i treasure the most / smile for me and don't let go / het, incredibly fluffy
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Published: 9-2-11 - Complete
20. For What It's Worth reviews
There's really no better way to spend your birthday than this. Even though Ken and Adrian aren't really friends according to Ken, anyways. / oneshot, crackish, slash if you squint?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-5-11 - Complete
21. Wormhole Possibilities
When there is one universe, there are thousands of others. / oneshot, het if you're not dense
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,035 - Published: 8-5-11 - Complete
22. Slice of Life reviews
Augie has a lesbian with a broken gaydar as a best friend, and a crush on a boy whom he starts to know. Life has never been more interesting. / Oneshot, slash, fluff
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-18-11 - Complete
23. A Prayer reviews
Ciel wanted nothing more but to push the stupid caring mask off his face and reveal him for who he truly was. / Oneshot, slash, dubcon
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-14-11 - Complete
24. Better Days reviews
Craig and Isaac don't like each other. So naturally, Craig would want take advantage of Isaac when Isaac can't talk to him... or talk to anyone at all, for that matter. / Oneshot, slash!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-25-11 - Complete
25. the space between our hearts reviews
So this is how the story goes. / Oneshot, slash, super fluffy and cute.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-22-11 - Complete
26. Down the Frozen Lane reviews
What would you do if everything you thought was real disappeared? Oneshot, slash, creepy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-26-11 - Complete
27. Crashing In The Snow reviews
Lana hasn't forgotten about Zeke for a long time- but that doesn't mean she likes him. Hell, she'd rather hit him with her snow shovel than like him. Oneshot, fluffy, het. For melchior.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-25-11 - Complete
28. sealed with blood reviews
You're only close, you only break with your brother. Oneshot, slash... incest /cough. R. For bigbreakandlaryngitis.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-24-11 - Complete
29. Online Parties reviews
In which Seth and Vincent celebrate New Year's... on chat. Oneshot, slash, chatfic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-6-11 - Complete
30. calling for your soul reviews
Breathe in and out. Oneshot. PG-13 for language and sensuality. Slight fluff, angst.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-4-11 - Complete
31. love me to pieces reviews
You're so fucked up, she snarls. Only fucked up for you, baby, you say with a chuckle, and delight in the fear that sparks in her eyes. Femslash. R. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-2-11 - Complete
32. Through Fluttering Strings reviews
Oneshot, slash. Float away, dwindle near, and crash into me. Super fluff.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-20-10 - Complete
33. A Dash of Frost reviews
Oneshot, slash. Stephen liked baking cookies for Christmas, but only if Preston was around. For Subconscious-Flirt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-16-10 - Complete
34. In Festivity reviews
Oneshot. Slash. Colin's pretty sure that everything Patrick does is unconventional, but it's one of the reasons why he likes him anyways. Though Patrick should really learn that winter is winter, with or without snow.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,305 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-13-10 - Complete
35. Dimples and Dragons reviews
It's not that surprising that the kid who plays Dungeons and Dragons is hitting on Brenda- what's surprising is that she's actually starting to fall for him. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-4-10 - Complete
36. Spied On, Spying On reviews
SLASH ONESHOT. They're just two spies from enemy organizations, but after a few meetings, they learn to find love or something of the sort. Spy universe! For Ryette.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-17-10 - Complete
37. The Boy Who Cried Girls reviews
Zach's never really liked girls, but he always had trouble rejecting them properly. But, of course, that's why he kept Axel around. Slash, oneshot. 8D
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-14-10 - Complete
38. Bros Before Hoes reviews
Lionel and Gideon aren't the most normal of friends. They don't become the most normal of boyfriends, either. But at least they're cute, enjoy each other's company and remember to throw in a crude joke every now and then. Rated for crudeness XD
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-3-10 - Complete
39. martyr your insecurities and play by the rules reviews
Mel usually doesn't value first impressions, even if it's with the cute junior who smokes and decides to work with him. Luckily, it doesn't matter anyways. Slash, oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-5-10 - Complete
40. Timeless Smiles reviews
Slash oneshot. Keep your key and take my heart. FLUFF TO THE EXTREME. Like seriously. MAJOR FLUFF IT WILL GIVE YOU A TOOTHACHE. Also dedicated to Clockwork Times Rated for sensuality.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-2-10 - Complete
41. Not Quite Cinderella reviews
Henry wants to go to prom. But living with his stepfamily isn't easy. Especially when he's in love with the most popular guy in school. Modern/gay Cinderella XD Slash, oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-28-10 - Complete
42. The Vampire Hobo reviews
Being a vampire hobo isn't that hard. It's just the hobo part that gives you the problems. And the vampire part, too. Occasionally. Oneshot, slash. CRACKFIC WOO.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-26-10 - Complete
43. Crown of Thorns reviews
ONESHOT SLASH. If I see you loving me, do you let me see?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-15-10 - Complete
44. Out Loud reviews
A girl and a boy say things, but not the things that are on their minds. Oneshot, fluff.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-15-10 - Complete
45. One Thousand Words reviews
SLASH ONESHOT. Let's stop crying, because it's all about us, okay? It's nothing but us. Rated for mild, MILD smut and language. It's like a giant marshmallow dipped in chocolate: fluffy and sweet. EXTREMELY fluffy and sweet.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-6-10 - Complete
46. The Game of Jealousy reviews
Because, of course, when you live two hours away from your boyfriend, you want to make him jealous. It's common sense, really. Slash, oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-3-10 - Complete
47. Kind Of Like Chuck Norris, Only Cuter » reviews
Take one alternative pop geek, an Asian music nerd, and their lives together, and what do you get? Not normalness, that's for sure. Epic slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,348 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 9-2-10 - Published: 9-14-09
48. crime fighting & angel sightings reviews
SLASH, ONESHOT. Jason just wants to break up with his boyfriend, and then leave it at that. He didn't expect his boyfriend to turn evil. Or for a handsome young stranger to appear and help him defeat him. For bigbreakandlaryngitis
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-30-10 - Complete
49. Blue Whale reviews
SLASH ONESHOT. Pain will always go away, but lack of pain stays forever. A late birthday present. Rated for drug use and mild kind of smut?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-28-10 - Complete
50. Being Official reviews
ONESHOT. SLASH. Ale and Cornelius are together... kinda. Well, they're "together." But they're not really officially "boyfriends" yet. So Cornelius decides to confirm it with Ale... or at least, attempt to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-14-10 - Complete
51. Tied Down reviews
The first to the eighth time they fuck, Dustin thinks it's nothing. He doesn't know that his relationship with Brennan is much more than something. slash oneshot m/m
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-22-10 - Complete
52. worth it reviews
dominic knows he will never be worth it for grant, and refuses the light he offers. angst, slash, oneshot. a lot of metaphors. idek.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-15-10 - Complete
53. First Time reviews
Corrine and Aston have it for the first time... long awaited het smut, slightly romantic, oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-29-10 - Complete
54. Coffee House Love reviews
Though it was rather sudden, Jane couldn't help but being charmed by the stranger who decided to sit with her over coffee one day. Oneshot, fluff.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-28-10 - Complete
55. Between The Trees reviews
Slash, super fluffy oneshot - Jonah and Andy spend an afternoon in school under the trees, rather than in classes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-26-10 - Complete
56. Nor The Beholder reviews
Please stay with me, just be here, as long as I can see you.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-19-10 - Complete
57. Off The Field reviews
I-I heard you were sick," Brent said, staring at his shoes. "And your door was open. And um..." I miss having sex with you after football practice? / slash, oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-19-10 - Complete
58. Three's Company reviews
The only solution to love triangles is a threesome. Unless that's what you wanted in the first place. / slash, oneshot, threesome / Rated for language
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-17-10 - Complete
59. Made For Matching reviews
Garrett has never played matchmaker before, but it's all he can do to get Nathan to shut up about Austin. / oneshot, slash, super super light and fluffy
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-15-10 - Complete
60. Our Heart's City reviews
Sometimes love can be loud, bright, silly and tearful. And sometimes love can be found within the silence of strangers. / oneshot, contains slash, fem!ship, and a lot of het. For Kullasmere Ice.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,140 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-13-10 - Complete
61. Of This Bottle reviews
It's an addiction he can't break, and Ryder will do anything to feel Jett with him again. / oneshot, slash, for Ryette's birthday
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-13-10 - Complete
62. I Wanted A Marriage, Not A Baby! » reviews
COMPLETE / When William and Connor got married, they only expected a happy life together. But they didn't expect a happy life together... with a baby. / Exactly what it sounds like. Slash. Mpreg.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,536 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 6-7-10 - Published: 4-25-10 - Complete
63. A Pirate's Life For Me reviews
Once you're a horny pirate, you can't really stop Lady Gaga, aliens or lesbian vampires having sex. But um. That's what it's like being a pirate, right? / CRACK, slash, oneshot, for Kullasmere Ice because... I have no idea
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-11-10 - Complete
64. Cheesecake reviews
You can do a lot more with cheesecake than just eating it... from a plate / smut because I need to. Slash like always. Oneshot because I'm lazy, like always. Dedicated to Ryette. And... is kinda bad? XD IMO, at least. Expect to laugh more than blush. :P
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-9-10 - Complete
65. And The Creek Don't Rise reviews
Just stop whining, you've already created this hell for yourself, you know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-5-10 - Complete
66. CAPSLOCK ABUSE reviews
It starts with Seth wanting to go to Vincent's house in the middle of the night, and ends with Vincent taking his boxers off. All discussed through online chat / slash, oneshot, chat!fic :D
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-5-10 - Complete
67. Pineapple Pizza And Hospital Beds reviews
Without a doubt, pizza is the answer to everything. Including completely platonic relationships and car accidents and the fact that Hawaiian pizza will someday rule the world. / slash, oneshot, collabbed 8D
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-28-10 - Complete
68. Murphy's Law reviews
Problems that have existed and problems that turn up tend to be the worst things in life, but Archer learns that it's the littlest things that make the biggest impact. Slash m/m oneshot. Rated for mild themes and mild language
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,089 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-20-10 - Complete
69. Still Last reviews
SLASH, oneshot. Rated M for a MILD reason. For big.break.and.laryngitis :D / How can you live, if you don't know me?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-4-10 - Complete
70. A Story About Broken Cars reviews
het oneshot / There's no such thing as love at first sight-but once you've pushed a car up a hill with a guy and then proceed to go to The Waffle House, where apparently he works, Addie thinks she might know a thing or two about Bryce. Or something.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-10-10 - Complete
71. Dismantle Me reviews
His eyes are dark with lust, fixated on you, and you allow yourself to be controlled, to be manipulated. Oneshot, slash. And incest o.o Rated M for a reason XDD
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-9-10 - Complete
72. From His Window reviews
Nico wasn't a creeper. But he could see everything from his apartment window. Well, everything that happened in the park, at least. Oneshot. Hinted romance. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-8-10 - Complete
73. Vincetastic The Spice Bomb & immatureinabottle reviews
slash oneshot In which Seth bothers Vincent about masturbation, and Vincent spies on Seth from his bathroom window. All discussed through online chat. / SO MUCH CRACK. SO MUCH GAY. chatfic. Rated for stuff :P
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-30-10 - Complete
74. How To Get Distrahey look, a cute guy! reviews
It's hard to study for midterms when all you can think about is the cute new guy in your study hall. Slash. Oneshot. CRACKY. Idiotic. And just pretty much overall stupid. BUT FLUFFY XD Rated for language xD
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-23-10 - Complete
75. Secret Santa reviews
Drew doesn't like Secret Santa's, but just for Terrence, he's willing to do it. And when he does it, Drew's determined to in the best way a best friend-who-has-a-crush-on-his-best friend could be a Secret Santa. Even if he doesn't want to. Slash oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,664 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-21-10 - Published: 1-6-10 - Complete
76. Green Striped Sweater reviews
Brant refuses to wear his green striped sweater for Christmas, no matter how much his girlfriend Emily pleads. How far will she go to get him to put the damn thing on? Het, oneshot, scary het lime. Nothing promising.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,881 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-1-10 - Complete
77. Ivory Green » reviews
COMPLETED. Thirty-one drabbles of Kyle and Stan, each day of December. Anything can happen when you least expect it, but all they really need to know is that they need each other. And that's all there really is to life. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 21,795 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 1-1-10 - Published: 12-1-09 - Complete
78. Tinsel reviews
Elves are supposed to work, and not supposed to care about loving until they're at an appropriate age. But Tinsel has a little crush on his best friend, Mistle. What's an elf supposed to do? Slash, oneshot. Amazingly adorable. And for my little brother.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-18-09 - Complete
79. Happy Christmahanukwanzaakah reviews
SLASH. ONESHOT. So Alvin doesn't know if Elijah celebrates Christmas, Kwanzaa, or Hanukkah. That's no big deal. He's just going to try with each holiday and see which one is the right one. Too bad Eli doesn't celebrate any of them. For Subconscious-Flirt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-13-09 - Complete
80. I Like The Way You Like Me reviews
Cal and Sebastian aren't together. Well...they are. But not officially. Cal would like them to be together, though. I mean, they've basically been going on a date every Friday anyways. Slash oneshot yay. For my school's literary magazine. G-Rated :P
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-30-09 - Complete
81. StepFriends » reviews
After pre-teen drama, Russell Storm and Karen Singer haven't spoken for nearly two years. The last thing they expected was for their parents to marry! The only thing left to do is break them up, but how easy will that be? COMPLETED! 2008 NaNoWriMo
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,717 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 11-23-09 - Published: 11-2-08 - Complete
82. Eavesdropped reviews
Dialogue can explain a lot between two people. ONESHOT. Take it as SLASH or HET if you want. For a future Creative Writing assignment!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-8-09 - Complete
83. Look Who Fails At Matchmaking reviews
ONESHOT SLASH. In order to get his rightful fag hag, who is hopelessly in love, Neal and his best friend Ty set her up on a blind date with the guy of her dreams. Then they hide behind a plant in a fake Chinese restaurant. Oh, we'll see how THAT turns ou
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-8-09 - Complete
84. Don't Hate, Appreciate reviews
There's nothing better than being trapped in a closet with the one boy you've been avoiding. The one boy whom you hate. And the one boy who...'s been in love with you all along? ONESHOT...heterosexual. Failish. XD Rated for language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-30-09 - Complete
85. Wet Hot reviews
I didn't have sand up my vagina, but I sure did have some up my ass. ONESHOT, MXM, BOYPWP, SLASH LEMON AND OTHER STUFF I SHOULD PUT IN CAPS TO WARN YOU. MANSEX. YEAH. PORN.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-26-09 - Complete
86. I'm Not Your Boyfriend, Baby reviews
IMPLIED SLASH, Oneshot. Inspired by 3OH!3's song. /Kenny's not Adrian's friend, much less his boyfriend. So yeah, that's totally why he asked if he wanted to hang out Friday night, and why they're kayaking on a school night. Because that's what friends do
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-26-09 - Complete
87. A Homecoming Tale reviews
ONESHOT. Slash. Fluff. Yeah. / Parker is homecoming king and his queen is a KING? What is this? Oh, just Miles' friends playing matchmaker. With the fag of the school and the closeted new kid. And making them the sophomore homecoming king and KING.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,325 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-26-09 - Complete
88. Let's Start A Revolution reviews
Walk away, find and seek. Run away until your heart can't breathe. We'll start our own, all alone. Leave the world until it's just you and me. ONESHOT. Fluff. Implied het.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-25-09 - Complete
89. A Little Less Than Ideal reviews
ONESHOT. He can't like me. I already have a boyfriend. So I shouldn't even be thinking of dating him. If he liked me, he wouldn't drive me to homecoming to meet with my boyfriend. He was just being a good friend. Het, amazing fluff.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-16-09 - Complete
90. That Kid With The Grey Eyes reviews
SLASH ONESHOT :D He turned to look at me. Oh em gee. His eyes are so pretty. I would totally go fanboy over them. 'No, no, shut up Reese! You have a boyfriend' Yes. I spell my "grey" with an "e" XD . Rated for language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-16-09 - Complete
91. A Boy Walks Into A Closet reviews
In celebration of National Coming Out Day, Blaise as in, yes, from Harry Potter and his GSA set up a table for teens "coming out", selling rainbow bracelets in their high school. And then the homophobe comes along...SLASHY ONESHOT, epic fluff, fail styl
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-13-09 - Complete
92. If At First You Don't Succeed reviews
ONESHOT Ever since Otto Matherson stepped foot into the school, Sydney discovered her life's purpose: to get him to fall in love with her. So she tries desperately just to get his attention until she finds out that he's already in love...with someone else
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-10-09 - Complete
93. Boys Have Cooties reviews
FEMMESLASH. Henrietta is tired of boys. Literally. Their male-ness is just too much for her. So then she tries going for girls. More specifically, her best friend. Oneshot, romance, fluff, fxf. Totally not what I like, but I tried xD
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-7-09 - Complete
94. Sound of the Shore reviews
All I wanted to do was listen to the sound of the shore. They told me I couldn't because I was deaf. They told me I couldn't hear anything. But one girl made it possible for me. /Hinted romance, oneshot, het, fluffy.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-7-09 - Complete
95. Switch » reviews
Gwen has always been an average girl. But after many pulled strings, she enters her new school as a boy! She finds the certain difficulties as being a girl disguised as a guy, though life is pretty good. She's just in love with her best friend! Completed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,130 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 8-23-09 - Published: 3-11-08 - Complete
96. Prettier Than A Palace, Beautiful Like A Brit reviews
SLASH. Buckingham Palace is one of the most beautiful places in the world. However, Randy seems to have found something much prettier than j in London. In fact, he's found the queen. /free of English slang because I'm lazy like that. oneshot, fluff
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,048 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-22-09 - Complete
97. Getting Beef reviews
SLASH, oneshot, fluff. :D Ryan tells Mark he's gay, Mark goes out and tell the entire world. Now Ryan's stuck at home, and because of his best friend's big mouth, he's getting beef for it. No, literally. He's getting beef. Rating should be higher but wtvr
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-20-09 - Complete
98. Earl Can't Get A Girl reviews
Earl can't get a girl!" You see that kid over there, who's getting laughed and pointed at? That's me. Oh, and the song they're singing? Don't mind that. True, I haven't kissed or asked out a girl. But I'm sure I'm not the only one... Het, oneshot, fluff.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-15-09 - Complete
99. Cliches Of Gays reviews
Cooking. Sex. Cross-dressing. Gay bars. All in the life of a gay boy. Well, at least, a gay boy that Trevor wants to be. Jesse thinks otherwise. Fluff, slash, oneshot. I really don't know what I did with this one XD
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-15-09 - Complete
100. Eye Candy reviews
Cal spots a cute boy in a restaurant, and stares...and stares...and stares...and stares... Fluff, slash oneshot :D Rated for language
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-12-09 - Complete
101. Bad Habits reviews
ONESHOT Dean wants Sammy to stop biting his nails. Sammy just wants to know if Dean is gay. Oh well. What are they supposed to do, handcuffed together? Slash/mxm :D Original fiction spinoff of my Death Note fanfiction
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-6-09 - Complete
102. Adventures At The Skating Rink reviews
SLASH A stupid little date to the rollerskating rink. Darien likes it. And Noah knows it. Cutesy fluff, harmless, light, random, et cetera. Completely plotless, heartwarming :D Rated for mild language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-30-09 - Complete
103. At Least reviews
Oliver mistakes Caitlin for his girlfriend and kisses her, before noticing that she's not his girlfriend. A short friendship forms, until realizing that there's something else between them. Het, fluff, oneshot :D
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,833 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-29-09 - Complete
104. Bottom Discrepancy reviews
You always here about the guys arguing about who's on the top, but how about on the BOTTOM? There's a first for everything, though. Jerry wants to be on the bottom, but so does Travis. However, there is one solution... fluff/slash/oneshot/fun :D T for lan
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-28-09 - Complete
105. Green Eye For The New Guy reviews
Ever since Jeremiah has set foot in Max's English class, he's been following Max everywhere. But as Jeremiah is making new friends, Max swears he's not jealous. Seriously. Slash, fluff, oneshotyay. :D
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,827 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-12-09 - Complete
106. A Can of Soda reviews
"Our love is like a can of soda." Andrea and Victor may not be the perfect couple, but they are in the perfect kind of love. Het, fluff, oneshot. Rated for rude humor and language
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-9-09 - Complete
107. Of FlipFlops and Bathrooms reviews
The only thing worse than wanting to take a piss is accidentally slipping in the mud while feeling so. So Dylan and Caleb go on an adventure to find a bathroom, but the school isn't open on the weekends… SLASH, fluff, drabble-y, oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-15-09 - Complete
108. Indecisiveness Runs In The Family reviews
It's Noah's first time going to Darien's house, except he has no idea what to do. It's hard for him to suggest activities for them both, and Darien's tired of his indecisiveness. So he decides to take matters into his own hands. SLASH, fluff, oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-10-09 - Complete
109. Always Unrequited reviews
When two people are together, everyone is happy, right? Wrong. Unrequited love is the worst, at least, according to Roxanne. Fluff, het, romance, oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-8-09 - Complete
110. That's Our Baby reviews
Ken usually doesn't have a lab partner for Biology. However, Adrian, the school slash-yaoi fanboy, comes and asks him to be partners for their genotype/phenotype lab. SLASH IF YOU SQUINT. Oneshot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-7-09 - Complete
111. Like Vines reviews
Marci doesn't exactly like it when random strangers steal her notebook in the middle of her dance class and start reading her stories. But sometimes those strangers can be awfully charming. Love, fluff, oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-6-09 - Complete
112. Jump, Don't Swim reviews
The only way to repair a difficult relationship is with gifts, right? It's going to be kind of hard for Skylar to repair his, since his gift is at the bottom of a frozen pond. SLASH, FLUFF, love, oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-5-09 - Complete
113. More Than What Meets The Camera reviews
A boy and his camera. A girl and her sketchbook. A stalker in a tree. Someone pretty in a park. Het, romance, fluffshot. Rated for mild language. Enjoy :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,889 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-2-09 - Complete
114. The Window Bed reviews
Jerry and Travis absolutely hate each other, more than Travis hates camping. But when they both want the window bed… Slash/Lime :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-14-09 - Complete
115. How To Say GoodBye reviews
When Danny and Spence were little kids, they didn't know how to say good-bye. No, really, they didn't. Hinted slash; fluff. :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-14-09 - Complete
116. All About Slash reviews
Ken just wants to know what the heck it's like to read what Adrian reads. Except, Adrian happens to read about guys making out. Slash if you SQUINT.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-3-09 - Complete
117. Objects In The Mirror reviews
A curious girl observes a boy in her hand mirror… Fluff, oneshot. Happy Valentine's Day :D
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-18-09 - Complete
118. I Can Do Anything Better Than You reviews
Braden has always done everything better than Ellen. So when he tries to apologize to her, she just tells him to go screw himself. Unfortunately, she seems to take one apology a different way. Oneshot, overly fluffy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-15-09 - Complete
119. Fairy Princesses reviews
He's in a fairy princess outfit when his twin's best friend walks in. So what do they do? Pwp/mxm/slash. :P
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-15-09 - Complete
120. Not A Love Story reviews
Tristan's so hopelessly in love with Katrina, who's the only girl in school who hates him. He decides to confess… Oneshot, fluff, not much of a V-Day fic...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-15-09 - Complete
121. Oh reviews
He could only say one word: "Oh." A/N: I tried out a different way of writing...epic fail . Oneshot slight fluff.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-2-09 - Complete
122. What What in the What? reviews
Alana tries to explain to Janie how butt sex works. And then they move onto lesbian sex… First attempt at femmeslash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-14-09 - Complete
123. Insisting The Truth reviews
Just because he's gay does NOT mean he has a crush on me. Spence tries to convince himself Danny doesn't like him, when he realizes that he's the one who liked Danny in the first place. M/M -aka slash- ONESHOT. Rated for language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-12-09 - Complete
124. Reaction reviews
GAH! I can't take it anymore! We're in the middle of playing Dead or Alive on his XBox 360, our thighs our touching, my heart is beating out against my chest, and I can't stand it! It's time I've told him I love him. Oneshot, fluffehness.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-2-09 - Complete
125. Chasing Cars reviews
If I lay here...if I just lay here...would you lie with me and just forget the world?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-1-09 - Complete
126. Kissing Is Part of Tradition reviews
He loves me, he loves me not. Why can't I tell him that I love him? Oh yeah, because he's my best friend and I've been avoiding him for two months. So why am I standing on his front porch in the middle of winter break? Slash oneshot. 2008
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-31-08 - Complete
127. One Drink reviews
All it took was once drink. PWP, smut, slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-21-08 - Complete
128. Just A Ham Sandwich reviews
George just wanted a ham sandwich for Christmas. But after one dead baby, hilarity and randomness ensue. Drabble, Christmas parody. See how much satire you can find. 2008
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-21-08 - Complete
129. The Little Girl Who Cried Roast Beef reviews
There once was a little girl who cried roast beef. The end. 2006
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-18-08 - Complete
130. Trevor's Story reviews
He had a reason to break up with her. It's just that she didn't like it. But he couldn't hide his feelings. Rated for language. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-11-08 - Published: 9-14-08 - Complete
131. Under The Mistletoe reviews
She's at the dance, he's at the dance, she's trying to avoid him because he knows she likes him! But now they're stuck together...in front of everyone in their grade...under the mistletoe! Oneshot. 2008
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-12-08 - Complete
132. Kiss the Girl reviews
You know that quote called "love at first sight"? Maybe, just maybe, it's true. 'It don't take a word, not a single word, go on and kiss the girl.' Cute fluffeh oneshot. Rated for underage drinking. 2008
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-12-08 - Complete
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