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The Queen of Crows: An Overview
She likes crows.
Not like that, but in a guardian animal sort of way
She is somewhat mischievous, but dislikes being in trouble
Her Highness is also a huge band geek; she plays baritone saxophone in concert band, and alto whilst marching
She is only five feet tall
She is a neverending spout of useless information, and words. Talking is good, and she sometimes has communication issues
She loves writing and reading with all her soul
Writing a novel is on the to do list
Short stories help her work up to that goal
Shakespeare is her friend; she sometimes calls him Billie.
She also thinks that the English language can get rid of the letters 'C' and 'X'
But mostly 'X'
Sarcasm used to be one of her qualities, so the Queen settles with being witty like Chandler Bing (on the occaision)
Her Majesty is very fond of Lewis Carroll and other authors of his sort
As well as JK Rowling (like many), Juliet Marillier, and Mercedes Lackey (who holds a special place in her heart)
Her current favorite book is "Wildwood Dancing" by Juliet Marillier
She despises un-needed perfection; for flaws are that which make us unique
Anorexics scare her
She is perfectly open with gay people, but really isn't huge on yaoi or yuri. It's just not her thing
Manga and anime make the Queen happy. She, one day, would like to be a mangaka
She sometimes says dumb things
And is a contradiction to herself
The voices in her head keep her occupied
But she is easily annoyed
Especially by whiners
Shut up, emo kids! There are starving kids in Africa with AIDS!
She could qualify as a hanus bitch sometimes, but comebacks are not her specialty
She likes referring to herself in the third person
The Queen is also very fond of semicolons
And really should get a life
But she already has music to make up for that.
She likes some classical
Jazz is up there
The Killers are one of her favorites
And so is Beck
The artist doesn't really matter;
She'll listen to anything
(Except those damn Disney Channel kids; they suck ass)
Her Majesty has a dirty mouth
She also makes up silly words, like:
Adorabibble,
Swearmonkey,
and
Voluptumnus
Chat speak annoys her
(r u lyk tryng 2 speek Nglish?? Plz, idk wut this mnz, my bff --)
Don't use it, that's what we have letters for
But 'lol' is acceptable
She wants it to be in the dictionary, right next to 'muggle'
Her Highness tries really hard to be nice to everyone, but sometimes, people don't deserve it
So try to deserve it
Elegance counts for a lot, in her book
But getting dirty is fun too
She likes mythology, but it annoys her when people overuse mythological names
It's silly, plus it's annoying, but not as bad as chat speak or the Disney channel
The Disney channel needs to hire some talent.
Like they had during the Disney Renaissance
But the world continues to turn
For insignificance is is something that we must learn to deal with
Be your own person
And don't worry over the little things
The Queen is annoyed by followers
The Queen also is an evolutionist, and a gentle cynic (otherwise known as an agnostic, though is occaisionally an athiest)
She doesn't have anything against devout religious people, or their religions, she just doesn't believe in God,
For He has decided to play hide and seek with her
But she is open to discussions on religion and such matters
She especially likes to talk to intelligent people
And crazy people
But,
The Queen bids you farewell.
Hey, but, if you review my stuff, I'll review yours. I try to review everything I read, but sometimes I feel lazy. Plus I believe that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all.
All hail,
Queen of Crows
"To days of inspiration,
Playing hookey, making something
Out of nothing, the need
To express to communicate,
To going against the grain,
Going insane,
Going mad
"To loving tension, no pension
To more than one dimension,
To starving for attention,
Hating convention, hating pretension,
Not to mention of course,
Hating dear old mom and dad
"To riding your bike
Midday past the three piece suits
To fruits, to no absolutes
To Absolut, to choice
To the Village Voice
To any passing fad
"To being an us for once,
Instead of a them!"- Mark, "La Vie Boheme" Rent: The Movie
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