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The Queen of Crows: An Overview

She likes crows.

Not like that, but in a guardian animal sort of way

She is somewhat mischievous, but dislikes being in trouble

Her Highness is also a huge band geek; she plays baritone saxophone in concert band, and alto whilst marching

She is only five feet tall

She is a neverending spout of useless information, and words. Talking is good, and she sometimes has communication issues

She loves writing and reading with all her soul

Writing a novel is on the to do list

Short stories help her work up to that goal

Shakespeare is her friend; she sometimes calls him Billie.

She also thinks that the English language can get rid of the letters 'C' and 'X'

But mostly 'X'

Sarcasm used to be one of her qualities, so the Queen settles with being witty like Chandler Bing (on the occaision)

Her Majesty is very fond of Lewis Carroll and other authors of his sort

As well as JK Rowling (like many), Juliet Marillier, and Mercedes Lackey (who holds a special place in her heart)

Her current favorite book is "Wildwood Dancing" by Juliet Marillier

She despises un-needed perfection; for flaws are that which make us unique

Anorexics scare her

She is perfectly open with gay people, but really isn't huge on yaoi or yuri. It's just not her thing

Manga and anime make the Queen happy. She, one day, would like to be a mangaka

She sometimes says dumb things

And is a contradiction to herself

The voices in her head keep her occupied

But she is easily annoyed

Especially by whiners

Shut up, emo kids! There are starving kids in Africa with AIDS!

She could qualify as a hanus bitch sometimes, but comebacks are not her specialty

She likes referring to herself in the third person

The Queen is also very fond of semicolons

And really should get a life

But she already has music to make up for that.

She likes some classical

Jazz is up there

The Killers are one of her favorites

And so is Beck

The artist doesn't really matter;

She'll listen to anything

(Except those damn Disney Channel kids; they suck ass)

Her Majesty has a dirty mouth

She also makes up silly words, like:

Adorabibble,

Swearmonkey,

and

Voluptumnus

Chat speak annoys her

(r u lyk tryng 2 speek Nglish?? Plz, idk wut this mnz, my bff --)

Don't use it, that's what we have letters for

But 'lol' is acceptable

She wants it to be in the dictionary, right next to 'muggle'

Her Highness tries really hard to be nice to everyone, but sometimes, people don't deserve it

So try to deserve it

Elegance counts for a lot, in her book

But getting dirty is fun too

She likes mythology, but it annoys her when people overuse mythological names

It's silly, plus it's annoying, but not as bad as chat speak or the Disney channel

The Disney channel needs to hire some talent.

Like they had during the Disney Renaissance

But the world continues to turn

For insignificance is is something that we must learn to deal with

Be your own person

And don't worry over the little things

The Queen is annoyed by followers

The Queen also is an evolutionist, and a gentle cynic (otherwise known as an agnostic, though is occaisionally an athiest)

She doesn't have anything against devout religious people, or their religions, she just doesn't believe in God,

For He has decided to play hide and seek with her

But she is open to discussions on religion and such matters

She especially likes to talk to intelligent people

And crazy people

But,

The Queen bids you farewell.

Hey, but, if you review my stuff, I'll review yours. I try to review everything I read, but sometimes I feel lazy. Plus I believe that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all.

All hail,

Queen of Crows

"To days of inspiration,
Playing hookey, making something
Out of nothing, the need
To express to communicate,
To going against the grain,
Going insane,
Going mad

"To loving tension, no pension
To more than one dimension,
To starving for attention,
Hating convention, hating pretension,
Not to mention of course,
Hating dear old mom and dad

"To riding your bike
Midday past the three piece suits
To fruits, to no absolutes
To Absolut, to choice
To the Village Voice
To any passing fad

"To being an us for once,
Instead of a them!"- Mark, "La Vie Boheme" Rent: The Movie