Curse my low levels of self-discipline. I went off to college to be a writer and what do I do with my summer, stuck at home with no job? Not write, that's for sure. I need to crack down. Crack down like the Swedish Chef's blazing butcher knife on shadowy spaghetti, or like his rifle in the dance of the dooo-nut. Bork, I say.

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1. The War of Dewy Pants

Another 'medic' story, because that field can produce so much humor. Meet Medic Dewy Flower and his incompetent-at-life-yet-disturbingly-successful friend, Eggbert Pants. Oh, and Chief, don't forget him.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-14-08 - Published: 6-14-08

2. The Museum reviews

Short story based closely on a dream I once had. This one scared the bejeezus out of me.

Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-6-08 - Published: 1-6-08

3. Technical Death reviews

Gabbro Bristlecone, small town medic, evades the grasp of his motherinlaw, only to be killed and abducted by a spotted unicorn named Buxler and a nightmare, who indirectly removes his thyroid gland.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-6-08 - Published: 1-6-08