| You call my phone number. Then what do you do? |
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Press 2 to see if I am a terrorist |
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Press 5 to kill George Bush |
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Press 3 to buy a turkey sandwich |
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Press 8 to rant about how much I deserve to burn in hell |
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Press 9 to give me stuff |
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Hang up and text me because calling is SO last year |
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Press 7 to blow up your phone |
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Press 1 to pay your bill |
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Hang up and email me |
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Press * to make a story/poem request (PM me) |
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Press 4 to murder me |
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Press # to get my social security number (joking!) |
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Press 0 to confirm you are a stalker (state your name, address, phone number, age, and other personal identifying information) |
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