And that's what happens when someone says they don't like my stories!
Thunder rumbles over a large tower, and I'm glad that I remembered to put a lightning rod on the roof. I peek out my window, and see a large castle belonging to my older sister, Ally-P, and see her through a large window, which is open for some reason. She's pressing the save button on her computer.
I look out my other window to see Ana Cardic's castle, where she is admiring herself in a black and purple tie. My huge tabby-tom-tiger leaps up onto the top of my throne, causing it to nearly topple over from his weight. I turn back to my computer to type some more of my second story, 'Like Real'. I and pull on my silk half-mask and a long (dark purple) velvet cloak. I finish the chapter, and all of a sudden I have the urge to do the can-can, but instead I decide to cackle evilly. "MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" while my shortish, bleached and dyed hair kind of flows out behind me; I learned this from my older sis, you see.
Just as I am about to dramatically push the 'save' button, my cat hops onto the delete button, and deletes the whole story. I commence to shaving the words 'cat of hell' on the friggn thing's side, and when I'm done with that, I tiredly re-type the chapter. I smile and press save before my cat (Tabayo) can. I post it on FictionPress, turn off the computer and hop into my tye-dye hammock, pulling the covers over me and fluffing my pillow.
My Birthday: May 29th (GEMINI!! mwa hahhahaha!!)
Age: Last time I checked, I was a teenager
Gender: I'm a girl
Erm, lesse... I have chocolate brown hair... amber/hazel eyes, almond-shaped.. erm, I'm tan, even in the winter, though there's nooo competeing with my brother... I'm not as tall as I would like to be, me being 5'3"...
My favorite type of animal are hummingbirds. The first time I heard one I thought I was being pursued by a horde of bees, because their wings are so friggn LOUD.
My name: Sophia
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Singular Angel (Angela)
Allergic-to-Paradox (Kealeigh, pronounced Ky-Lee)
Beast King
A. S. Lee
Undesired Romance (Sarah)
unique different
Dead Chick Walking
My favorite weapon: The Pen (the pen is mightier than the sword!... though don't try a pencil... they break...) Okay, it's a toss up between my foil (thin sword which, unfortunately, has a rubber tip, so I don't get to stab anything...) and the Pen.
My favorite thing to write with: the keyboard! It doesn't matter if it's my computer keyboard or my typewriter keyboard; though my typewriter says with every tap: This girl can kill you with her pinky.
I looove chocolate torte
I listen to The Dresden Dolls quite obsessively, but I also like Tori Amos, Paula Cole, Rufus Wainright, The Red Hot Chili Peppers and Cake. Weird, I know, but that's what I'm like.
Alright. So you most likely think I'm a complete nut. And I've only got one thing to say to you if you do: you're almost completely right. I am quite insane, but I don't like nuts. Unless it's peanut-butter and chocolate. You can call me pretty much anything. Insane, Brilliant, Beautiful, Crazy Psycho Bitch from Hell, whatever you like! Erm, well, pretty much anything. As long as it's in a 'nice' way.
I think Pikachu is teh cute!
My favorite shows:... first, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Blackadder (all of the seasons), My family, Saturday Night Live, Wonderfalls, Firefly, Dead Like Me, Masterpiece Theatre, Mystery, stuffs like that...
hrm... I love chocolate and french fries... I love doing show chorus, chorus, art, drama and of course WRITING!!uuuuhhhmmmm... I have twenty-four chickens, four ducks, four geese, seven cats, three dogs and a toooon of birds (outside, of course) and squirrels. And deer. And turkeys. AND a few porkipines, with the occasional skunk thrown in (not so good).
Please review for my stories!
Update, May 7th:
Okay, Im reaaaaaaalllllyyyyy sorry to all of the people who were really into it (especially my beta, Angela), but I'm putting The Great Oak on a hold. I'm really not sure what I want to happen, but it's a TEMPORARY hold, remember that. And I do need time to write Like Real, which I'm getting a million ideas for at the moment, so please to check that out, for it has alot better writing style. I actually started Oak when I was nine, so it starts off very different, and I might slightly redo the beginning. Angela, I'd still be esctatic if you beta read for Like Real, at least while Oak is on hold. Sorry again, ta, hugs,
~Soph
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