Hello...people...who are reading this...

My name is Alina...ummmm...I don't write very much...I never really have...My poetry is...adjective...adjective...ummm...unusual?...it sort of rhymes...I think it rhymes...Do you think it rhymes?

I'm sort of obsessed with blood and gore and stuff...ya...I doesn't really show in my writing...not yet anyway...My science project is going to be very bloody...okay, that was sort of unrelated...

I have really good spelling, but I don't like to edit my own work so it has lots of typing errors. I can spell, I just can't type very well. Just so you know.

Out of all my stories, I only want you to review the Dream one. Review the other stories if you so desire. I will not be insulted or unappreciative. But isn't what I just said kind of insulted and unappreciative?...hmmmm...

If you are admiring my display pic (or if you are not) know that I made it through photoshop. I really like photoshopping stuff. If you would like to see my various photoshops or have me adjust or ad interest to a picture of your please just ask. However you ask on this site...hmmm...I'll have to find out how to do that...

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1. Servant Snake reviews

This is my favorite poem of all time. And I wrote it. It is morbidly hilarious. PLEASE R&R.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-11-08 - Published: 5-11-08

2. Snake Escape: A true story reviews

A true story in poetry format of how my snake escaped. *sniff*

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-11-08 - Published: 5-11-08

3. Why Stereotypes are Necessary to Survival reviews

A short essay, it was originally a post in a forum, but I decided it was good enough to be an essay. Please Review this one, I really need essay writing help.

Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-21-08 - Published: 3-21-08

4. Long Rear End reviews

I made this song when I was about 7 with some friends that I really wish I'd stayed in touch with, but all the memories I have of them now revolve around this song.

Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-21-08 - Published: 3-21-08

5. A Dream That Is Unlikely To Come True reviews

A dream that I had when I was in daycare. A look into the thoughts of Arina222 as a 3-year-old. This is part of that 33% of my stories I actually want reviewed.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-9-08 - Published: 3-9-08

6. A Man By the Sea reviews

Trying to make a story out of it

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-19-08 - Published: 2-19-08

7. The ending of a horror story, only the ending reviews

Some random story I made 2 years ago. I don't really like it. You might though . My friends all said I should post it, so here it is.

Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 2-15-08