12.05.10-Long time, no see! Well, here we are at the beginning of December, and yes, I have been rather absent from FP. I've been thinking about actually using the LJ account I have to post my fiction, but that's still on hold while I get my shit together and finish some stuff. I posted a new oneshot, a fairytale remix, check it out! No slash, but the sequel will have some when I get it done.

3.5.10-Hey y'all, what's up? Just checking in to say yay for you all, cause I have 1000 hits on SOTN, which pleases me very much. Thanks for all the time you've taken to (hopefully) read my story. In honor of this occasion, I'll give you chapter 14. Cheers!

I'm a certain age, and would prefer to not give too much info about myself, having the threat of internet prowlers drilled into my brain. BUT:

I love soccer :). and horseback riding.

Reading is the entry into another world. (yes, i know it's cliche. but it's true!)

Favorite Book of the Week: Watchmen

Stories

On Hiatus:

All's Fair in Love and War

I was forced to move here against my will, and what do I get? A very pissed off male. He wants to fight and do battle? Bring it on, and let the games begin!

Happily Never After

Brione McArthur is your average girl, but what happens when a handsome, but rather obnoxious guy comes out of nowhere and starts dragging her along with him on all his fantastical adventures? And, before she is dragged off into the mayhem, Bri has just one question to ask. What happens when a Fairy Tale goes wrong?

In Progress:

Song of the Nine

Asher didn't know that taking a stroll into the library would mean he'd get sucked into another world. Now, stuck in the land of Pryterria, a country where Eight Kingdoms fight for dominance, thrown into chaos by the loss of the Ninth, he must struggle to survive. Helped by a mysterious elven boy named Duke, who may or may not be on the run from dangerous enemies, he must find a way to get back to his own world, because each of the Kingdoms will do anything they can to gain his allegiance. His only question is why they want him. And what really happened to the Ninth Kingdom?

(Warning: this will eventually contain slash, m/m)

One-Shots:

A Different Kind of Poison

Confronting Landon shouldn't be too difficult, right? After all, what could go wrong over a nice glass of mead? Oh, how wrong Damien was.

Warning-m/m, slash

Across the Seven Seas

A story which contains debonair pirates, epic sea battles, devious quartermasters, dark pasts, a River in Egypt, and copious amounts of rum.

Warning-m/m, slash

Coming Soon:

Into the Sunset: A Collection of Fairytales

Kings, queens, magical beasts, evil stepmothers, daring princes on quests, and that famous yet elusive happy ending.

How do you define happily ever after? Retellings of classic fairytales. –slash, m/m-

This will go up after I finish the first one. I have a few planned out in my head,

but this is really just for fun, so I probably won't be updating it very frequently.

On an advertising note:

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I will now use my amazing mind powers to seduce you all into checking it out

You know you want to.

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