I have a Fanfiction account. Here it is:
http://www.fanfiction.net/~crystamayville
Hello. This is the part in the profile where most morons tell people their real names, ages, myspaces, emails, and other things. Your probably expecting this from me.
Not gonna happen.
Name: Crysta or Chrissy are fine. Not my real name, but still...
Age: STALKER! What does it matter how old I am? It just changes every year!
Mottos (or just things that only I'd say):
~You laugh at me because I'm differant. I laugh at you because your'e all the same.
~Yeah...no.
~Were you dropped on your head as an infant?
~Geez, lighten up.
Other Stuff:
Yo. So, what can I say? I'm all around pretty odd. I try to not laugh when people are yelling at me, and fail. I laugh all the time. I constantly sing. Mostly Paramore. If you've never heard of them, seach them on youtube. Might I suggest Decoy or Lovesick Melody, unless you like slow stuff, then We are Broken or When it Rains. So I am over-all a happy person, unless I'm sad. Most of the time I'm in jeans and a black shirt (oesn't mean I'm gothic), sometimes a navy-blue hoodie. I'm not exactly a girly-girl, or a tom-boy. I'm a tomgirl. I'm random and sarcastic. Don't laugh at me while I'm in my uniform, or I will pull your brain out through your nose. Yeah, I make empty threats alot.
I HATE CLIQUES! It bugs me how the meanest people can have so many friends...
My Favorite:
Color: Pink or light blue
Animal: Cat
T.V. Show(s): LOST, Grey's, Desperate Housewives, aannnnndd FAMILY GUY!
Band: Paramore (BEST BAND IN THE FREAKING WORLD!), Fall out boy, Panic! At the Disco, The Hush Sound, Cute is What we Aim for, recomend something to me and I'll check it out.
Read my Storys and review them, PLEASE!
I have joined the Review Revolution. Have you?
Some random reviews from my friend Roxie, no matter what alias she uses.
The 4
OMG MISS CRABTREE IS COMING 2 GET U! run now b4 its 2 late!
i am so not insane. ur the 1 with the men in white coats coming over ur house all the time to take u 2 the happy place! WELL MISS PIGGY I THINK THAT U NEED A LIFE OTHER THAN INSULTING ME! and no i dont kno who i am thank you very much. :p ha ha
la la la ala laa la ala ala la ala a la ala la i am at ur house typing on ur computer drinking ur pop and eating ur pretzels. what r u going 2 do now person.
i like ham! interesting story though
do pigs fly?
Tales from the Vault of Crysta Mayville
ya but u didnt make him (Alfredo) a real person and put him into the story. u only mentioned him. i want 2 c what people would say in the reviews if u actualy made him a real person. i will not give up until u make him a character so that i cn read some reviews that say something other than "great story, i love it". ya the people love u but mebe if u added an interesting twist then people would like ur story even more. please! im so bored. email me,G.. i mean Crysta.
ha ha mwa ha ha hehaw har hurk haw chortle chortle snert ha tee hee har ha hew ho ho ho he wa ha ha he he snort snigger he he who ha har hic heek ha snert haw ha ha hic snert gack!! good i think that should have wasted a sufficient amount of time...i am so bored. call me
i do so not swear more than u! 1 more thing my hair is longer than urs! u also make me soung like a fat a.. retard by saying that i like the word pie. the rest is all correct though.
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So yeah your propabably wondering about the picture. The person making the heart is my cousin, and its around me parasailing. So yeah.
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